farkin_noob: Guys this is why you always make sure the woman you're with gets off too. Then we'll be happy and make sammiches.
MemeSlave: Women always fake it with me anyway, so where's the crime?
Mini Ditka: Sex is a race. And who doesn't try to win a race?
Another Government Employee: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.[citation]"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."http://cornellsun.com/node/18235The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.
ciberido: MemeSlave: Women always fake it with me anyway, so where's the crime?FTFY
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