vpb: Isn't this an old story? I recognize the picture. Or maybe she just got caught again?
The One True TheDavid: stoli n coke: Kuroshin: zabadu:Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.16 is legally designated as a child in the state of Illinois, so, yes she did.Because our state legislatures are chock full of geniuses who are experts on everything.My state's legislature approved multi-million dollar tax breaks for the Creation Museum and then later a Noah's ark theme park.
Mikeyworld: As far as, proper age for mating, in most of our history, women were expected to have a mate by her 'sweet 16th' 'cause if she couldn't hook one then, her odds plummeted. Men, on the other hand, had to prove their hunting/survival skills before he could claim a mate. Mostly because life was truly men brought home the bacon, and women supported their men for survival. Our laws nowadays have subverted the natural cycles, and forced men to be 30 before matrimony, and women to be the same age, so she can have a career. So much so, that, in the middle east, it's widely accepted that middle-aged men took 13yo women as wives.The real point in this story is that it's only satisying sex for christians if the partner is dominated. another step to the subvertion of mating.
TheMysticS: SquiggsIN: This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.Yes, and slavery was legal, too.And also around for thousands of years, and is still around today.Your point is- what, exactly? Free the teacher?
Kuroshin: zabadu: I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.
stoli n coke: SquiggsIN: This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.And here is the inevitable someone complaining about the age of consent laws. Not even going to speculate over why you're so concerned about this issue.Improper relationship between a teacher and student is a crime regardless of the student's age, because teachers have power over students and some use that to take advantage of them.
The One True TheDavid: quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard:...it's that easy?Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.Only the ones who turned out to be not worth the trouble.Then of course there are the ones who avoid ME at all cost afterward. Even though I tell everybody ahead of time that the first time with someone new I'm too nervous to be any good: the key is sticking around or coming back for a second or third time when my performance improves markedly. (How long is too long? 45 minutes? An hour? When the KY runs out?)Generally speaking though sex and/or dating and/or Relationships were always more trouble than they're worth and were seldom much fun for me. I broke up the last relationship ~4 years ago, and thereby retired a winner. (Don't ask about my career average though: "big boys don't cry.")Relationships are for people with thick skins, bless their little hearts.
wambu: Noting "midlife crisis feelings," Neely told police, she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.Seems legit. I suggest more studies of the phenomenon.
FirstNationalBastard: ...it's that easy?
Mugato: I guess I'd take head.
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