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(First Coast News)   "I had sex with him so he'd stop asking" is the air tight defense this smoking hot (you'd hit it) teacher is using. Bonus, caught by her husband   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 134
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2012-12-29 03:19:58 AM  
If she was really that bad at sex, would her hubby have come looking for her?

/low self-esteem is quicker than liquor
 
2012-12-29 03:51:12 AM  
Well done subby, this story has everything. Hot teacher at a Christian school banging a student, hubby springing them via GPS technology and FLORIDA for the trifecta. Five stars.
 
2012-12-29 07:51:22 AM  
she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.

Riiiight. Given that pretty much ALL a teenage boy (& older ones for that matter) think about is sex, giving it up is supposed to cool him off rather than make him want more? That's some quality thinking going on there.
 
2012-12-29 08:37:05 AM  
...it's that easy?
 
2012-12-29 08:40:42 AM  
Was the GPS tracker on her dog collar?
 
2012-12-29 08:43:37 AM  
So much is making sense to me now.  I always stop asking after the first slap, and now I realize that I'm a quitter.  I need to push past that and ask until she has no option left than to submit to my salacious demands.  You really can learn a lot from kids.
 
2012-12-29 08:47:36 AM  
I guess I'd take head.
 
2012-12-29 08:54:12 AM  

Mugato: I guess I'd take head.


Everyone loves the headmistress.
 
2012-12-29 09:08:04 AM  
The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?
 
2012-12-29 09:23:47 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: I guess I'd take head.

Everyone loves the headmistress.


And her name is Neely.
 
2012-12-29 09:36:00 AM  
...smoking hot?  although she has an attractive face, with as round as it is, i'm guessing she's probably about 300lbs under there.
 
2012-12-29 09:53:47 AM  
TFA: A 38-year-old teacher...Noting "midlife crisis feelings,"

Oh yeah...
 
2012-12-29 10:53:51 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ...it's that easy?


Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Its kind of funny really.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 10:56:27 AM  
Isn't this an old story?  I recognize the picture.  Or maybe she just got caught again?
 
2012-12-29 11:05:49 AM  

vpb: Isn't this an old story?  I recognize the picture.  Or maybe she just got caught again?


this is an old story. from last month, which is internet-old.

it was submitted repeatedly, but afaik, never greened.

so boo to subby for submitting old news
but congrats for the green
 
2012-12-29 11:09:50 AM  

Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?


I'd go for the old "it's something in the water" hypothesis, but it has to be something more substantial than that.
 
2012-12-29 11:16:44 AM  
15-yard penalty for abuse of the word "Hot", Subby. Replay 2nd down.
 
2012-12-29 11:19:59 AM  
Hot for Florida, Subby? Because eh...
 
2012-12-29 11:34:07 AM  
www.upload.ee
 
2012-12-29 11:44:02 AM  
After 21 years of marriage, that's about the only thing that works for me.  Mrs. Eddie Adams From Torrance usually only farks me just to shut me up.
 
2012-12-29 12:41:52 PM  

Aussie_As: Well done subby, this story has everything. Hot teacher at a Christian school banging a student, hubby springing them via GPS technology and FLORIDA for the trifecta. Five stars.


How fat are these people, that you can see them farking from space?
 
2012-12-29 12:44:04 PM  
So 'no' really DOES mean 'yes'! Or at least 'not yet'.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 12:46:29 PM  
That's "Florida" hot.
 
2012-12-29 12:46:53 PM  
wonder if i keep asking sofia vergara?.....

*shakes head*

**sobbing**
 
2012-12-29 12:46:57 PM  
Noting "midlife crisis feelings," Neely told police, she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.

Seems legit. I suggest more studies of the phenomenon.
 
2012-12-29 12:46:59 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-12-29 12:48:06 PM  
Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?

Salma Hayak, will you have sex with me?
 
2012-12-29 12:48:16 PM  
The question I always ask....will the kid jerk off to this later? I say PROBABLY...so it isn't rape.
 
2012-12-29 12:50:57 PM  

ekdikeo4: ...smoking hot?  although she has an attractive face, with as round as it is, i'm guessing she's probably about 300lbs under there.


cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-12-29 12:51:07 PM  

wambu: Noting "midlife crisis feelings," Neely told police, she thought that if she had sex with the teenager he would stop asking, the newspaper reported.

Seems legit. I suggest more studies of the phenomenon.


I laughed that they had multiple encounters. So...did he stop asking and she kept sleeping with him just in case?
 
2012-12-29 12:52:31 PM  
She was just another confused women , if there was just some type of ceiling to keep these confused women from destroying society.
 
2012-12-29 12:53:13 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if she was armed.
 
