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(Fox News)   Girls with poor reading skills are linked to a higher risk of getting pregnant. Especially the ones who can't read the intentions of the guys they're going out with   (foxnews.com) divider line 30
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2012-12-29 08:31:02 AM  
So, Ric Romero finally figured out that dumb girls are as easy as water is wet?

/as I suggested in yesterday's freckle thread, find a dumb one who wants to lighten her freckles, and tell her that a nice spunk facial will do the trick.
 
2012-12-29 08:48:44 AM  
But are they good at math?
 
2012-12-29 10:11:09 AM  
Well, that explains the pedophiles. Kindergartners are clearly the slutty ones.
 
2012-12-29 10:14:18 AM  
Well if they're going out with a guy, aren't his intentions already clear?
 
2012-12-29 10:16:34 AM  
 
2012-12-29 10:16:36 AM  

INeedAName: Well if they're going out with a guy, aren't his intentions already clear?


You'd be surprised at how few women understand this.

"I want an honest guy, but one that's not looking for sex" - Darlin', if a guy tells you he's not looking for sex, he's either lying or gay.
 
2012-12-29 10:19:30 AM  
If a girl thinks a Trojan is a football player, she's getting knocked up.
 
2012-12-29 10:41:44 AM  
That's because guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

blue-eyedvixen.com
 
2012-12-29 11:01:39 AM  
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2012-12-29 11:07:47 AM  

poonesfarm: That's because guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

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That all depends on their asses.
 
2012-12-29 11:10:55 AM  

WhippingBoy: INeedAName: Well if they're going out with a guy, aren't his intentions already clear?

You'd be surprised at how few women understand this.

"I want an honest guy, but one that's not looking for sex" - Darlin', if a guy tells you he's not looking for sex, he's either lying or gay.


Not to mention they're lying too. They want a nice guy? Seriously? I've seen women look right past nice guys to guys like me. I wasn't an a$$hole or anything, but you wouldn't ever have called me nice. Ladies knew why they were in my apartment at any given time, and it wasn't just for "coffee" or to "watch a movie".
 
2012-12-29 11:18:12 AM  
My kids are smart. Guess I'm never getting grandkids then.
 
2012-12-29 11:33:41 AM  

inglixthemad: or to "watch a movie".


That's always a good one. Yeah, sweetie. I came home with you from the bar at 3 am to watch Princess Bride.
 
2012-12-29 11:41:47 AM  
If they can't understand math, english and science.....what makes anyone think they will understand what they are taught in a sex ed class?
 
2012-12-29 12:05:14 PM  

KawaiiNot: My kids are smart. Guess I'm never getting grandkids then.


You and my mother can start a support group. She's not getting grand kids either (at this rate).
 
2012-12-29 12:15:45 PM  

Ambivalence: KawaiiNot: My kids are smart. Guess I'm never getting grandkids then.

You and my mother can start a support group. She's not getting grand kids either (at this rate).


One of you has spelled "grandkids" incorrectly. S-M-R-T.
 
2012-12-29 12:18:19 PM  

WhippingBoy: Ambivalence: KawaiiNot: My kids are smart. Guess I'm never getting grandkids then.

You and my mother can start a support group. She's not getting grand kids either (at this rate).

One of you has spelled "grandkids" incorrectly. S-M-R-T.


Aha so your dating strategy is to haunt the Fark threads looking for farkettes who spell badly.
 
2012-12-29 01:40:57 PM  

inglixthemad: WhippingBoy: INeedAName: Well if they're going out with a guy, aren't his intentions already clear?

You'd be surprised at how few women understand this.

"I want an honest guy, but one that's not looking for sex" - Darlin', if a guy tells you he's not looking for sex, he's either lying or gay.

Not to mention they're lying too. They want a nice guy? Seriously? I've seen women look right past nice guys to guys like me. I wasn't an a$$hole or anything, but you wouldn't ever have called me nice. Ladies knew why they were in my apartment at any given time, and it wasn't just for "coffee" or to "watch a movie".


Nice guys aren't exciting or interesting.  If you ever meet an exciting, interesting nice guy, he's gay.  Or very, VERY insane.  Like Norman Bates insane.  I guess that can be interesting once the crazy comes out to play...

/used to be a nice guy
//got passed over constantly
///now a married asshole
 
2012-12-29 01:50:09 PM  
Makes sense. I've known quite a few who try to read this one book and come out of it thinking their purpose in life and key to spiritual happiness is being pregnant.

