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(CNN)   Steer starts massive fire on Vermont farm. Time to ban cows. (with WOW flaming photo)   (ireport.cnn.com) divider line 139
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2012-12-29 08:40:43 AM
Chicago thinks Vermont has gone mainstream. They were burning down due to cows way before it was popular.
 
2012-12-29 09:42:06 AM
Mrs. O'Leary inconsolable.
 
2012-12-29 10:10:19 AM
static.ddmcdn.com
What a skid steer may look like.

/Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.
 
2012-12-29 10:32:17 AM
I love this site.
 
2012-12-29 10:38:54 AM
Came to make sure Mrs. O'Leary got her due mention

/Fark does not disappoint
 
2012-12-29 10:46:30 AM

kimwim: /Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.


Willful misunderstanding for the purposes of comedic value. It is apparently not your friend.
 
2012-12-29 11:07:16 AM

kimwim: [static.ddmcdn.com image 400x269]
What a skid steer may look like.

/Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.


Joke comprehension is apparently not your strong point.
 
2012-12-29 02:06:26 PM
dailypicksandflicks.com

/did rtfa
//i'm not gonna give up a meme drop for that
 
2012-12-29 02:06:30 PM
fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.
 
2012-12-29 02:07:13 PM

Speaker2Animals: kimwim: [static.ddmcdn.com image 400x269]
What a skid steer may look like.

/Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.

Joke comprehension is apparently not your strong point.


I don't know, subby could learn a thing or two about how to write a cow/fire joke from MmmmBacon. Namely, don't force the joke when an easy one is sitting right there for the taking.
 
2012-12-29 02:07:27 PM
Meh. This is old news.

/In Chicago
 
2012-12-29 02:08:10 PM
Established that a skid steer is not an animal.

Still to be established: that a steer is not a cow.
 
2012-12-29 02:08:39 PM
Ah, attaching your house and barn together. The retarded British building method analogous to putting all your eggs in one basket.
 
2012-12-29 02:08:59 PM

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


Soooooo lets ban em!
 
2012-12-29 02:09:18 PM
so, that first pic would be fun to photoshop with 'disaster girl,' but how would i add an orange tint to her face to make it blend in?

/came for chicago fire reference, leaving more than satisfied
 
2012-12-29 02:09:55 PM
Why any cow would need a 30 teat udder cannot be justified.
 
2012-12-29 02:10:07 PM
How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only
 
2012-12-29 02:11:16 PM
Damn! Some of those pics were incredibly awesome.

Sad, but awesome.

/now hungry for revenge steak
 
2012-12-29 02:11:40 PM
There'll be a HOT time on the old town tonight.
 
2012-12-29 02:12:48 PM

MathProf: Established that a skid steer is not an animal.

Still to be established: that a steer is not a cow.


Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?
 
2012-12-29 02:13:00 PM
Will someone please ring the dinner bell...

farm4.staticflickr.com

/Did this once in my Back Yard when I was stationed in the Philippines.
//Best damn BBQ I ever had.
///House was still standing
 
2012-12-29 02:13:35 PM
Man, I'd like to stand downwind from that fire.
 
2012-12-29 02:14:17 PM
boscutti.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-29 02:15:11 PM
As a former fire fighter, that's what we called "saving the foundation."
 
2012-12-29 02:15:33 PM

MathProf: Established that a skid steer is not an animal.

Still to be established: that a steer is not a cow.


... or was it a cow trying to drive a steer?
 
2012-12-29 02:15:35 PM

divgradcurl: so, that first pic would be fun to photoshop with 'disaster girl,' but how would i add an orange tint to her face to make it blend in?



You could play around with the "lighting effects" tool.
 
2012-12-29 02:16:23 PM
www.global-air.com

Chicago also happened to endure a terrible fire that same day, but the Peshtigo, Wisconsin tragedy, taking many more lives, gradually slipped into obscurity. (new window)
 
2012-12-29 02:16:56 PM

flucto: kimwim: /Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.

Willful misunderstanding for the purposes of comedic value. It is apparently not your friend.


Jeesum Crow.
He has to eat some now.
 
2012-12-29 02:17:38 PM
Impressive fire, but were there Zombies???

pykorry.com
 
2012-12-29 02:17:51 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.

Soooooo lets ban em!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-29 02:18:01 PM
Self Cooking Steaks..Medium Rare Please....
 
2012-12-29 02:18:28 PM

Earguy: Mrs. O'Leary inconsolable.


Over in 2.
 
2012-12-29 02:19:05 PM
Rape the cow and eat it.
 
2012-12-29 02:19:22 PM
The farm was originally purchased by Towne's grandfather in the 1920's and was operated as a dairy farm. The home and attached barn were completely destroyed, being reduced to charred rubble


/Wouldn't rubble be classified as rocks, stone, or crumbled masonry?. I wasn't aware that burned up wood could be denoted as "rubble". Wouldn't it be something else?

//Anyone?
 
2012-12-29 02:20:37 PM

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


Not nearly as overplayed as the "smokin' girl" who actually looks like she fell through a tree bearing flaming meat tenderizing hammers headlines.

Most of those seem to come from the Daily Fail, which must be a "Cracked"-type "partner".
 
2012-12-29 02:20:57 PM
... so, anyone know what movie intro this one was for?
 
2012-12-29 02:22:24 PM

enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only


To compensate for a skinny, short penis that never gets more than semi-hard and ejaculates after two strokes because of that one time in Scout camp?
 
2012-12-29 02:24:12 PM

maniacbastard: Rape the cow and eat it.


Funny thing for a Hindu to say...wait, it's Saturday night where you are, right?
 
2012-12-29 02:26:41 PM

enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only


Really? You sat there, thought for a bit, cracked your knuckles, wiggled your fingers and put them to the keyboard and that's what came out?
 
2012-12-29 02:27:15 PM

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


Too soon?

Ban the banners!
 
2012-12-29 02:28:09 PM

enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only


How did this become another gun thread?
 
2012-12-29 02:28:39 PM
A couple of former CO.s met on a Florida golf course.

Guy from New York asks how did you get out of business?

He says flood. Wiped out the whole business. What happened to you?

New Yorker says fire. Burn't the place to the ground.How do you stage a flood?
 
2012-12-29 02:31:40 PM

Valiente: Funny thing for a Hindu to say...wait, it's Saturday night where you are, right?


I am inside you like a tapeworm.

I eat and I shiat in your body.

I watch men penetrate you from inside your colon.

You are fond of this.
 
2012-12-29 02:32:31 PM
FTFA: Fire investigators confirmed the blaze was started when a skid steer sparked the flames which quickly spread through the dry wood structure

The steer only sparked. The wood caught fire.
Time to ban wood.
 
2012-12-29 02:36:51 PM
That did not take long to burn. I watched a fire department burn a house for practice, by the Newington Mall. From the time the fire started, to it just being flaming wood in the basement hole, was about 17 minutes. It's the foundation saving that takes hours and hours.

/like that, save the foundation
 
2012-12-29 02:37:02 PM

John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?


images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-12-29 02:39:50 PM
Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines
 
2012-12-29 02:43:38 PM

StoPPeRmobile: John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?

[images.cheezburger.com image 442x332]


It's a fair question.
 
2012-12-29 02:45:21 PM

John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?


Apparently by people who don't like guns.

/it's kind of weird how obsessive they are about them.
//reminds me of anti-gay people...
 
2012-12-29 02:45:36 PM

rnatalie: Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines


/ok..ill give you those, but what do you call that guy who was farking the dead dog in front of the day care center? And what if he set it on fire first? Ever think of that? NOOOO ill bet you haven't.
 
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