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(The Smoking Gun)   Finish before your sex partner does? That's a beating   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 12
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2012-12-29 06:33:32 PM  
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farkin_noob: Guys this is why you always make sure the woman you're with gets off too. Then we'll be happy and make sammiches.


Personally, if I can walk to the kitchen to make sammiches after sex, he did it wrong.
2012-12-29 02:21:43 PM  
2 votes:

MemeSlave: Women always fake it with me anyway, so where's the crime?


FTFY
2012-12-29 06:23:11 PM  
1 votes:

Mini Ditka: Sex is a race. And who doesn't try to win a race?


I see it as more like a team sport, personally.
2012-12-29 06:07:30 PM  
1 votes:
My definition of eternity is after I come and when she leaves.
2012-12-29 04:09:33 PM  
1 votes:
Do you know the way to Mordor:
What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

Do you think that kind of law is at all enforced any more? It must be flagrantly unconstitutional. Not to mention the police would hate the paperwork.

cig-mkr:
Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

I get the sense the traditional married woman approach is to deny her husband sex for weeks at a time, and then on the one day that she is interested... by god he had better be ready to go no matter what's happened that day. I mean, what's he going to do, say "no, I'm too tired, I'll just wait until next month"? LOL no. Just try and forget your shiatty commute and Mr. Sneedly humiliating you in that meeting, and grind one out.
2012-12-29 03:25:50 PM  
1 votes:

Another Government Employee: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.


Lawrence v. Texas invalidated all anti-sodomy laws, IIRC.
2012-12-29 02:57:33 PM  
1 votes:
What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235
2012-12-29 02:39:15 PM  
1 votes:
Which is why you give the lady a few minute head start.
2012-12-29 02:36:05 PM  
1 votes:
In before some sad farker starts mansplaining about how he's so great at all things sexual and his email just happens to be in his profile.
2012-12-29 02:24:02 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: MemeSlave: Women always fake it with me anyway, so where's the crime?

FTFY


Have I told you I love you lately ; )
2012-12-29 02:23:57 PM  
1 votes:
Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry
2012-12-29 02:19:26 PM  
1 votes:
Some people pay extra for that.
 
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