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(CNN)   Steer starts massive fire on Vermont farm. Time to ban cows. (with WOW flaming photo)   (ireport.cnn.com) divider line 139
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2012-12-29 02:47:40 PM

rnatalie: Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines


Not bad. A gomer is a bull that has undergone a vasectomy. They are used in operations that use artificial insemination to help farmers tell when a cow is in heat.
 
2012-12-29 02:53:49 PM

kimwim: What a skid steer may look like.

/Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.


This. We need to ban bobcats!
 
2012-12-29 02:53:49 PM

rnatalie: Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines


You forgot fomer - a girl who has sex with male bovines, usually on the set of a Dutch pr0n movie.
 
2012-12-29 02:55:03 PM

mikalmd: Self Cooking Steaks..Medium Rare Please....


Yeah, OK, you can take your own off the grill when it's been done to your liking.

/More like charred beyond recognition
 
2012-12-29 02:55:24 PM

Homer Elmer: [boscutti.files.wordpress.com image 700x400]


The thing that's always weird to think about when you look at that photo is, that's the original King Kong jungle gate set that's actually burning down.
 
2012-12-29 02:55:42 PM
One of the photos of the fire fighter on his knees with the hose between is begging for a caption, will someone deliver?
 
2012-12-29 02:59:13 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

fire makes me cum.
 
2012-12-29 03:09:34 PM

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


It's time to ban Terrible Humans from posting on Fark.
 
d52
2012-12-29 03:09:52 PM
Came for this:
i46.tinypic.com
Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-12-29 03:13:26 PM

Snargi: rnatalie: Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines

You forgot fomer - a girl who has sex with male bovines, usually on the set of a Dutch pr0n movie.


Baby calf = a why.
 
2012-12-29 03:14:52 PM
Was it an assault steer?
 
2012-12-29 03:22:48 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

I was imagining this really.
 
2012-12-29 03:25:08 PM
There's a rumor the Chicken Gang was involved.
 
2012-12-29 03:26:57 PM

Another Government Employee: There's a rumor the Chicken Gang was involved.


Cows With Guns
 
2012-12-29 03:29:52 PM

John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?


Some guy who shiats in his pants at his own shadow brought up the point that guns were made for only one reason. That brings out the gun nuts who respond with lies about how some guns are made for target shooting only, some for starting track events, some for movie props, and some for killing people which adds up to at least 4 things right there.
 
2012-12-29 03:35:43 PM
i1034.photobucket.com
Light em up! Grill em out!
 
2012-12-29 03:52:37 PM
i877.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-29 03:52:45 PM
mooooooron!
 
2012-12-29 04:06:24 PM
 
2012-12-29 04:19:03 PM

FriarReb98: Homer Elmer: [boscutti.files.wordpress.com image 700x400]

The thing that's always weird to think about when you look at that photo is, that's the original King Kong jungle gate set that's actually burning down.


Really? Wow, I learn something new everyday. Cool!
 
2012-12-29 04:21:41 PM
At least someone had time to call a professional photographer while the place burned.
 
2012-12-29 04:50:14 PM

Onkel Buck: [i1034.photobucket.com image 253x319]
Light em up! Grill em out!


My older sister had a crush on, nope, not Clint. Eric Fleming, who portrayed trail boss Gil Favor.
 
2012-12-29 05:06:34 PM

slyandtheblooddiamond: [dailypicksandflicks.com image 600x572]

/did rtfa
//i'm not gonna give up a meme drop for that


Came for this pic - leaving satisfied.
 
2012-12-29 05:10:40 PM

A Shambling Mound: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

Really? You sat there, thought for a bit, cracked your knuckles, wiggled your fingers and put them to the keyboard and that's what came out?


It had a point, cant seem to find one in your response.

If there's any confusion as to how this is related to guns, the whole 'let's ban this now' sprouted up after Newtown, it's a defensive tactic gun advocates are using to make sure the discussion over any kind of new gun laws is squelched. See: calling people who want smarter gun control 'pussies'
 
2012-12-29 05:17:22 PM

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


Gasoline on a fire when you biatch about it. I predict full meme status soon.
i.qkme.me
 
2012-12-29 05:17:24 PM

Benjimin_Dover: John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?

Some guy who shiats in his pants at his own shadow brought up the point that guns were made for only one reason. That brings out the gun nuts who respond with lies about how some guns are made for target shooting only, some for starting track events, some for movie props, and some for killing people which adds up to at least 4 things right there.


