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(KXLY Spokane)   Burglar gets "escorted to the ground" and a free trip to the hospital after trying to break in to a Marine Corporal's parent's home. Semper Fi   (kxly.com) divider line 60
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2012-12-29 02:37:28 PM

Matthew Keene: oblig
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That looks legit. AND FUNNY AS HELL!
 
2012-12-29 02:55:03 PM

Benjamin Orr: Dancin_In_Anson: TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?

Bold predictions....

1) this guy will file a lawsuit against the family (do they have Castle doctrine laws there?)

2) he will go on to commit other crimes


I suspect it will be a while before he makes bail, given the record.

Yeah, I can see a Shyster picking up this case. He wouldn't have much to lose.
 
2012-12-29 08:22:11 PM
I came here to say what everybody else already said.

/ "Hey baby, did you break into my parents' house last night? 'Cuz I'd love to escort you to the ground!"
 
2012-12-29 09:07:51 PM
Do not fark with the Marine Core!
 
2012-12-29 09:19:23 PM

Matthew Keene: oblig
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Awesome. I larfed.
 
2012-12-29 11:18:49 PM
Sigh.  Nobody is that descriptive with injuries.

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2012-12-29 11:39:45 PM

snuffy: Dancin_In_Anson: TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?

we have not learned much from recent past experience.


People don't want to pay taxes.  It takes money to keep criminals locked up in jail.  When the money dries up, we tend to let the less-harmful out of jail because each day they can stay out it's cheaper for us.  If a few folks have to be inconvenienced by the subsequent crimes these sh*tweasels commit, well tough sh*t.  Unless they want to pay for his three-hots-cable-TV-and-a-cot to keep him locked up forever, they'll just have to put up with it.
 
2012-12-30 02:20:59 AM

aacharya: Sigh.  Nobody is that descriptive with injuries.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp">http://ww w.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp


You have obviously never played D&D with me as your Dungeon Master.
 
2012-12-30 10:26:18 AM
Burglar'd be super-f*cked in my house...husband and 3 of my kids (Marines, Sailor, Airman), not to mention my neighborhood (active and retired Marines).
 
2012-12-30 04:37:34 PM
Yay, another thread where we elevate the platonic society's auxiliary to deistic status. Ooooh, we even capitalize the noun 'marine' too. It's a good thing we didn't misspell corps and core, or we'd really look like violence-centric ignorant rednecks. Yup, we sure have a reasonable and intelligent outlook on the world.
 
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