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(First Coast News)   "I had sex with him so he'd stop asking" is the air tight defense this smoking hot (you'd hit it) teacher is using. Bonus, caught by her husband   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 136
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2012-12-29 02:33:48 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?

I'd go for the old "it's something in the water" hypothesis, but it has to be something more substantial than that.


I'm inclined to agree. In fact, I think it warrants serious scientific research.
 
2012-12-29 02:41:05 PM
Would have 10 years ago. Now. Not so much.
 
2012-12-29 02:57:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: I guess I'd take head.

Everyone loves the headmistress.


or the head nurse
 
2012-12-29 03:01:29 PM
This will be the standard for hot teacher.
pointlessbanter.net
 
2012-12-29 03:07:16 PM

stoli n coke:
[...]

Also, I've found most of the people that harp on the unfairness of age of consent laws are trying to justify wanting to have sex with someone who is underage.


How did you "find" this? A clipboard and 20 questions? How big was your sample?

As for me, my perspective has a lot to do with being a "wild" teenager in the 1970s: by the age of 16 I'd hitchhiked to Florida once and cross-country three times, the last of those to be a street hippie for 5 months. By then I'd had more "sex partners" than most men get in their lives. And though the ages varied those who were also "underage" were within a few months of my age. It's hard not to pity a guy who's still a virgin when he turns 16, let alone 18, and one good thing about a 30-odd year old married woman is she's not going to trick you into knocking her up so she can get out from under her parents. (Or just her step-dad, often enough: always insist on a paternity test.) As for the risk of pregnancy, might I point out that the "underage victim" ran no risk at all?

So the idea that a 16 year old guy needs protection from "sexual predation" by a 38 year old woman strikes me as hilarious. "Please don't throw me into that briar patch!" Regardless of who pursued who. (And as for her looks, we haven't seen him: maybe she's the one who was "settling.")

The Nanny State is running rampant with very big feet. It's time to slow it down if we can't stop it entirely.

Like I said, she should be fired for showing bad judgment and that should be it. Her husband might do well to let her make it up to him and let that be that as well. Criminal charges in such cases are a waste of the taxpayers' money.

The rest of us should be glad nobody's posted a sex video of them.
 
2012-12-29 03:08:34 PM
Noting "midlife crisis feelings," Neely told police, she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking

No, see, hon? that means it WORKED.
 
2012-12-29 03:17:50 PM

Mikeyworld: clowncar on fire: Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?

"... the trolls could sharpen their wits on."

That's a lot like tuning your air guitar, I'd think


Now that we have youtube, air guitar has become a lost art.

MBrady: FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: I guess I'd take head.

Everyone loves the headmistress.

or the head nurse


www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-12-29 03:18:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: stoli n coke:

I've found most of the people that harp on the unfairness of age of consent laws are trying to justify wanting to have sex with someone who is underage.

Honestly, there needs to be some national standard instead of 16 in one state, 17 in another, and 18 in yet another.


14 across the board. My 14 year old girlfriend when I was that age was obviously ripe: she could literally stop traffic waiting for the bus. Sometimes she'd even accept a ride and be an hour or two late for school.

At least it should be 14 for guys anyway.

Mandatory sex education, with an emphasis on pregnancy- and disease-risk reduction, would also help.
 
2012-12-29 03:18:47 PM
WTF?!
 
2012-12-29 03:39:25 PM

SquiggsIN: This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).

I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.


No, this a country that has certain beliefs of how civility works. As such has created laws that we enforce based on said civility.

If you don't like the laws, France is over there.
 
2012-12-29 04:02:52 PM
Persistence is futile. You will be fornicated.

/story has everything but the kitchen sink; Florida just wow!
 
2012-12-29 04:03:38 PM
She should have at least said the kid started crying and she didn't know what else to do so she popped a titty in his mouth
 
2012-12-29 04:33:33 PM
Subby needs to get out more or else stop submitting when he/she is drunk. If it was closing time, I might hit it.
 
2012-12-29 04:38:53 PM

The One True TheDavid: FirstNationalBastard: stoli n coke:

I've found most of the people that harp on the unfairness of age of consent laws are trying to justify wanting to have sex with someone who is underage.

Honestly, there needs to be some national standard instead of 16 in one state, 17 in another, and 18 in yet another.

14 across the board. My 14 year old girlfriend when I was that age was obviously ripe: she could literally stop traffic waiting for the bus. Sometimes she'd even accept a ride and be an hour or two late for school.

At least it should be 14 for guys anyway.

Mandatory sex education, with an emphasis on pregnancy- and disease-risk reduction, would also help.


Is she really your girlfriend, if she's everyone else's girlfriend, too?

Girl sounds like she had a lot of problems, and problem some sexual abuse at home. I guess there's a reason why she's not your wife now, instead of the girlfriend then?
 
2012-12-29 05:11:56 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: The One True TheDavid: FirstNationalBastard: stoli n coke:

I've found most of the people that harp on the unfairness of age of consent laws are trying to justify wanting to have sex with someone who is underage.

Honestly, there needs to be some national standard instead of 16 in one state, 17 in another, and 18 in yet another.

14 across the board. My 14 year old girlfriend when I was that age was obviously ripe: she could literally stop traffic waiting for the bus. Sometimes she'd even accept a ride and be an hour or two late for school.
[...]

Is she really your girlfriend, if she's everyone else's girlfriend, too?


She said she was and spent most of her spare time with me, naked.


Girl sounds like she had a lot of problems, and problem some sexual abuse at home.

I kinda doubt it. "Some girls just seem to find out early... "

Seriously, you don't have to be sexually abused by an adult to get horny as a teenager. Adults were something I got around to later, when there were no gals or guys my age in the picture.