Guns are made to kill things, you can't really butter it up
 
2012-12-29 05:20:48 PM
Has anyone mentioned Mrs. O'Leary yet?

www.mamalisa.com
 
2012-12-29 05:20:53 PM

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


Time to ban things that offend people!
 
2012-12-29 05:21:10 PM
Obviously we can't just outright ban cows. They're too ingrained in our culture. What we need to do, however, is restrict access to millitary-style "assault" cows with high-capacity udders and folding antlers.
 
2012-12-29 05:35:23 PM

Homer Elmer: [boscutti.files.wordpress.com image 700x400]


*golf clap*
 
2012-12-29 05:39:23 PM

maniacbastard: Valiente: Funny thing for a Hindu to say...wait, it's Saturday night where you are, right?

I am inside you like a tapeworm.

I eat and I shiat in your body.

I watch men penetrate you from inside your colon.

You are fond of this.


Please stop. We don't need another Indubitably.
 
2012-12-29 05:48:30 PM

Benjimin_Dover: John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?

Some guy who shiats in his pants at his own shadow brought up the point that guns were made for only one reason. That brings out the gun nuts (rest of post rendered invalid by previous two words).


There ya go, sweetie.
 
2012-12-29 06:10:49 PM
Rip the horns off, wipe its ass, walk it by a match and I'm ready to eat.
 
2012-12-29 06:43:25 PM

rnatalie: Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines


pyle - a guy who has sex with male bovines
 
2012-12-29 07:01:21 PM
www.carpelibra.org
 
2012-12-29 07:17:12 PM
Cows don't kill people. Fire kills people.

Ban all firestarting weapons!
 
2012-12-29 07:59:59 PM

Morgellons: Obviously we can't just outright ban cows. They're too ingrained in our culture. What we need to do, however, is restrict access to millitary-style "assault" cows with high-capacity udders and folding antlers.


Why can't we talk about Cow Control? We're just talking reasonable restrictions. Nobody needs to own 100 cows.
 
2012-12-29 08:15:43 PM

enochianwolf: Benjimin_Dover: John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?

Some guy who shiats in his pants at his own shadow brought up the point that guns were made for only one reason. That brings out the gun nuts who respond with lies about how some guns are made for target shooting only, some for starting track events, some for movie props, and some for killing people which adds up to at least 4 things right there.

Guns are made to kill things, you can't really butter it up


Fire burns things dead, Dumbass.
 
2012-12-29 08:33:22 PM

John Buck 41: Onkel Buck: [i1034.photobucket.com image 253x319]
Light em up! Grill em out!

My older sister had a crush on, nope, not Clint. Eric Fleming, who portrayed trail boss Gil Favor.


Because he's a bad ass!
 
2012-12-29 08:41:51 PM

CowboyUpCowgirlDown: enochianwolf: Benjimin_Dover: John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?

Some guy who shiats in his pants at his own shadow brought up the point that guns were made for only one reason. That brings out the gun nuts who respond with lies about how some guns are made for target shooting only, some for starting track events, some for movie props, and some for killing people which adds up to at least 4 things right there.

Guns are made to kill things, you can't really butter it up

Fire burns things dead, Dumbass.


Fire has many, many practical uses beyond ending a life. How many do guns have? In that guys example, 1 was killing things, 1 was practicing to kill things better, 1 was making noise to start a race, and the last was killing people in movies. I'm sure your dumbass will justify it's existence as more than a weapon of death
 
2012-12-29 08:53:02 PM

rnatalie: Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines


Not this thread again. Sheesh!
 
2012-12-29 09:09:15 PM

enochianwolf: CowboyUpCowgirlDown: enochianwolf: Benjimin_Dover: John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?

Some guy who shiats in his pants at his own shadow brought up the point that guns were made for only one reason. That brings out the gun nuts who respond with lies about how some guns are made for target shooting only, some for starting track events, some for movie props, and some for killing people which adds up to at least 4 things right there.

Guns are made to kill things, you can't really butter it up

Fire burns things dead, Dumbass.

Fire has many, many practical uses beyond ending a life. How many do guns have? In that guys example, 1 was killing things, 1 was practicing to kill things better, 1 was making noise to start a race, and the last was killing people in movies. I'm sure your dumbass will justify it's existence as more than a weapon of death


How many of these "practical uses" of fire are really necessary and haven't been replaced by safer things? We don't live in the late 1700's anymore which is the same argument that is used against guns. How many kids do you think is an acceptable amount that are killed by fires to support your selfish need to have fire? Kitchen knives with sharp pointy ends also don't have much practical purposes either. How many times does somebody actually use the point for anything except to stab somebody? Seems to me that only allowing kitchen knives with blunt flat ends should be a priority as well.
 
