Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?I'd go for the old "it's something in the water" hypothesis, but it has to be something more substantial than that.
ekdikeo4: ...smoking hot? although she has an attractive face, with as round as it is, i'm guessing she's probably about 300lbs under there.
The One True TheDavid: zabadu:Since when is a 16 year old guy a CHILD? Have you ever met one?
quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard: ...it's that easy?Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.Its kind of funny really.
Fark Me To Tears: The Christian academy AND husband-GPS aspects of this story put it in a class by itself.
darch: Eddie Adams from TorranceAfter 21 years of marriage, that's about the only thing that works for me. Mrs. Eddie Adams From Torrance usually only farks me just to shut me up.That may be the saddest thing I have ever read. Why are you still married then?
MayoSlather: So much is making sense to me now. I always stop asking after the first slap, and now I realize that I'm a quitter. I need to push past that and ask until she has no option left than to submit to my salacious demands. You really can learn a lot from kids.
Mugato: I guess I'd take head.
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