2012-12-29 12:55:08 PM  
I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.
 
2012-12-29 12:58:11 PM  
It's official: the "hot" joke has jumped the shark.
 
2012-12-29 12:59:21 PM  
No she's not. No I wouldn't.


/yes I would. damn.
 
2012-12-29 01:03:09 PM  

quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard:

...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.


Only the ones who turned out to be not worth the trouble.

Then of course there are the ones who avoid ME at all cost afterward. Even though I tell everybody ahead of time that the first time with someone new I'm too nervous to be any good: the key is sticking around or coming back for a second or third time when my performance improves markedly. (How long is too long? 45 minutes? An hour? When the KY runs out?)

Generally speaking though sex and/or dating and/or Relationships were always more trouble than they're worth and were seldom much fun for me. I broke up the last relationship ~4 years ago, and thereby retired a winner. (Don't ask about my career average though: "big boys don't cry.")

Relationships are for people with thick skins, bless their little hearts.
 
2012-12-29 01:04:04 PM  
Can you have an airtight defense with only one guy?
 
2012-12-29 01:04:22 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance:

After 21 years of marriage, that's about the only thing that works for me.  Mrs. Eddie Adams From Torrance usually only farks me just to shut me up.

Me too!
 
2012-12-29 01:04:57 PM  

quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard: ...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Its kind of funny really.


Jeez, I said I'd call you. You're smothering me.
 
2012-12-29 01:06:27 PM  
DubyaHater and zabadu, your comments touched and cancelled each other out, sending us back in time. Nice going.
 
2012-12-29 01:06:59 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: The carousel of derptitude that is Florida never stops, does it?

I'd go for the old "it's something in the water" hypothesis, but it has to be something more substantial than that.


"Something in the water"
Their called cubans.
 
2012-12-29 01:11:31 PM  
That works?
I've wasted so much of my life on unnecessarily difficult methods :(
 
2012-12-29 01:11:57 PM  

The One True TheDavid: quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard:

...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Only the ones who turned out to be not worth the trouble.

Then of course there are the ones who avoid ME at all cost afterward. Even though I tell everybody ahead of time that the first time with someone new I'm too nervous to be any good: the key is sticking around or coming back for a second or third time when my performance improves markedly. (How long is too long? 45 minutes? An hour? When the KY runs out?)

Generally speaking though sex and/or dating and/or Relationships were always more trouble than they're worth and were seldom much fun for me. I broke up the last relationship ~4 years ago, and thereby retired a winner. (Don't ask about my career average though: "big boys don't cry.")

Relationships are for people with thick skins, bless their little hearts.


TMI, sir....TMI
 
2012-12-29 01:12:15 PM  
zabadu:

I really question the "hot teacher, you'd hit it". No way. Especially since Fark men only like anorexic women.

This one doesn't. E.g., Lady Gaga looks better now.


Secondly, if you ever have "midlife crisis feelings" and need to have sex with a child, you need to do society a favor and take yourself out. Especially if you're a teacher.

Since when is a 16 year old guy a CHILD? Have you ever met one?

These two "points" make you sound like a middle-aged woman who was always fat and lonely.

I'm glad my bitterness comes from years of experience with literally dozens of woman and a dozen or so men: it helps to have some idea of what you're talking about. And with all these free battle scars I don't need tattoos.
 
2012-12-29 01:13:31 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: quickdraw: FirstNationalBastard: ...it's that easy?

Often yes it is. A lot of guys are on missions of conquest. Especially the really obnoxious persistent ones. They try so hard to get you in the sack and then once they've done that they avoid eye contact with you at all cost.

Its kind of funny really.

Jeez, I said I'd call you. You're smothering me.


[Voted as Funny.]
 
2012-12-29 01:14:57 PM  

brimed03: It's official: the "hot" joke has jumped the shark.


Shark steak?
 
2012-12-29 01:15:35 PM  

MayoSlather: So much is making sense to me now.  I always stop asking after the first slap, and now I realize that I'm a quitter.  I need to push past that and ask until she has no option left than to submit to my salacious demands.  You really can learn a lot from kids.


No means yes, she slapped you because she wants to be slapped.  This is in chapter 642 of my dating handbook, you may have missed it.
 
2012-12-29 01:16:07 PM  
I object to being told that she is "smoking hot" and that I'd "hit it". Neither of these claims are true.
How does something like this happen on Fark? Are there no standards? No decency?
 
2012-12-29 01:20:51 PM  
If we can't stop the teachers from sleeping with the students, why would we trust them with guns?
 
2012-12-29 01:23:36 PM  
weird how there's so many of these stories of female teachers having sex with their students but it seems to get such little national media.
 
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