Well done subby, this story has everything. Hot teacher at a Christian school banging a student, hubby springing them via GPS technology and FLORIDA for the trifecta. Five stars.

So much is making sense to me now.  I always stop asking after the first slap, and now I realize that I'm a quitter.  I need to push past that and ask until she has no option left than to submit to my salacious demands.  You really can learn a lot from kids.

FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: I guess I'd take head.

Everyone loves the headmistress.

And her name is Neely.

Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?

I'd go for the old "it's something in the water" hypothesis, but it has to be something more substantial than that.

Hot for Florida, Subby? Because eh...

Aussie_As: Well done subby, this story has everything. Hot teacher at a Christian school banging a student, hubby springing them via GPS technology and FLORIDA for the trifecta. Five stars.

How fat are these people, that you can see them farking from space?

So 'no' really DOES mean 'yes'! Or at least 'not yet'.

wonder if i keep asking sofia vergara?.....

*shakes head*

**sobbing**

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

The question I always ask....will the kid jerk off to this later? I say PROBABLY...so it isn't rape.

ekdikeo4: ...smoking hot?  although she has an attractive face, with as round as it is, i'm guessing she's probably about 300lbs under there.

wambu: Noting "midlife crisis feelings," Neely told police, she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.

Seems legit. I suggest more studies of the phenomenon.

I laughed that they had multiple encounters. So...did he stop asking and she kept sleeping with him just in case?

She was just another confused women , if there was just some type of ceiling to keep these confused women from destroying society.

This wouldn't have happened if she was armed.

I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

It's official: the "hot" joke has jumped the shark.

No she's not. No I wouldn't.


/yes I would. damn.

quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard:

...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Only the ones who turned out to be not worth the trouble.

Then of course there are the ones who avoid ME at all cost afterward. Even though I tell everybody ahead of time that the first time with someone new I'm too nervous to be any good: the key is sticking around or coming back for a second or third time when my performance improves markedly. (How long is too long? 45 minutes? An hour? When the KY runs out?)

Generally speaking though sex and/or dating and/or Relationships were always more trouble than they're worth and were seldom much fun for me. I broke up the last relationship ~4 years ago, and thereby retired a winner. (Don't ask about my career average though: "big boys don't cry.")

Relationships are for people with thick skins, bless their little hearts.

Can you have an airtight defense with only one guy?

Eddie Adams from Torrance:

After 21 years of marriage, that's about the only thing that works for me.  Mrs. Eddie Adams From Torrance usually only farks me just to shut me up.

Me too!

quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard: ...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Its kind of funny really.

Jeez, I said I'd call you. You're smothering me.

This country is so stupid. A couple centuries ago he'd have been considered an adult as soon as he could hunt and farm for himself (which was younger than 16 for thousands of years).

I keep forgetting that this is the land of enforcing your morality/ethics on others regardless of their varying beliefs.

DubyaHater and zabadu, your comments touched and cancelled each other out, sending us back in time. Nice going.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?

I'd go for the old "it's something in the water" hypothesis, but it has to be something more substantial than that.

"Something in the water"
Their called cubans.

That works?
I've wasted so much of my life on unnecessarily difficult methods :(

The One True TheDavid: quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard:

...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Only the ones who turned out to be not worth the trouble.

Then of course there are the ones who avoid ME at all cost afterward. Even though I tell everybody ahead of time that the first time with someone new I'm too nervous to be any good: the key is sticking around or coming back for a second or third time when my performance improves markedly. (How long is too long? 45 minutes? An hour? When the KY runs out?)

Generally speaking though sex and/or dating and/or Relationships were always more trouble than they're worth and were seldom much fun for me. I broke up the last relationship ~4 years ago, and thereby retired a winner. (Don't ask about my career average though: "big boys don't cry.")

Relationships are for people with thick skins, bless their little hearts.

TMI, sir....TMI

zabadu:

I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

This one doesn't. E.g., Lady Gaga looks better now.


Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Since when is a 16 year old guy a CHILD? Have you ever met one?

These two "points" make you sound like a middle-aged woman who was always fat and lonely.

I'm glad my bitterness comes from years of experience with literally dozens of woman and a dozen or so men: it helps to have some idea of what you're talking about. And with all these free battle scars I don't need tattoos.

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard: ...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Its kind of funny really.

Jeez, I said I'd call you. You're smothering me.

[Voted as Funny.]

brimed03: It's official: the "hot" joke has jumped the shark.

Shark steak?