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(Futurity)   The Megapiranha is extinct, but will still haunt your dreams   (futurity.org) divider line 70
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2012-12-29 01:01:12 PM
This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.
 
2012-12-29 01:11:00 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.


Done in one

/if you hadn't, I was going to
//Megapiranha vs Dinoshark coming soon
 
2012-12-29 01:15:15 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Done in one

/if you hadn't, I was going to
//Megapiranha vs Dinoshark coming soon


It was all good until I realized that that's when Syfy has Friday Night Smackdown.

Which doesn't rule out the possibility of Megapiranha showing up there, mind you. They'll just have him feud with Daniel Bryan or something.
 
2012-12-29 01:58:55 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.

Done in one

/if you hadn't, I was going to
//Megapiranha vs Dinoshark coming soon


In 3-DD
 
2012-12-29 02:22:46 PM

ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD


With Gary Busey!
 
2012-12-29 02:26:45 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!


And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know
 
2012-12-29 02:34:26 PM
Oh for petes sake. It's a bluegill with teeth. Tastes like chicken.
 
2012-12-29 02:34:41 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!


And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!
 
2012-12-29 02:36:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!

And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know


Nothing's left of her but her breast implants floating on the waves.
 
2012-12-29 02:48:26 PM
Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...
 
2012-12-29 02:53:52 PM
Extinct? That's what they said about the coelacanth, too.
 
2012-12-29 03:09:56 PM

ms_lara_croft: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!

And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

And

Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!
 
2012-12-29 03:14:04 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know


ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!


Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...


Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!


And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.
 
2012-12-29 03:21:40 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.


Even knowing that Baldwin will be the weakest link, I'd watch the hell out of this movie.
 
2012-12-29 03:29:39 PM

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.

Even knowing that Baldwin will be the weakest link, I'd watch the hell out of this movie.


I'm not so sure that I'd want to know the person who WOULDN'T watch this movie.
 
2012-12-29 03:31:59 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.

Even knowing that Baldwin will be the weakest link, I'd watch the hell out of this movie.

I'm not so sure that I'd want to know the person who WOULDN'T watch this movie.



*fist bump*
 
2012-12-29 03:33:22 PM
*fistbump*

Right on, brother!
 
2012-12-29 04:52:18 PM
Megapiranha vs Sharktopus: Electric Eel Boogaloo

with Eric Roberts, Stephen Baldwin, and guest star David Morse!


/I would watch this, sadly
 
2012-12-29 04:53:06 PM
FTFA---could have had a bite force anywhere from 280 to 1,070 pounds.

Way to not narrow it down. Sheesh.
 
2012-12-29 04:57:39 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.


Special Appearance by Martika ('Toy Soldiers') as Aquarium owner.
 
2012-12-29 04:58:37 PM
If it's so tough and all, why's it extinct?

/must have been delicious
 
2012-12-29 05:03:23 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Megapiranha vs Sharktopus: Electric Eel Boogaloo

with Eric Roberts, Stephen Baldwin, and guest star David Morse!


/I would watch this, sadly


Anything with Eric Roberts is worth at least one watch.
 
2012-12-29 05:05:50 PM
Will haunt my dreams? Unless it walks on land and preys on farkers here in Colorado, not likely.

/and yeah, what bilgemaster said
 
2012-12-29 05:06:45 PM
I blame global climate change for this, and many other extinctions.
 
2012-12-29 05:08:00 PM

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.

Even knowing that Baldwin will be the weakest link, I'd watch the hell out of this movie.

I'm not so sure that I'd want to know the person who WOULDN'T watch this movie.


*fist bump*


I wouldn't watch it because it would be on Syfy Channel, and I don't watch that stuff on general principles.

Call me when the DVD is released.
 
2012-12-29 05:09:16 PM
i.ytimg.com

Doesn't stand a chance against the BetaRazor, though.
 
2012-12-29 05:14:19 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Done in one

/if you hadn't, I was going to
//Megapiranha vs Dinoshark coming soon

It was all good until I realized that that's when Syfy has Friday Night Smackdown.

Which doesn't rule out the possibility of Megapiranha showing up there, mind you. They'll just have him feud with Daniel Bryan or something.


BAH GAWD KING! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
 
2012-12-29 05:17:42 PM
media.giantbomb.com

Bring it on
 
2012-12-29 05:18:58 PM

machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!