They should practice with other books first, maybe?
 
2012-12-29 01:53:57 PM  
This is exactly why I always purposefully flunked my achievement tests so I would get placed in the remedial reading classes.
 
2012-12-29 02:00:31 PM  
The dumb ones can expect very little out of their lives except to (maybe) get married and have kids. Sex doesn't take brains.

The smart ones can be ambitious and expect more: go to college, have a good career, travel, have great life experiences beyond family and men. The smart ones have more to look forward to than just breeding.
 
2012-12-29 02:26:26 PM  
Obvious tag gunned down in school shooting.
 
2012-12-29 02:38:45 PM  

inglixthemad: WhippingBoy: INeedAName: Well if they're going out with a guy, aren't his intentions already clear?

You'd be surprised at how few women understand this.

"I want an honest guy, but one that's not looking for sex" - Darlin', if a guy tells you he's not looking for sex, he's either lying or gay.

Not to mention they're lying too. They want a nice guy? Seriously? I've seen women look right past nice guys to guys like me. I wasn't an a$$hole or anything, but you wouldn't ever have called me nice. Ladies knew why they were in my apartment at any given time, and it wasn't just for "coffee" or to "watch a movie".



It was to fix the plumbing?
 
2012-12-29 02:40:53 PM  

FizixJunkee: The dumb ones can expect very little out of their lives except to (maybe) get married and have kids. Sex doesn't take brains.

The smart ones can be ambitious and expect more: go to college, have a good career, travel, have great life experiences beyond family and men. The smart ones have more to look forward to than just breeding.


Some of the stupidest people I know have college degrees.
Some of the smartest people I know don't have college degrees.

Don't confuse education with intelligence.
 
2012-12-29 03:15:40 PM  

inglixthemad: WhippingBoy: INeedAName: Well if they're going out with a guy, aren't his intentions already clear?

You'd be surprised at how few women understand this.

"I want an honest guy, but one that's not looking for sex" - Darlin', if a guy tells you he's not looking for sex, he's either lying or gay.

Not to mention they're lying too. They want a nice guy? Seriously? I've seen women look right past nice guys to guys like me. I wasn't an a$$hole or anything, but you wouldn't ever have called me nice. Ladies knew why they were in my apartment at any given time, and it wasn't just for "coffee" or to "watch a movie".


you sound cool. will you be my mentor?
 
2012-12-29 06:06:16 PM  

WhippingBoy: FizixJunkee: The dumb ones can expect very little out of their lives except to (maybe) get married and have kids. Sex doesn't take brains.

The smart ones can be ambitious and expect more: go to college, have a good career, travel, have great life experiences beyond family and men. The smart ones have more to look forward to than just breeding.

Some of the stupidest people I know have college degrees.
Some of the smartest people I know don't have college degrees.

Don't confuse education with intelligence.



Yeah, and some of stupidest people I know didn't finish high school; some of the smartest people I know have PhDs.

What's your point?
 
2012-12-29 08:22:37 PM  

FizixJunkee: Yeah, and some of stupidest people I know didn't finish high school; some of the smartest people I know have PhDs.

What's your point?



Why do you have such difficulty deducing simple concepts from so many posts? You can put any dumbass through 4 years of school (think UC Santa Cruz, fundie schools), it isn't a guarantee of intelligence.

Last thread I saw you in, you were trying to glorify Los Angeles by comparing it's richest neighborhood to the most poverty stricken area in the surrounding area. Always so much fail. Why do you always stretch so hard to make yourself look so stupid?

Your mother is a loose whore, and your father reeks of elderberry.
 
2012-12-29 08:24:13 PM  
I found a few pics of FizixJunkee's mom.

www.jimgetsslim.com
 
2012-12-30 07:27:23 AM  

FizixJunkee: WhippingBoy: FizixJunkee: The dumb ones can expect very little out of their lives except to (maybe) get married and have kids. Sex doesn't take brains.

The smart ones can be ambitious and expect more: go to college, have a good career, travel, have great life experiences beyond family and men. The smart ones have more to look forward to than just breeding.

Some of the stupidest people I know have college degrees.
Some of the smartest people I know don't have college degrees.

Don't confuse education with intelligence.


Yeah, and some of stupidest people I know didn't finish high school; some of the smartest people I know have PhDs.

What's your point?


It was directly stated, can`t you read? you must be pregnant.
 
2012-12-31 11:28:37 AM  
Obvious tag on vacation or sumthin'?
 
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