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(First Coast News)   "I had sex with him so he'd stop asking" is the air tight defense this smoking hot (you'd hit it) teacher is using. Bonus, caught by her husband   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 134
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2012-12-29 01:23:42 PM  

SquiggsIN: This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).

I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.



And here is the inevitable someone complaining about the age of consent laws. Not even going to speculate over why you're so concerned about this issue.

Improper relationship between a teacher and student is a crime regardless of the student's age, because teachers have power over students and some use that to take advantage of them.
 
2012-12-29 01:23:54 PM  

zabadu: I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.


Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.
 
2012-12-29 01:24:09 PM  

martid4: No means yes, she slapped you because she wants to be slapped. This is in chapter 642 of my dating handbook, you may have missed it.


What chapter are the muscular clowns in?
 
2012-12-29 01:24:22 PM  

The One True TheDavid: zabadu:


Since when is a 16 year old guy a CHILD? Have you ever met one?


Yes, but only in secluded areas with my GPS-enabled smart phone.
 
2012-12-29 01:24:48 PM  

Mugato: I guess I'd take head.


red5ish: I object to being told that she is "smoking hot" and that I'd "hit it". Neither of these claims are true.
How does something like this happen on Fark? Are there no standards? No decency?


I'm going to need a picture of her before I can weigh in. This article only includes a picture of the Earth's moon.
 
2012-12-29 01:26:01 PM  

stoli n coke: SquiggsIN: This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).

I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.


And here is the inevitable someone complaining about the age of consent laws. Not even going to speculate over why you're so concerned about this issue.

Improper relationship between a teacher and student is a crime regardless of the student's age, because teachers have power over students and some use that to take advantage of them.


But this much *is* true.

Not just from a "abuse of power" angle, but also the whole "conflict of interests" bit.  Teachers have a professional relationship with their students, same as management does over workers.  No hanky panky down the chain of command.
 
2012-12-29 01:26:02 PM  
Anyone looking for pics of a hot teacher will leave disappointed
 
2012-12-29 01:26:20 PM  

Kuroshin: zabadu: I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.



16 is legally designated as a child in the state of Illinois, so, yes she did.
 
2012-12-29 01:27:10 PM  

The One True TheDavid: zabadu:

I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

This one doesn't. E.g., Lady Gaga looks better now.


Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Since when is a 16 year old guy a CHILD? Have you ever met one?

These two "points" make you sound like a middle-aged woman who was always fat and lonely.

I'm glad my bitterness comes from years of experience with literally dozens of woman and a dozen or so men: it helps to have some idea of what you're talking about. And with all these free battle scars I don't need tattoos.


Wow, sensitive. It was TMI, seriously. That's all I said. I made no comment about your personality, looks or anything that deserved a "fat and lonely" comment.

That being said, it is now completely apparent why you are alone.

Not fat and lonely, but if middle age is 52, guilty. I never claimed anything else. As for the "when is 16 a child"? comment: It's the law. That's it. You are considered a minor child until you are 18 years old. If you aren't smart enough to not have sex with underage children, take yourself out.

Defending a married woman who had sex with someone she teaches - well, that's white knighting at its apex. But you have a nice day.
 
2012-12-29 01:28:20 PM  

Thosw: Can you have an airtight defense with only one guy?


ZING!
 
2012-12-29 01:29:02 PM  
Funny, all I get are pepper spray and restraining orders.
 
2012-12-29 01:30:55 PM  

Gergesa: martid4: No means yes, she slapped you because she wants to be slapped. This is in chapter 642 of my dating handbook, you may have missed it.

What chapter are the muscular clowns in?


That's back in the appendix with the photographs and illustrations.
 
2012-12-29 01:34:20 PM  
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2012-12-29 01:34:41 PM  

stoli n coke: Kuroshin: zabadu: I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.


16 is legally designated as a child in the state of Illinois, so, yes she did.


Thank you, kind person.

You may THINK 16 is not a child, but have you ever dealt with a teenager? 16 year olds aren't capable of much critical thinking that doesn't have to do with their nether regions and decision making isn't one of their strong points.

To compare our helicopter parent teens with 16 year olds of yesteryear is a moot point. When you were raised being an older bro/sis to your 8 siblings, having to get a job at 13 to help support the family, were married at 17, a parent at 18, built your own house, farmed your own land and were dead by 50...well, the comparison is just ridiculous.

Today's 16 year old isn't close to yesteryear's. Not by a long shot.
 
