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(First Coast News)   "I had sex with him so he'd stop asking" is the air tight defense this smoking hot (you'd hit it) teacher is using. Bonus, caught by her husband   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 28
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2012-12-29 03:51:12 AM
5 votes:
Well done subby, this story has everything. Hot teacher at a Christian school banging a student, hubby springing them via GPS technology and FLORIDA for the trifecta. Five stars.
2012-12-29 01:20:51 PM
3 votes:
If we can't stop the teachers from sleeping with the students, why would we trust them with guns?
2012-12-29 11:05:49 AM
3 votes:

vpb: Isn't this an old story?  I recognize the picture.  Or maybe she just got caught again?


this is an old story. from last month, which is internet-old.

it was submitted repeatedly, but afaik, never greened.

so boo to subby for submitting old news
but congrats for the green
2012-12-29 09:36:00 AM
3 votes:
...smoking hot?  although she has an attractive face, with as round as it is, i'm guessing she's probably about 300lbs under there.
2012-12-29 01:05:20 PM
2 votes:
This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).

I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.
2012-12-29 12:58:11 PM
2 votes:
It's official: the "hot" joke has jumped the shark.
2012-12-29 08:47:36 AM
2 votes:
I guess I'd take head.
2012-12-29 07:51:22 AM
2 votes:
she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.

Riiiight. Given that pretty much ALL a teenage boy (& older ones for that matter) think about is sex, giving it up is supposed to cool him off rather than make him want more? That's some quality thinking going on there.
2012-12-29 07:42:02 PM
1 votes:
Old news is old... the article is from Nov. 16th.
2012-12-29 03:01:29 PM
1 votes:
This will be the standard for hot teacher.
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2012-12-29 02:06:55 PM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: stoli n coke: Kuroshin: zabadu:

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.

16 is legally designated as a child in the state of Illinois, so, yes she did.

Because our state legislatures are chock full of geniuses who are experts on everything.

My state's legislature approved multi-million dollar tax breaks for the Creation Museum and then later a Noah's ark theme park.



Yes, a law designed to prevent perverts from taking advantage of people at the most hormonally unbalanced time in their lives is the exact same thing as funding a museum. THE EXACT. SAME. THING.

Also, I've found most of the people that harp on the unfairness of age of consent laws are trying to justify wanting to have sex with someone who is underage.
2012-12-29 01:59:30 PM
1 votes:

Mikeyworld: As far as, proper age for mating, in most of our history, women were expected to have a mate by her 'sweet 16th' 'cause if she couldn't hook one then, her odds plummeted. Men, on the other hand, had to prove their hunting/survival skills before he could claim a mate. Mostly because life was truly men brought home the bacon, and women supported their men for survival. Our laws nowadays have subverted the natural cycles, and forced men to be 30 before matrimony, and women to be the same age, so she can have a career. So much so, that, in the middle east, it's widely accepted that middle-aged men took 13yo women as wives.

The real point in this story is that it's only satisying sex for christians if the partner is dominated. another step to the subvertion of mating.


yes, we should all look to the middle east for enlightenment when it comes to women and sexuality. Maybe we should also have stonings and acid throwing as a mechanism to cope with rejection.

Consent laws exist now because teenagers' brains have not caught up to their bodies. As for what happened hundreds of years ago, I'm sure getting married at 16 wasn't a big deal then since most people wouldn't live to see 40.
2012-12-29 01:53:27 PM
1 votes:

TheMysticS: SquiggsIN: This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).

I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.

Yes, and slavery was legal, too.
And also around for thousands of years, and is still around today.

Your point is- what, exactly? Free the teacher?


The "age is just a number" crowd often use it to justify a large age gap. Just because the fruit is ripe enough eat, doesn't mean you should. A teenage girl can get pregnant, but it doesn't mean she should. It made more sense when the average lifespan was far shorter.
2012-12-29 01:38:59 PM
1 votes:
"I had sex with him so he'd stop asking
Thats all it takes?!
2012-12-29 01:26:20 PM
1 votes:

Kuroshin: zabadu: I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.



16 is legally designated as a child in the state of Illinois, so, yes she did.
2012-12-29 01:26:01 PM
1 votes:

stoli n coke: SquiggsIN: This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).

I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.


And here is the inevitable someone complaining about the age of consent laws. Not even going to speculate over why you're so concerned about this issue.

Improper relationship between a teacher and student is a crime regardless of the student's age, because teachers have power over students and some use that to take advantage of them.


But this much *is* true.

Not just from a "abuse of power" angle, but also the whole "conflict of interests" bit.  Teachers have a professional relationship with their students, same as management does over workers.  No hanky panky down the chain of command.
2012-12-29 01:11:57 PM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard:

...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Only the ones who turned out to be not worth the trouble.

Then of course there are the ones who avoid ME at all cost afterward. Even though I tell everybody ahead of time that the first time with someone new I'm too nervous to be any good: the key is sticking around or coming back for a second or third time when my performance improves markedly. (How long is too long? 45 minutes? An hour? When the KY runs out?)

Generally speaking though sex and/or dating and/or Relationships were always more trouble than they're worth and were seldom much fun for me. I broke up the last relationship ~4 years ago, and thereby retired a winner. (Don't ask about my career average though: "big boys don't cry.")

Relationships are for people with thick skins, bless their little hearts.


TMI, sir....TMI
2012-12-29 01:04:04 PM
1 votes:
Can you have an airtight defense with only one guy?
2012-12-29 12:53:13 PM
1 votes:
This wouldn't have happened if she was armed.
2012-12-29 12:51:07 PM
1 votes:

wambu: Noting "midlife crisis feelings," Neely told police, she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.

Seems legit. I suggest more studies of the phenomenon.


I laughed that they had multiple encounters. So...did he stop asking and she kept sleeping with him just in case?
2012-12-29 12:48:16 PM
1 votes:
The question I always ask....will the kid jerk off to this later? I say PROBABLY...so it isn't rape.
2012-12-29 12:48:06 PM
1 votes:
Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?
2012-12-29 10:53:51 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: ...it's that easy?


Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Its kind of funny really.
2012-12-29 08:54:12 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: I guess I'd take head.


Everyone loves the headmistress.
2012-12-29 08:43:37 AM
1 votes:
So much is making sense to me now.  I always stop asking after the first slap, and now I realize that I'm a quitter.  I need to push past that and ask until she has no option left than to submit to my salacious demands.  You really can learn a lot from kids.
2012-12-29 08:40:42 AM
1 votes:
Was the GPS tracker on her dog collar?
2012-12-29 08:37:05 AM
1 votes:
...it's that easy?
2012-12-29 03:19:58 AM
1 votes:
If she was really that bad at sex, would her hubby have come looking for her?

/low self-esteem is quicker than liquor
 
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