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(Anchorage Daily News)   Man calls police to report some rat stole his hamster. Detectives hope to ferret out some answers from the usual weasels. Richard Gere   (adn.com) divider line 14
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2012-12-29 09:27:52 AM  
UHIA?
 
2012-12-29 09:30:10 AM  
FTFA: Animal - Caller reported his dog was missing from the back of his pickup truck. A few minutes later he called back to report having found his dog.

This dog is capable of teleportation and must be stopped at all costs.
 
2012-12-29 09:34:28 AM  
Rats and hamsters are rodents. Ferrets are weasels.

Get your animals straight, subby.
 
2012-12-29 09:43:26 AM  
durbnpoisn

Rats and hamsters are rodents. Ferrets are weasels.

Get your animals straight, subby.


Talk about splitting hares.
 
2012-12-29 09:48:28 AM  
I have met about 15 people who swear they know the doctor or nurse who removed the hamster/gerbil/guinea pig from Gere. And that doctor was in NY, NJ, CT, FL, IN, CA, and MA.
 
2012-12-29 09:51:24 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I have met about 15 people who swear they know the doctor or nurse who removed the hamster/gerbil/guinea pig from Gere. And that doctor was in NY, NJ, CT, FL, IN, CA, and MA.


He sure is a slut.
 
2012-12-29 10:07:23 AM  

RamboFrog: durbnpoisn

Rats and hamsters are rodents. Ferrets are weasels.

Get your animals straight, subby.

Talk about splitting hares.


I still don't understand the headline.
 
2012-12-29 10:30:10 AM  

RamboFrog: durbnpoisn

Rats and hamsters are rodents. Ferrets are weasels.

Get your animals straight, subby.

Talk about splitting hares.


He otter be more forgiving.
 
2012-12-29 10:33:04 AM  
Only a snake would steal a hamster.
 
2012-12-29 11:08:09 AM  
Alrighty, let's get Lemmiwinks out of the way.
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2012-12-29 11:08:29 AM  
Richard Gere, i lol'd.
 
2012-12-29 11:21:07 AM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Animal - Caller reported his dog was missing from the back of his pickup truck. A few minutes later he called back to report having found his dog.

This dog is capable of teleportation and must be stopped at all costs.


Was probably taught by Schrodinger's Cat.
 
2012-12-29 12:54:07 PM  

1nsanilicious: RamboFrog: durbnpoisn

Rats and hamsters are rodents. Ferrets are weasels.

Get your animals straight, subby.

Talk about splitting hares.

I still don't understand the headline.


The only amusing part of it was the Richard Gere part. Look it up. It is most embarrassing.
 
2012-12-29 05:57:04 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I have met about 15 people who swear they know the doctor or nurse who removed the hamster/gerbil/guinea pig from Gere. And that doctor was in NY, NJ, CT, FL, IN, CA, and MA.


Ditto. The first time I heard that bullshiat story was in the early eighties, about a Philadelphia newscaster. Then, a couple of years later, it was about a different Philly newscaster. Then, Richard Gere was the victim, anecdotally, and literally. I have always considered anyone who either believes or repeats the story to be an idiot.
 
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