ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So they lack social skills and might have had too many vaccines?
Vodka Zombie: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So they lack social skills and might have had too many vaccines?I've never been unimpressed by asparagus' social skills. What kind of crowd are you running with?
namegoeshere: I love asparagus. I do not love what it does to my pee. Ick.Asparagus tip for haters: do not overcook! It should remain crisp. Drop it in boiling water for one to two minutes depending on thickness. Overcooked asparagus is nasty.
WhippingBoy: namegoeshere: I love asparagus. I do not love what it does to my pee. Ick.Asparagus tip for haters: do not overcook! It should remain crisp. Drop it in boiling water for one to two minutes depending on thickness. Overcooked asparagus is nasty.Uh, no one cares.
jfarkinB: The Institute of Food Technologists is reminding people of a 2009 study from the Institute of Medical Science and Jeju National University in South Korea, which found that eating asparagus may help cure unwanted hangovers, UPI.com reported.How can the asparagus distinguish the unwanted hangovers from the ones that have been planned for, joyfully anticipated, and welcomed lovingly into the world?
azxj: I used to think I hated asparagus until I had it grilled. Actually quite tasty! But yeah, boiled asparagus tastes like monkey anus. ...or so I would imagine.
SilentStrider: I'd rather be hungover than eat asparagus.
PapaChester: That or tripe, which the rest of the f'in world has been eating for a hangover cure for hundreds, if not thousands, of years.Cows; is there anything they can't do?
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