2012-12-29 01:35:39 PM  
She looks like Ann Romney. Before Multiple Sclerosis and Mitt.
 
2012-12-29 01:37:25 PM  
It's would only be air tight if there were two more males.
 
2012-12-29 01:37:43 PM  

zabadu: stoli n coke: Kuroshin: zabadu: I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.


16 is legally designated as a child in the state of Illinois, so, yes she did.

Thank you, kind person.

You may THINK 16 is not a child, but have you ever dealt with a teenager? 16 year olds aren't capable of much critical thinking that doesn't have to do with their nether regions and decision making isn't one of their strong points.

To compare our helicopter parent teens with 16 year olds of yesteryear is a moot point. When you were raised being an older bro/sis to your 8 siblings, having to get a job at 13 to help support the family, were married at 17, a parent at 18, built your own house, farmed your own land and were dead by 50...well, the comparison is just ridiculous.

Today's 16 year old isn't close to yesteryear's. Not by a long shot.


Most 40 year old women are *less* mature than 16 year old boys nowadays.
 
2012-12-29 01:37:59 PM  
/Obligatory "I should try this tactic with my wife" comment here.

zabadu:
Defending a married woman who had sex with someone she teaches - well, that's white knighting at its apex. But you have a nice day.

"Apex" doesn't mean that. I enjoy the word "nadir" myself; rolls off the tongue nicely...
 
2012-12-29 01:38:59 PM  
"I had sex with him so he'd stop asking
Thats all it takes?!
 
2012-12-29 01:40:06 PM  

WhippingBoy: zabadu: stoli n coke: Kuroshin: zabadu: I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.


16 is legally designated as a child in the state of Illinois, so, yes she did.

Thank you, kind person.

You may THINK 16 is not a child, but have you ever dealt with a teenager? 16 year olds aren't capable of much critical thinking that doesn't have to do with their nether regions and decision making isn't one of their strong points.

To compare our helicopter parent teens with 16 year olds of yesteryear is a moot point. When you were raised being an older bro/sis to your 8 siblings, having to get a job at 13 to help support the family, were married at 17, a parent at 18, built your own house, farmed your own land and were dead by 50...well, the comparison is just ridiculous.

Today's 16 year old isn't close to yesteryear's. Not by a long shot.

Most 40 year old women are *less* mature than 16 year old boys nowadays.


You won't get an argument with me on that point.
 
2012-12-29 01:42:45 PM  

No Such Agency: /Obligatory "I should try this tactic with my wife" comment here.

zabadu:
Defending a married woman who had sex with someone she teaches - well, that's white knighting at its apex. But you have a nice day.

"Apex" doesn't mean that. I enjoy the word "nadir" myself; rolls off the tongue nicely...


a·pex (pks)
n. pl. a·pex·es or a·pi·ces (p-sz, p-)
1. The highest point; the vertex: the apex of a triangle; the apex of a hill.
2. The point of culmination. See Synonyms at summit.
 
2012-12-29 01:45:02 PM  
zabadu:

As for the "when is 16 a child"? comment: It's the law. That's it. You are considered a minor child until you are 18 years old. If you aren't smart enough to not have sex with underage children, take yourself out.

If you're not smart enough to understand that puberty changes things, that it IS different for male "victims," and that some laws are just plain stupid you should have taken yourself out long ago. Seriously. People like you are why we can't have a free society.

She should be fired for bad judgment with a student, and that should be all.
 
2012-12-29 01:46:30 PM  
Bi(ch stole my ...

Well you know the smell.

OOh OOh That smell. Can't ya smell that smell?
 
2012-12-29 01:47:27 PM  
As far as, proper age for mating, in most of our history, women were expected to have a mate by her 'sweet 16th' 'cause if she couldn't hook one then, her odds plummeted. Men, on the other hand, had to prove their hunting/survival skills before he could claim a mate. Mostly because life was truly men brought home the bacon, and women supported their men for survival. Our laws nowadays have subverted the natural cycles, and forced men to be 30 before matrimony, and women to be the same age, so she can have a career. So much so, that, in the middle east, it's widely accepted that middle-aged men took 13yo women as wives.

The real point in this story is that it's only satisying sex for christians if the partner is dominated. another step to the subvertion of mating.
 
2012-12-29 01:48:55 PM  

SquiggsIN: This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).

I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.


Yes, and slavery was legal, too.
And also around for thousands of years, and is still around today.

Your point is- what, exactly? Free the teacher?
 
2012-12-29 01:50:20 PM  

zabadu: I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.


