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(KXLY Spokane)   Burglar gets "escorted to the ground" and a free trip to the hospital after trying to break in to a Marine Corporal's parent's home. Semper Fi   (kxly.com) divider line 59
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2012-12-29 08:29:22 AM  
A Marine rifleman recently returned from combat duty? Yeah, this time he picked the wrong house to try to clean out.

'Escorted to the ground', I'll have to remember that turn of phrase as it is pure awesomeness.
 
2012-12-29 08:45:26 AM  
I can just imagine the cops laughing at that dumbass when they got there.

You da man, Marine.
 
2012-12-29 09:20:38 AM  
TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?
 
2012-12-29 09:48:23 AM  
Maybe the next guy could escort him into the ground...say like 6 feet deep?
 
2012-12-29 10:26:59 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?


we have not learned much from recent past experience.
 
2012-12-29 10:33:52 AM  
"Escorted to the ground". New favorite phrase.

/oh, and nice one, corporal.
 
2012-12-29 10:34:28 AM  

mr_a: Maybe the next guy could escort him into the ground...say like 6 feet deep?


that might require using a machined piece of steel that has a barrel where shaped pieces of lead inside an enclosed cylinder with some powder that explodes, and a mechanism that forces said encased powder to project said shaped piece of lead at a velocity approaching the speed of sound.
 
2012-12-29 10:36:33 AM  
Semper Fist
 
2012-12-29 10:42:36 AM  
In other news, perp is out of jail before the family gets their property/evidence back.
Lawsuit was filed and waiting on their doorstep for illegal detention and assault of the perp.
 
2012-12-29 10:44:56 AM  

Katolu: "Escorted to the ground". New favorite phrase.

/oh, and nice one, corporal.


"The carpet ... let me show you it!"
 
2012-12-29 10:45:10 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?


Bold predictions....

1) this guy will file a lawsuit against the family (do they have Castle doctrine laws there?)

2) he will go on to commit other crimes
 
2012-12-29 10:45:39 AM  
/Begin Adam West Batman TV Show sounds

Marine tackles perp "HOO"

Pair lands on ground "RAH!"

Handcuffs snap on "CLICK"

/End AWBTVS
 
2012-12-29 10:46:32 AM  
Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing in it to steal.

Ryokan returned and caught him. "You may have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler, "and you shoud not return emptyhanded. Please take my clothes as a gift."

The thief was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.

Ryokan sat naked, watching the moon. "Poor fellow, " he mused, "I wish I could give him this beautiful moon."
 
2012-12-29 10:46:59 AM  
Unarmed home invaders should be pinned, blood choked, and have a knee on the back of their head?

I am ok with this but someone alert the police fark likes to rant about so much. :p
 
2012-12-29 10:47:41 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?


Libs. The town I went to college in is a cesspool because of extremely liberal judges. The local paper had to do an expose to get a guy held without bond. The judge let him out after he nearly beat a woman to death when found breaking into her car. He had been in and out of prison his entire life for violent crimes.
 
2012-12-29 10:48:17 AM  
Spokane, Washington? Burglar's an idiot, and very lucky. Gun ownership there is pretty prevalent.
 
2012-12-29 10:49:30 AM  
Perps commonly sue the victims, from what I've read, in Britain quite often. I'd say it was cheaper for the perp to suffer a broken neck in the struggle. No court costs, barrister suits, etc. Win win!
 
2012-12-29 10:51:08 AM  

Silly Jesus: He had been in and out of prison his entire life for violent crimes.


"There's no room at the inn." All of the reservations have been made for drug charges, so the prison system has to decide...non-violent drug dealers, or petty criminals?
 
2012-12-29 10:52:50 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?


Because our criminal justice system (and most of our culture for that matter) is only interested in punishing people rather than actually rehabilitating them. Hence the rape-is-funny-when-it's-prison-rape mentality that we're all too familiar with in these threads.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 10:53:53 AM  
HEY, that poor burglar was just really exhausted!

/pic of guy that exhausted him
www.kxly.com
 
2012-12-29 10:54:37 AM  

stevarooni: Silly Jesus: He had been in and out of prison his entire life for violent crimes.

"There's no room at the inn." All of the reservations have been made for drug charges, so the prison system has to decide...non-violent drug dealers, or petty criminals?


There's room. The newspaper article pointed that out. It was a case of "the system is just keeping this poor man down and he deserves another chance to go back into society (and kill someone this time)."
 
2012-12-29 10:59:10 AM  
"A burglary suspect had the opportunity to visit a local hospital..."

That turn of phrase made me smile.
 
2012-12-29 11:00:51 AM  

Ex-Texan: Perps commonly sue the victims, from what I've read, in Britain quite often. I'd say it was cheaper for the perp to suffer a broken neck in the struggle. No court costs, barrister suits, etc. Win win!


Britain is not a particularly litigous society. Not compared to the US, where you sue for ANYTHING. I would be very surprised if burglars there sued for injury more commonly than they do in the states.
 
2012-12-29 11:03:08 AM  
i478.photobucket.com



What someone who may have been "escorted to the ground" looks like.
 
2012-12-29 11:07:34 AM  

stevarooni: Silly Jesus: He had been in and out of prison his entire life for violent crimes.

"There's no room at the inn." All of the reservations have been made for drug charges, so the prison system has to decide...non-violent drug dealers, or petty criminals?


Since you put it that way, I 'll take Prison Profit for 500, Merv.
Much rather have nice safe dopers to control than "actual" criminals.
 