BAH GAWD, MEGAPIRANHA BROKE THAT MAN IN HALF!

HE'S GOT A FAMILY!


Gyrfalcon: I wouldn't watch it because it would be on Syfy Channel, and I don't watch that stuff on general principles.

Call me when the DVD is released.


It's a tough sell with the cancellation of MST3K, I dig that.


GungFu: Special Appearance by Martika ('Toy Soldiers') as Aquarium owner.


Okay, now THAT'S boss.


Galileo's Daughter: Megapiranha vs Sharktopus: Electric Eel Boogaloo

with Eric Roberts, Stephen Baldwin, and guest star David Morse!


/I would watch this, sadly


There's no "sadly" about this.

I would watch it.

Gladly, even.
 
2012-12-29 05:19:58 PM
Not so tough on land.
 
2012-12-29 05:21:20 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Oh for petes sake. It's a bluegill with teeth. Tastes like chicken.



I hear they're good fried in butter with plantains.
 
2012-12-29 05:29:32 PM

ms_lara_croft: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!

And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

Nothing's left of her but her breast implants floating on the waves.


That's hot...
 
2012-12-29 05:29:52 PM

bilgemaster: If it's so tough and all, why's it extinct?

/must have been delicious


Not enough food dumb enough to go into the river it had made its home in.
 
2012-12-29 05:33:03 PM
Dinsdale!

/At a holiday party, a bunch of us started brainstorming SyFy movie ideas and plots. The end result is that I am writing the script for MechaYeti.
//Was drunk at the time.
///Still funny, tho.
 
2012-12-29 05:33:38 PM
I wonder where that fish did go
 
2012-12-29 05:34:24 PM

buzzcut73: I blame global climate change for this, and many other extinctions.


Thank GOD for global climate change!

(Reminds me of that Richard Pryor line.)
 
2012-12-29 05:35:15 PM
atthemovieswithsilver.files.wordpress.com

Still terrified over how horrible the movie was...
 
2012-12-29 05:35:33 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.


(Is it wrong that I thought Jersey Shore Shark Attack one of the funniest movies of 2012? So tongue in cheek it was perfect. Yeah. I'll slap myself out.)
 
2012-12-29 05:37:27 PM
www.moviescoremedia.com
 
2012-12-29 05:41:20 PM
i.imgur.com Unimpressed.
 
2012-12-29 05:41:24 PM

Gyrfalcon: I wouldn't watch it because it would be on Syfy Channel, and I don't watch that stuff on general principles.



Ahh, but as you're my favorite Fark MediatorTM, I won't hold that against you.
 
2012-12-29 05:46:59 PM

JosephFinn: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.

(Is it wrong that I thought Jersey Shore Shark Attack one of the funniest movies of 2012? So tongue in cheek it was perfect. Yeah. I'll slap myself out.)



After watching for 30 minutes, I switched channels when I realized that neither Tiffany nor Debbie Reynolds were guest stars. Glad you enjoyed it, though.
 
2012-12-29 05:50:02 PM
i wonder what the bite force on the fish that cracks nut or a octopus
 
2012-12-29 05:50:18 PM

sergento: [atthemovieswithsilver.files.wordpress.com image 480x320]

Still terrified over how horrible the movie was...


Yeah, that one sucked. I thought the first one was pretty funny and somewhat entertaining.
 
2012-12-29 05:51:59 PM

John Buck 41: FTFA---could have had a bite force anywhere from 280 to 1,070 pounds.

Way to not narrow it down. Sheesh.


That's what I thought. Is that even useful information? What has happened to science?
 
2012-12-29 05:56:05 PM

LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 500x356] Unimpressed.


...the f*ck??

People always talk about extinction like it's a bad thing. We should be GLAD these things are gone!
 
2012-12-29 05:59:23 PM
www.gearfuse.com
 
2012-12-29 05:59:24 PM
It's no match for the MANIRANHA!

cdn.shopify.com

/he's a man and a piranha!
//probably obscure
///estoy podcuddle
 
2012-12-29 06:06:05 PM
PIRAN HA! HA!

/I'm using Forbes Insoluble Dry Plates
 
2012-12-29 06:07:46 PM

fusillade762: [www.gearfuse.com image 600x540]


Grizzly[a]conda would rock as would

fc06.deviantart.net
 
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