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(Mother Nature Network)   For the record, Richard Branson did not give Kate Winslet a free ticket for a rocket ride into space as a present for marrying his nephew. No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline   (mnn.com) divider line 11
    More: Followup, Kate Winslet, Richard Branson, Kim Dotcom, Catskills, nephews, Ashton Kutcher, tickets, reserved seats  
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2012-12-29 08:32:16 AM
No manatees either.
 
2012-12-29 08:38:20 AM
She can ride my rocket for free. It will be a short, uncomfortable ride, but I'll enjoy it.
 
2012-12-29 08:51:16 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She can ride my rocket for free. It will be a short, uncomfortable ride, but I'll enjoy it.


Came for the same joke, just like she would...
 
2012-12-29 09:33:55 AM
Well, if carrying his mother out of a burning house didn't get her a free ticket to space...
 
2012-12-29 10:42:29 AM

INeedAName: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She can ride my rocket for free. It will be a short, uncomfortable ride, but I'll enjoy it.

Came for the same joke, just like she would...


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2012-12-29 11:48:51 AM
Free mustache ride, that's a different story.
 
2012-12-29 10:34:00 PM
I guess she will have to be happy with sweet talkin
 
2012-12-30 08:45:37 AM
nice headline... off to play some superfluous madlibs
 
2012-12-30 09:38:41 AM
OK, I've been pretty leniant so far, but I'm sure one of those words has to be Penis
 
2012-12-30 10:18:53 AM
Goddamn it Kate, we were THIS close to making it happen after you dumped hubby #2.

And then you go and marry some douche named Ned Rocknroll?

I am completely done with you.
 
2012-12-30 11:37:31 AM
Sounds like she has a ticket to ride but doesn't care.
 
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