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(CNN)   Steer starts massive fire on Vermont farm. Time to ban cows. (with WOW flaming photo)   (ireport.cnn.com) divider line 23
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2012-12-29 02:06:26 PM
12 votes:
dailypicksandflicks.com

/did rtfa
//i'm not gonna give up a meme drop for that
2012-12-29 02:08:59 PM
5 votes:

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


Soooooo lets ban em!
2012-12-29 02:09:55 PM
4 votes:
Why any cow would need a 30 teat udder cannot be justified.
d52
2012-12-29 03:09:52 PM
3 votes:
Came for this:
i46.tinypic.com
Leaving disappointed.
2012-12-29 02:59:13 PM
3 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

fire makes me cum.
2012-12-29 11:07:16 AM
3 votes:

kimwim: [static.ddmcdn.com image 400x269]
What a skid steer may look like.

/Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.


Joke comprehension is apparently not your strong point.
2012-12-29 09:42:06 AM
3 votes:
Mrs. O'Leary inconsolable.
2012-12-29 05:21:10 PM
2 votes:
Obviously we can't just outright ban cows. They're too ingrained in our culture. What we need to do, however, is restrict access to millitary-style "assault" cows with high-capacity udders and folding antlers.
2012-12-29 02:17:38 PM
2 votes:
Impressive fire, but were there Zombies???

pykorry.com
2012-12-29 10:46:30 AM
2 votes:

kimwim: /Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.


Willful misunderstanding for the purposes of comedic value. It is apparently not your friend.
2012-12-29 08:40:43 AM
2 votes:
Chicago thinks Vermont has gone mainstream. They were burning down due to cows way before it was popular.
2012-12-29 11:50:41 PM
1 votes:

enochianwolf: MadAzza: I'll repeat my question, enochianwolf, as you seem not to have seen it:

MadAzza: enochianwolf: I am for banning semi-automatic weapons entirely. Tell me how persecuted you'd be if that happened.

How would that keep determined thugs from obtaining them?

well to some extent you'll want to focus on poverty, education and mental health, then maybe you wouldnt have so many thugs to begin with. there is a black market for guns, with hundreds of millions of guns in this country there will always be a black market. There are assault rifles on the street illegally, and I'm sure law enforcement is always thrilled about that. You could impose a tax on firearm sales that pools into a comprehensive buyback program to incentivize the willful forfeiture of them... but alas, this is all coming too late. Statistically each household in America houses a firearm, including homes with mentally unstable individuals. It's a shame that the solution proposed by many is to increase the amount of guns instead of reversing it, making sure everyone, including teachers, carry at all times for maximum safety. What a ruggedly individualistic utopia, it's just like the wild west!


"It wouldn't," then, is your answer to my question. Thank you.

Regarding the part I bolded: That is simply nonsense. Not every household has a gun. Other than obfuscation, what is the point of citing erroneous nonsense and calling it "statistics"?
2012-12-29 07:01:21 PM
1 votes:
www.carpelibra.org
2012-12-29 06:43:25 PM
1 votes:

rnatalie: Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines


pyle - a guy who has sex with male bovines
2012-12-29 03:26:57 PM
1 votes:

Another Government Employee: There's a rumor the Chicken Gang was involved.


Cows With Guns
2012-12-29 03:22:48 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

I was imagining this really.
2012-12-29 02:53:49 PM
1 votes:

rnatalie: Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines


You forgot fomer - a girl who has sex with male bovines, usually on the set of a Dutch pr0n movie.
2012-12-29 02:53:49 PM
1 votes:

kimwim: What a skid steer may look like.

/Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.


This. We need to ban bobcats!
2012-12-29 02:39:50 PM
1 votes:
Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines
2012-12-29 02:26:41 PM
1 votes:

enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only


Really? You sat there, thought for a bit, cracked your knuckles, wiggled your fingers and put them to the keyboard and that's what came out?
2012-12-29 02:18:01 PM
1 votes:
Self Cooking Steaks..Medium Rare Please....
2012-12-29 02:15:11 PM
1 votes:
As a former fire fighter, that's what we called "saving the foundation."
2012-12-29 02:13:00 PM
1 votes:
Will someone please ring the dinner bell...

farm4.staticflickr.com

/Did this once in my Back Yard when I was stationed in the Philippines.
//Best damn BBQ I ever had.
///House was still standing
 
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