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(The Times of India)   Jennifer Garner is chosen as the celebrity mother of the year, after being the only Hollywood star who knew the names and birthdays of all her kids, who the fathers are, which country they were conceived in   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) divider line 22
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2012-12-29 09:23:20 AM  
She's one hot mama....

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2012-12-29 11:47:30 AM  
Is she really a celebrity anymore? I had a huge crush on her during "Alias," but I thought she'd pretty much retired from the public eye to raise the kids.
 
2012-12-29 11:54:53 AM  
she was great in 'Butter'. which was a reluctant rental, but an extremely enjoyable surprise. you have to view it as a Christopher Guest type movie.

/so glad I watched it.
 
2012-12-29 12:55:29 PM  
Cheeto, Limbo, Cracker Jack, Orangejelo?
 
2012-12-29 01:00:03 PM  
Then again, she was in that awful Electra movie... and Dare Devil... Someone call child services!
 
2012-12-29 01:11:47 PM  
Sure, she looks decent, but from what I've watched of her on talk shows, she's dumb as a box of retarded rocks and seems to act like a 13 year old.
 
2012-12-29 01:13:17 PM  
Celeb father of the year should go to this guy Link
 
2012-12-29 01:24:34 PM  
She also gave her kids normal names and stayed in love with their dad.

Crudbucket: Is she really a celebrity anymore? I had a huge crush on her during "Alias," but I thought she'd pretty much retired from the public eye to raise the kids.


Her choice. Her choice.
 
2012-12-29 01:27:47 PM  

oukewldave: Sure, she looks decent, but from what I've watched of her on talk shows, she's dumb as a box of retarded rocks and seems to act like a 13 year old.



Consider yourself clueless then.

I grew up with her in Charleston, WV. She's got plenty of smarts I assure you.
 
2012-12-29 02:31:11 PM  

jmr61: I grew up with her in Charleston, WV. She's got plenty of smarts I assure you.


Is it true that she BEEFS and then heels it down the shower drain?
 
2012-12-29 03:25:34 PM  

oukewldave: Sure, she looks decent, but from what I've watched of her on talk shows, she's dumb as a box of retarded rocks and seems to act like a 13 year old.


Um, that's because it was in the script:
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2012-12-29 04:10:58 PM  
Yeah, that's nice... but does she know the names and birthdays of all Ben's kids, who the mothers are, which countries they were conceived in?

half-siblings are still siblings, s'all I'm saying.
 
2012-12-29 04:11:47 PM  

Honest Bender: Then again, she was in that awful Electra movie... and Dare Devil... Someone call child services!


HEY! Daredevil was cool, it's always watchable!
 
2012-12-29 04:13:47 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Celeb father of the year should go to this guy Link


*giving you the eye.jpg*
*slow clap.jpg*
 
2012-12-29 04:29:35 PM  

Tax Boy: jmr61: I grew up with her in Charleston, WV. She's got plenty of smarts I assure you.

Is it true that she BEEFS and then heels it down the shower drain?


Not her, too. I know Kelly Clarkson is a dirty dirty girl, but not Jennifer Garner, too...

/lol
 
2012-12-29 04:39:35 PM  

Tax Boy: jmr61: I grew up with her in Charleston, WV. She's got plenty of smarts I assure you.

Is it true that she BEEFS and then heels it down the shower drain?


Nice of you to go with that meme instead of a joke about West Virgnia's collective IQ.
 
2012-12-29 04:51:38 PM  
I have an image in my head now of Gwyneth Paltrow reading this. She lets out a mighty roar, regains her true and terryifying form, then flies out the window of her mansion to seek out Jennifer Garner and strike her down.
 
2012-12-29 07:44:32 PM  
Jennifer Connelly > Jennifer Garner
 
2012-12-29 08:11:21 PM  

oukewldave: Sure, she looks decent, but from what I've watched of her on talk shows, she's dumb as a box of retarded rocks and seems to act like a 13 year old.


She isn't impressive.

And oh, so very much this:

D_Evans45: Jennifer Connelly > Jennifer Garner

 
2012-12-30 06:20:47 AM  

D_Evans45: Jennifer Connelly > Jennifer Garner


Why not both?
 
2012-12-30 11:40:53 AM  
oukewldave



Sure, she looks decent, but from what I've watched of her on talk shows, she's dumb as a box of retarded rocks and seems to act like a 13 year old.


Ad thats a bad thing?
 
2012-12-30 12:14:09 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Honest Bender: Then again, she was in that awful Electra movie... and Dare Devil... Someone call child services!

HEY! Daredevil was cool, it's always watchable!


The director's cut at least. I wonder though: Was Daredevil and Electra the studios' fault or Marvel's fault?

Considering Marvel's track record, I'll go for the former.
 
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