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(First Coast News)   "I had sex with him so he'd stop asking" is the air tight defense this smoking hot (you'd hit it) teacher is using. Bonus, caught by her husband   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 25
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2012-12-29 08:40:42 AM
10 votes:
Was the GPS tracker on her dog collar?
2012-12-29 12:48:06 PM
8 votes:
Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?
2012-12-29 08:43:37 AM
5 votes:
So much is making sense to me now.  I always stop asking after the first slap, and now I realize that I'm a quitter.  I need to push past that and ask until she has no option left than to submit to my salacious demands.  You really can learn a lot from kids.
2012-12-29 03:51:12 AM
4 votes:
Well done subby, this story has everything. Hot teacher at a Christian school banging a student, hubby springing them via GPS technology and FLORIDA for the trifecta. Five stars.
2012-12-29 01:06:59 PM
3 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?

I'd go for the old "it's something in the water" hypothesis, but it has to be something more substantial than that.


"Something in the water"
Their called cubans.
2012-12-29 12:50:57 PM
3 votes:

ekdikeo4: ...smoking hot?  although she has an attractive face, with as round as it is, i'm guessing she's probably about 300lbs under there.


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2012-12-29 08:37:05 AM
3 votes:
...it's that easy?
2012-12-29 01:37:25 PM
2 votes:
It's would only be air tight if there were two more males.
2012-12-29 01:24:22 PM
2 votes:

The One True TheDavid: zabadu:


Since when is a 16 year old guy a CHILD? Have you ever met one?


Yes, but only in secluded areas with my GPS-enabled smart phone.
2012-12-29 01:04:57 PM
2 votes:

quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard: ...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Its kind of funny really.


Jeez, I said I'd call you. You're smothering me.
2012-12-29 12:53:13 PM
2 votes:
This wouldn't have happened if she was armed.
2012-12-29 11:34:07 AM
2 votes:
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2012-12-30 02:54:09 PM
1 votes:

Fark Me To Tears: The Christian academy AND husband-GPS aspects of this story put it in a class by itself.


Since its a Christian Academy, she should have tried the "I was trying to save him from The Ghey" defense.
2012-12-29 04:03:38 PM
1 votes:
She should have at least said the kid started crying and she didn't know what else to do so she popped a titty in his mouth
2012-12-29 02:06:56 PM
1 votes:

darch: Eddie Adams from Torrance

After 21 years of marriage, that's about the only thing that works for me. Mrs. Eddie Adams From Torrance usually only farks me just to shut me up.

That may be the saddest thing I have ever read. Why are you still married then?


No, the saddest thing is that your penis will be kept in the refrigerator or her purse. It's the story of every married man.

You wanna do something? You wanna help? Next time ya see me on the street, do me a favor, will ya? shoot me, KILL ME, PUT ME OUTTA MY MISERY.
I'm in HELL!. HELL, I TELLS YA! ARGHHHHHH     ARGGHHH

/Rip Sam
2012-12-29 01:59:11 PM
1 votes:

MayoSlather: So much is making sense to me now.  I always stop asking after the first slap, and now I realize that I'm a quitter.  I need to push past that and ask until she has no option left than to submit to my salacious demands.  You really can learn a lot from kids.


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It's the implication.
2012-12-29 01:38:59 PM
1 votes:
"I had sex with him so he'd stop asking
Thats all it takes?!
2012-12-29 01:29:02 PM
1 votes:
Funny, all I get are pepper spray and restraining orders.
2012-12-29 01:20:51 PM
1 votes:
If we can't stop the teachers from sleeping with the students, why would we trust them with guns?
2012-12-29 01:06:27 PM
1 votes:
DubyaHater and zabadu, your comments touched and cancelled each other out, sending us back in time. Nice going.
2012-12-29 12:59:21 PM
1 votes:
No she's not. No I wouldn't.


/yes I would. damn.
2012-12-29 11:16:44 AM
1 votes:
15-yard penalty for abuse of the word "Hot", Subby. Replay 2nd down.
2012-12-29 08:54:12 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: I guess I'd take head.


Everyone loves the headmistress.
2012-12-29 08:47:36 AM
1 votes:
I guess I'd take head.
2012-12-29 07:51:22 AM
1 votes:
she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.

Riiiight. Given that pretty much ALL a teenage boy (& older ones for that matter) think about is sex, giving it up is supposed to cool him off rather than make him want more? That's some quality thinking going on there.
 
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