If she wanted some younger dude, she should gone hunting at a local college bar. Dirty, but still legal.
 
2012-12-29 01:50:22 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: After 21 years of marriage, that's about the only thing that works for me.  Mrs. Eddie Adams From Torrance usually only farks me just to shut me up.


=======================

Came here to say this same thing

/with Mrs. Zoomaster not Mrs. Eddie Adams
//You ask enough, they do give in
///then I am in
 
2012-12-29 01:51:55 PM  
As for the husband:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE

That is all
 
2012-12-29 01:52:58 PM  

stoli n coke: Kuroshin: zabadu:

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.

16 is legally designated as a child in the state of Illinois, so, yes she did.


Because our state legislatures are chock full of geniuses who are experts on everything.

My state's legislature approved multi-million dollar tax breaks for the Creation Museum and then later a Noah's ark theme park.
 
2012-12-29 01:53:27 PM  

TheMysticS: SquiggsIN: This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).

I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.

Yes, and slavery was legal, too.
And also around for thousands of years, and is still around today.

Your point is- what, exactly? Free the teacher?


The "age is just a number" crowd often use it to justify a large age gap. Just because the fruit is ripe enough eat, doesn't mean you should. A teenage girl can get pregnant, but it doesn't mean she should. It made more sense when the average lifespan was far shorter.
 
2012-12-29 01:54:19 PM  
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2012-12-29 01:56:55 PM  

Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?


The Florida tag was invented so we'd stop picking on the craziness that is California. That, and as a specific target that the trolls could sharpen their wits on.
 
2012-12-29 01:57:17 PM  
Just to put this age thing in perspective....Hugh Hefner

'Nuff said
 
2012-12-29 01:57:53 PM  
There is a lot of crazy in the thread.
 
2012-12-29 01:58:38 PM  
www.global-air.com

According to this company, if you can no longer trust another person and you want to be sure, then it's time to take action by bugging their cell phone. (new window)
 
2012-12-29 01:59:11 PM  

MayoSlather: So much is making sense to me now.  I always stop asking after the first slap, and now I realize that I'm a quitter.  I need to push past that and ask until she has no option left than to submit to my salacious demands.  You really can learn a lot from kids.


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It's the implication.
 
2012-12-29 01:59:16 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance

After 21 years of marriage, that's about the only thing that works for me. Mrs. Eddie Adams From Torrance usually only farks me just to shut me up.


That may be the saddest thing I have ever read. Why are you still married then?
 
2012-12-29 01:59:17 PM  

clowncar on fire: Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?

"... the trolls could sharpen their wits on.

"

That's a lot like tuning your air guitar, I'd think
 
2012-12-29 01:59:30 PM  

Mikeyworld: As far as, proper age for mating, in most of our history, women were expected to have a mate by her 'sweet 16th' 'cause if she couldn't hook one then, her odds plummeted. Men, on the other hand, had to prove their hunting/survival skills before he could claim a mate. Mostly because life was truly men brought home the bacon, and women supported their men for survival. Our laws nowadays have subverted the natural cycles, and forced men to be 30 before matrimony, and women to be the same age, so she can have a career. So much so, that, in the middle east, it's widely accepted that middle-aged men took 13yo women as wives.

The real point in this story is that it's only satisying sex for christians if the partner is dominated. another step to the subvertion of mating.


yes, we should all look to the middle east for enlightenment when it comes to women and sexuality. Maybe we should also have stonings and acid throwing as a mechanism to cope with rejection.

Consent laws exist now because teenagers' brains have not caught up to their bodies. As for what happened hundreds of years ago, I'm sure getting married at 16 wasn't a big deal then since most people wouldn't live to see 40.
 
2012-12-29 02:05:45 PM  
A 16 year old is not a child ffs...
 
2012-12-29 02:06:53 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?

I'd go for the old "it's something in the water" hypothesis, but it has to be something more substantial than that.


These are ALL people who came from elsewhere. To clog our roads and give all of us natives a bad name.
Welcome to Florida. Now go home.
 
2012-12-29 02:06:55 PM  

The One True TheDavid: stoli n coke: Kuroshin: zabadu:

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Well then, it's a good thing she didn't do that.

16 is legally designated as a child in the state of Illinois, so, yes she did.

Because our state legislatures are chock full of geniuses who are experts on everything.

My state's legislature approved multi-million dollar tax breaks for the Creation Museum and then later a Noah's ark theme park.