2012-12-29 09:24:19 PM

Onkel Buck: John Buck 41: Onkel Buck: [i1034.photobucket.com image 253x319]
Light em up! Grill em out!

My older sister had a crush on, nope, not Clint. Eric Fleming, who portrayed trail boss Gil Favor.

Because he's a bad ass!


That he was. Wish he was a better swimmer, though.
 
2012-12-29 09:29:04 PM

enochianwolf: CowboyUpCowgirlDown: enochianwolf: Benjimin_Dover: John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?

Some guy who shiats in his pants at his own shadow brought up the point that guns were made for only one reason. That brings out the gun nuts who respond with lies about how some guns are made for target shooting only, some for starting track events, some for movie props, and some for killing people which adds up to at least 4 things right there.

Guns are made to kill things, you can't really butter it up

Fire burns things dead, Dumbass.

Fire has many, many practical uses beyond ending a life. How many do guns have? In that guys example, 1 was killing things, 1 was practicing to kill things better, 1 was making noise to start a race, and the last was killing people in movies. I'm sure your dumbass will justify it's existence as more than a weapon of death


Seriously. In a thread about a landmark in Vermont being lost to fire, why the fark are you making this about guns, when there are half a dozen threads germane to that subject that you could jump into?

Is this not the definition of threadjacking? Jesus Christ.
 
2012-12-29 09:33:42 PM

Benjimin_Dover: How many of these "practical uses" of fire are really necessary and haven't been replaced by safer things? We don't live in the late 1700's anymore which is the same argument that is used against guns. How many kids do you think is an acceptable amount that are killed by fires to support your selfish need to have fire? Kitchen knives with sharp pointy ends also don't have much practical purposes either. How many times does somebody actually use the point for anything except to stab somebody? Seems to me that only allowing kitchen knives with blunt flat ends should be a priority as well.


Again, silly prattle aside, the only reason a gun exists is to kill.
 
2012-12-29 09:36:11 PM

John Buck 41: Seriously. In a thread about a landmark in Vermont being lost to fire, why the fark are you making this about guns, when there are half a dozen threads germane to that subject that you could jump into?

Is this not the definition of threadjacking? Jesus Christ.


Take it up with subby
 
2012-12-29 09:42:43 PM
You are able to cook anything you want with electric ranges/ovens, microwaves, rice steamers, and infrared heat (electric BBQs), and smokers.

Fire is archaic, dangerous, and causes suffering around the globe. Fire should be banned: and it should be done expeditiously given that it isn't enumerated in the Constitution.
 
2012-12-29 09:49:02 PM

enochianwolf: Benjimin_Dover: How many of these "practical uses" of fire are really necessary and haven't been replaced by safer things? We don't live in the late 1700's anymore which is the same argument that is used against guns. How many kids do you think is an acceptable amount that are killed by fires to support your selfish need to have fire? Kitchen knives with sharp pointy ends also don't have much practical purposes either. How many times does somebody actually use the point for anything except to stab somebody? Seems to me that only allowing kitchen knives with blunt flat ends should be a priority as well.

Again, silly prattle aside, the only reason a gun exists is to kill.


So?
 
2012-12-29 09:59:45 PM

CowboyUpCowgirlDown: You are able to cook anything you want with electric ranges/ovens, microwaves, rice steamers, and infrared heat (electric BBQs), and smokers.

Fire is archaic, dangerous, and causes suffering around the globe. Fire should be banned: and it should be done expeditiously given that it isn't enumerated in the Constitution.


Lots of things are dangerous. Things that are created for the sole purpose of killing even more so. Get it yet, dumbass?
 
2012-12-29 10:03:20 PM

MadAzza: enochianwolf: Benjimin_Dover: How many of these "practical uses" of fire are really necessary and haven't been replaced by safer things? We don't live in the late 1700's anymore which is the same argument that is used against guns. How many kids do you think is an acceptable amount that are killed by fires to support your selfish need to have fire? Kitchen knives with sharp pointy ends also don't have much practical purposes either. How many times does somebody actually use the point for anything except to stab somebody? Seems to me that only allowing kitchen knives with blunt flat ends should be a priority as well.

Again, silly prattle aside, the only reason a gun exists is to kill.

So?


So people should stop mocking calls for smart gun control by falsely advocating that anything remotely dangerous be banned. It's a weak attempt at distraction. Submitter is guilty of it
 
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