2012-12-29 11:08:23 AM  
Situations like this must be great PTSD therapy.


/Ooh Rah.
 
2012-12-29 11:09:07 AM  
Jeez subby, its Coreporal. Get it right.
 
2012-12-29 11:10:32 AM  
Silly Jesus:
Libs.

Enjoying the view from inside that bubble?
 
2012-12-29 11:14:49 AM  

special20: Silly Jesus:
Libs.

Enjoying the view from inside that bubble?


The Fark bubble?
 
2012-12-29 11:14:58 AM  

mr_a: Maybe the next guy could escort him into the ground...say like 6 feet deep?


Yeah. I was going to say he picked the right Marine's house to break into--he's still in one piece.

stevarooni: Silly Jesus: He had been in and out of prison his entire life for violent crimes.

"There's no room at the inn." All of the reservations have been made for drug charges, so the prison system has to decide...non-violent drug dealers, or petty criminals?


Exactly. This is the real reason for revolving-door jails.
 
2012-12-29 11:15:28 AM  

Cyno01: Jeez subby, its Coreporal. Get it right.


You sure it's not Corpsporal?
 
2012-12-29 11:19:04 AM  
Nice work, Marine.
I just looked at his pic. He can escort me to the ground. I like it rough sometimes. Yummy.
 
2012-12-29 11:19:25 AM  

Mr.Hawk: What someone who may have been "escorted to the ground" looks like.


ancestry is obviously as Irish as the day is long. color me unsurprised he's a unredeemable criminal. its in the blood.
 
2012-12-29 11:22:18 AM  
Fine work, soldier.
 
2012-12-29 11:43:29 AM  

stevarooni: Spokane, Washington? Burglar's an idiot, and very lucky. Gun ownership there is pretty prevalent.


Meh, not all that bad on a per household perspective. Lots of unarmed houses. Down side, in this part of the country, you choose poorly and you're facing a damned grenade launcher.
 
2012-12-29 11:44:09 AM  

stevarooni: Spokane, Washington? Burglar's an idiot, and very lucky. Gun ownership there is pretty prevalent.


How prevalent? If only we had a visual representation of where the gun owners lived in Spokane. A map if you will.
 
2012-12-29 11:57:33 AM  
Imagine what his life in prison is going to be like. He'll be marked as a thief who was so incredibly stupid, he tried to burglarize the home of a Marine's parents shortly before said marine showed up for a visit!
 
2012-12-29 11:58:56 AM  

Shakespeare's Sister: Nice work, Marine.
I just looked at his pic. He can escort me to the ground. I like it rough sometimes. Yummy.


That disturbance in the universe you just felt was 2,700 Fark users clicking on your profile looking for a picture.
 
2012-12-29 12:23:08 PM  

Ontos: Shakespeare's Sister: Nice work, Marine.
I just looked at his pic. He can escort me to the ground. I like it rough sometimes. Yummy.

That disturbance in the universe you just felt was 2,700 Fark users clicking on your profile looking for a picture.

I need to put one up, I suppose. I will work on that.
 
2012-12-29 01:04:01 PM  

Cyno01: Jeez subby, its Coreporal. Get it right.


You musta served in the Core.
 
2012-12-29 01:04:11 PM  
Ex-Texan : Perps commonly sue the victims, from what I've read, in Britain quite often. I'd say it was cheaper for the perp to suffer a broken neck in the struggle. No court costs, barrister suits, etc. Win win!

Here in Florida it's almost a given that they will. They call it the lawsuit lottery jackpot. So if you catch someone in your house, you don't ever wrassle with him and call the police---you kill them while they are in the house. Because of our convoluted court system, catching somebody in your house has become a redneck's wet dream, a real life license to kill. Then even if there is a lawsuit, it's not your story against a skilled liars, it's just your word because dead men tell no tales.
 
2012-12-29 01:15:22 PM  
He chose not to shoot him?

/ clearly not a Real American(tm)
// odd how the professionals are not into guns the way rednecks are, isn't it?
 
2012-12-29 01:25:30 PM  

Silly Jesus: Dancin_In_Anson: TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?

Libs. The town I went to college in is a cesspool because of extremely liberal judges. The local paper had to do an expose to get a guy held without bond. The judge let him out after he nearly beat a woman to death when found breaking into her car. He had been in and out of prison his entire life for violent crimes.



Idiot.

Too bad you've set foot in my state.
 
2012-12-29 01:28:21 PM  
oblig
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2012-12-29 01:33:53 PM  

jmr61: Silly Jesus: Dancin_In_Anson: TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?

Libs. The town I went to college in is a cesspool because of extremely liberal judges. The local paper had to do an expose to get a guy held without bond. The judge let him out after he nearly beat a woman to death when found breaking into her car. He had been in and out of prison his entire life for violent crimes.


Idiot.

Too bad you've set foot in my state.


You seem extremely intelligent.
 
2012-12-29 01:38:25 PM  
Yay vigilantism!
 
2012-12-29 01:40:37 PM  

Recoil Therapy: 'Escorted to the ground', I'll have to remember that turn of phrase as it is pure awesomeness.


That means he went to the ground with him. He didn't just throw him to the ground. In court it means he didn't use the ground as a weapon.
 
2012-12-29 01:49:50 PM  
Meth heads are gonna meth
 
2012-12-29 02:10:56 PM  
Shouldn't it be "hoo-rah" instead of semper fi?
 
2012-12-29 02:37:28 PM  

Matthew Keene: oblig
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That looks legit. AND FUNNY AS HELL!
 
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