I guess there's a reason why she's not your wife now, instead of the girlfriend then?

First that was 1977; most relationships didn't survive that long even then.

Second, she ditched me because after farking twice a day for three months I decided to spend a week too stoned on downers and pot to properly meet her needs. I'd love send a message back in time "Forget the drugs! Fark Donna, you fool!" And oh: when she says she wants a threesome with your best friend but only with you there too and with him only as FWB, instead of getting jealous call him up and invite him over. I ruined a perfectly good friendship treating my bro badly as well. (Most of my girlfriends who knew him wanted to use him for his body but not be in a Relationship with him: maybe I should have pimped him out.)

I should also have been less jealous & possessive in general. I liked being taken out in cars, given pot & booze and serviced in parking lots myself. And if get twice a day what some other guy gets twice a week what skin is it off my nose? That is, my double standard sucked.

I still don't think we'd have lasted 35 years together anyway. It is possible for anyone to get tired of TheDavid.
 
2012-12-29 05:13:32 PM
hsburns30:

Subby needs to get out more or else stop submitting when he/she is drunk. If it was closing time, I might hit it.

She's 12 years younger than me and better looking now. I'd ask politely in broad daylight sober.
 
2012-12-29 05:48:11 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: So 'no' really DOES mean 'yes'! Or at least 'not yet'.


"No doesn't mean no. No means work on the neck, the nipples try back in five minutes." -D. Tosh
 
2012-12-29 05:58:05 PM

2.bp.blogspot.com

Swinging isn't for everyone.

It has worked for us and made our relationship stronger and more intimate when we are alone together.

It satisfies our need for variety while at the same time removing the issues of distrust and jealousy.

YMMV

 
2012-12-29 06:14:02 PM
I would possibly hit it under the right (or rather, wrong) circumstances but I would only ask to hit it once.
 
2012-12-29 07:09:15 PM
Because everybody knows that once a teenage boy has sex, he will never want to have sex again.
 
2012-12-29 07:42:02 PM
Old news is old... the article is from Nov. 16th.
 
2012-12-29 08:22:28 PM

WhippingBoy: Will you have sex with me?
Will you have sex with me?
Will you have sex with me?
Will you have sex with me?
Will you have sex with me?
Will you have sex with me?
Will you have sex with me?
Will you have sex with me?
Will you have sex with me?
Will you have sex with me?


No. Now shut up.
 
2012-12-29 08:44:51 PM
Glad I don't live in Florida, because no she isn't and no I wouldn't.
 
2012-12-29 08:57:38 PM
Asking until the woman caves.


I shall deploy this strategy.
 
2012-12-29 09:36:23 PM
Unfunny trifecta complete
 
2012-12-29 09:52:26 PM
Should say "I had sex with him so he'd stop asking me to go away"
 
2012-12-29 10:33:48 PM

zabadu: Today's 16 year old isn't close to yesteryear's. Not by a long shot.


Well, no, not the one you made up. Which yesteryear was this? 3300 BC? The unparalleled 1952? 1789?
 
2012-12-29 10:34:50 PM

Jesda: Asking until the woman caves.


I shall deploy this strategy.


A lot of guys think this works.

/maybe it does
//never bothered
 
2012-12-29 10:44:21 PM
"Smoking hot" = trap
"Smoking hot" + "(you'd hit it)" = trap
 
2012-12-29 10:45:15 PM

illannoyin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 319x400]

Swinging isn't for everyone. It has worked for us and made our relationship stronger and more intimate when we are alone together. It satisfies our need for variety while at the same time removing the issues of distrust and jealousy.YMMV


and thanks for the nsfw picture.
 
2012-12-29 11:12:12 PM
FTFA: Neely explained to police that the 16-year-old, with whom she had been intimate on several occasions at her home, had kept asking for sex.

Well... yeah. If I'd been the 16 year-old boy, I would have kept asking for it, too.

Is she trying to make a point here, or is she just stating the obvious?
 
2012-12-29 11:15:14 PM

Aussie_As: Well done subby, this story has everything. Hot teacher at a Christian school banging a student, hubby springing them via GPS technology and FLORIDA for the trifecta. Five stars.


THIS.  The Christian academy AND husband-GPS aspects of this story put it in a class by itself.

Great find, subby.
 
2012-12-30 02:00:47 AM

Jesda: Asking until the woman caves.

I shall deploy this strategy.


It either works, or gets you sent to jail for sexual harassment.

Fortunately there are three simple rules you can follow to ensure your efforts don't end in PMITA prison:

img.photobucket.com
/since women are individuals and find different qualities attractive, it also helps to be psychic
//never ask a woman what turns them on, though, that's a sign of being unassertive and a definite turn-off
 
2012-12-30 02:51:30 PM

Recoil Therapy: she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.

Riiiight. Given that pretty much ALL a teenage boy (& older ones for that matter) think about is sex, giving it up is supposed to cool him off rather than make him want more? That's some quality thinking going on there.


Well, there is no shortage of girls and women who have had the "he never called me back" experience. Even some cute ones.
 
2012-12-30 02:54:09 PM

Fark Me To Tears: The Christian academy AND husband-GPS aspects of this story put it in a class by itself.


Since its a Christian Academy, she should have tried the "I was trying to save him from The Ghey" defense.
 
2012-12-30 03:30:37 PM

illannoyin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 319x400]

Swinging isn't for everyone. It has worked for us and made our relationship stronger and more intimate when we are alone together. It satisfies our need for variety while at the same time removing the issues of distrust and jealousy.YMMV


White people are goofy.
 
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