Yes, a law designed to prevent perverts from taking advantage of people at the most hormonally unbalanced time in their lives is the exact same thing as funding a museum. THE EXACT. SAME. THING.

Also, I've found most of the people that harp on the unfairness of age of consent laws are trying to justify wanting to have sex with someone who is underage.
 
2012-12-29 02:06:56 PM  

darch: Eddie Adams from Torrance

After 21 years of marriage, that's about the only thing that works for me. Mrs. Eddie Adams From Torrance usually only farks me just to shut me up.

That may be the saddest thing I have ever read. Why are you still married then?


No, the saddest thing is that your penis will be kept in the refrigerator or her purse. It's the story of every married man.

You wanna do something? You wanna help? Next time ya see me on the street, do me a favor, will ya? shoot me, KILL ME, PUT ME OUTTA MY MISERY.
I'm in HELL!. HELL, I TELLS YA! ARGHHHHHH     ARGGHHH

/Rip Sam
 
2012-12-29 02:08:44 PM  
Um, I've been married for 17 years and with her for 25... we still fark almost everyday. Guess I'm lucky.
 
2012-12-29 02:17:13 PM  
"How did you get their flag?!"
"I asked for it."
"Wait...and that WORKED?"
 
2012-12-29 02:18:36 PM  

stoli n coke: Mikeyworld:  Our laws nowadays have subverted the natural cycles, and forced men to be 30 before matrimony, and women to be the same age, so she can have a career. So much so, that, in the middle east, it's widely accepted that middle-aged men took 13yo women as wives.

The real point in this story is that it's only satisying sex for christians if the partner is dominated. another step to the subvertion of mating.

yes, we should all look to the middle east for enlightenment when it comes to women and sexuality. Maybe we should also have stonings and acid throwing as a mechanism to cope with rejection.


You've never had acid thrown at your car here in America? Boy, did you miss out. Mirrors ripped of the sides, too. The stones, here in this country,  are now propelled by gunpowder, ya know. So, we ain't much different. Men and women aren't either, once ya get them outta the mores of their society

Consent laws exist now because teenagers' brains have not caught up to their bodies. As for what happened hundreds of years ago, I'm sure getting married at 16 wasn't a big deal then since most people wouldn't live to see 40.

Ya missed that entirely. People are not much different now than in 1000AD, Or 1000BCE. Our information is better distributed, but if'n you're sayin' we've evolved, well No, no we haven't. we're the same kinda guy that roamed the veld, with the same issues in mating.

You must be christain
 
2012-12-29 02:22:22 PM  

Mikeyworld: stoli n coke: Mikeyworld:  Our laws nowadays have subverted the natural cycles, and forced men to be 30 before matrimony, and women to be the same age, so she can have a career. So much so, that, in the middle east, it's widely accepted that middle-aged men took 13yo women as wives.

The real point in this story is that it's only satisying sex for christians if the partner is dominated. another step to the subvertion of mating.

yes, we should all look to the middle east for enlightenment when it comes to women and sexuality. Maybe we should also have stonings and acid throwing as a mechanism to cope with rejection.

You've never had acid thrown at your car here in America? Boy, did you miss out. Mirrors ripped of the sides, too. The stones, here in this country,  are now propelled by gunpowder, ya know. So, we ain't much different. Men and women aren't either, once ya get them outta the mores of their society

Consent laws exist now because teenagers' brains have not caught up to their bodies. As for what happened hundreds of years ago, I'm sure getting married at 16 wasn't a big deal then since most people wouldn't live to see 40.

Ya missed that entirely. People are not much different now than in 1000AD, Or 1000BCE. Our information is better distributed, but if'n you're sayin' we've evolved, well No, no we haven't. we're the same kinda guy that roamed the veld, with the same issues in mating.

You must be christain



We're not more evolved, but we are more aware of how unevolved we are at 16.
And nope, not a Christian. Just someone who got over being attracted to 16 year olds when I was 17,
 
2012-12-29 02:24:02 PM  
stoli n coke:  I've found most of the people that harp on the unfairness of age of consent laws are trying to justify wanting to have sex with someone who is underage.

Honestly, there needs to be some national standard instead of 16 in one state, 17 in another, and 18 in yet another.
 
2012-12-29 02:30:43 PM  

Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?


There's something in the water. Low-level meth thugs and Cubano gang members, mostly.
 
2012-12-29 02:33:48 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?

I'd go for the old "it's something in the water" hypothesis, but it has to be something more substantial than that.


I'm inclined to agree. In fact, I think it warrants serious scientific research.
 
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