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2012-12-29 08:46:08 AM
So what does that make the average female PC user?
 
2012-12-29 08:49:17 AM
Sounds like my kind of girl.
 
2012-12-29 09:17:50 AM
And a penis.
 
2012-12-29 10:37:39 AM
What about her tracts of land?
 
2012-12-29 11:01:28 AM
cf2.imgobject.com
HEAD!  Go and get the paper if you can, lugging that gargantuan cranium about!
 
2012-12-29 11:34:18 AM
I thought this was the average female mac user?

www.nndb.com
 
2012-12-29 11:34:52 AM
I love Macs. Easiest operating system on the planet to hack.
I can roll over a Mac in under 30 seconds with no tools and own the admin account.

I do like their hardware though.
 
2012-12-29 11:34:54 AM
Really? In my experience, the average female Mac user is a dumpy, dull soccer-mom who bought a Mac in order to "prove" to everyone that she's oh-so-sophisticated.
 
2012-12-29 11:35:39 AM

Carotid: So what does that make the average female PC user?


Here's a pic of a typical female PC user:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-29 11:36:29 AM
 
2012-12-29 11:36:43 AM
lol wth "unusually large head" based on what metrics? Talk about fluff.
 
2012-12-29 11:36:44 AM

FizixJunkee: Carotid: So what does that make the average female PC user?

Here's a pic of a typical female PC user:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x268]


Oh she's not typical. She's their Queen - the most attractive female PC user of all.
 
2012-12-29 11:37:18 AM

WhippingBoy: Really? In my experience, the average female Mac user is a dumpy, dull soccer-mom who bought a Mac in order to "prove" to everyone that she's oh-so-sophisticated.


Are these so-called soccer moms using the word prove themselves and that's why it's in quotes?
 
2012-12-29 11:38:25 AM
Soo, statistically we are talking: glasses, freckles, tee shirt and jeans.
Well, I'm sold. Get me one of those.

/also "taken"... DAMMIT!
 
2012-12-29 11:39:02 AM
I just came to say that the info-graphic in that article gave me the creeps.
 
2012-12-29 11:39:47 AM

computerguyUT: I love Macs. Easiest operating system on the planet to hack.
I can roll over a Mac in under 30 seconds with no tools and own the admin account.

I do like their hardware though.


Really? Add yourself as a user on my server.  50.193.88.27
 
2012-12-29 11:39:50 AM

middlewaytao: lol wth "unusually large head" based on what metrics? Talk about fluff.


I'm wondering if 18% having an unusually large head is more or less than that of the general population.
 
2012-12-29 11:39:57 AM

FizixJunkee: WhippingBoy: Really? In my experience, the average female Mac user is a dumpy, dull soccer-mom who bought a Mac in order to "prove" to everyone that she's oh-so-sophisticated.

Are these so-called soccer moms using the word prove themselves and that's why it's in quotes?


So how do you like Mountain Lion?
 
2012-12-29 11:40:36 AM
Think's she's way smarter than she actually is.
 
2012-12-29 11:41:01 AM

WhippingBoy: Really? In my experience, the average female Mac user is a dumpy, dull soccer-mom who bought a Mac in order to "prove" to everyone that she's oh-so-sophisticated.


The ones I know are in college or college aged and don't have basic computer knowledge (e.g., what's the difference between memory and hard drive).
 
2012-12-29 11:41:04 AM

hitlersbrain: Think's she's way smarter than she actually is.


Ya think???? LOL
 
2012-12-29 11:41:09 AM
Whatever it is, that website just tried to trash my Firefox....
 
2012-12-29 11:41:12 AM
Looks they shopped a picture of my younger daughter- should I be contacting Apple about copyright infringements?
 
2012-12-29 11:41:55 AM
And pretty well off judging by the price of Macs. You can buy 8 Chromebooks for the price of one Mac Pro laptop.
 
2012-12-29 11:42:26 AM

ramblinwreck: WhippingBoy: Really? In my experience, the average female Mac user is a dumpy, dull soccer-mom who bought a Mac in order to "prove" to everyone that she's oh-so-sophisticated.

The ones I know are in college or college aged and don't have basic computer knowledge (e.g., what's the difference between memory and hard drive).


Yeah... they're the ones that grow up into the aforementioned soccer moms...
 
2012-12-29 11:42:30 AM

WhippingBoy: FizixJunkee: WhippingBoy: Really? In my experience, the average female Mac user is a dumpy, dull soccer-mom who bought a Mac in order to "prove" to everyone that she's oh-so-sophisticated.

Are these so-called soccer moms using the word prove themselves and that's why it's in quotes?

So how do you like Mountain Lion?


I LOL'd
 
2012-12-29 11:43:39 AM

FizixJunkee: Carotid: So what does that make the average female PC user?

Here's a pic of a typical female PC user:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x268]


That looks like my high school homecoming queen. Is that from a (really old) high school year book?
 
2012-12-29 11:43:43 AM
These statistics mean nothing unless compared to the general population. In fact this survey seems to be mostly about women under 20 anyway.
 
2012-12-29 11:43:45 AM
This is the ultimate in stupid infographics.
 
2012-12-29 11:44:15 AM

computerguyUT: I love Macs. Easiest operating system on the planet to hack.
I can roll over a Mac in under 30 seconds with no tools and own the admin account.

I do like their hardware though.


They use the same hardware as everyone else.
 
2012-12-29 11:44:37 AM
Article must be by a Statistics major
 
2012-12-29 11:45:04 AM

astouffer: And pretty well off judging by the price of Macs. You can buy 8 Chromebooks for the price of one Mac Pro laptop.


It's funny that you think income or means is somehow related to the purchase of non-essential luxury goods.
I know two single mothers that can't afford to buy food for their children, yet somehow they've got an iPad 3 and an iPhone 5.
 
2012-12-29 11:47:11 AM
Wrong subby. Infographic says: 18% have unusually large head; 72% have normal-sized hear; 6% have small-ish head.

That's 96% accounted for, leaving 4% either having no head or not giving head.
 
2012-12-29 11:47:29 AM
Do they cry themselves to sleep on their huge pillows?
 
2012-12-29 11:48:49 AM

CJHardin: Hot and awkwardly dressed Mac girl (PNSFW)


Is that a penis under "iPod"
 
2012-12-29 11:48:50 AM
"...and only 9 percent wear skirts." They lost me right there. Maybe somebody can come up with a pic of a hot female Mac user wearing a skirt. I'll check in later.
 
2012-12-29 11:51:22 AM

astouffer: And pretty well off judging by the price of Macs. You can buy 8 Chromebooks for the price of one Mac Pro laptop.


Or you could buy 204 Nissan Versa's for the price of a Bugatti Veyron. Your point?
 
2012-12-29 11:53:42 AM

WhippingBoy: FizixJunkee: WhippingBoy: Really? In my experience, the average female Mac user is a dumpy, dull soccer-mom who bought a Mac in order to "prove" to everyone that she's oh-so-sophisticated.

Are these so-called soccer moms using the word prove themselves and that's why it's in quotes?

So how do you like Mountain Lion?


It's fine so far. ;)
 
2012-12-29 11:54:00 AM

WhippingBoy: astouffer: And pretty well off judging by the price of Macs. You can buy 8 Chromebooks for the price of one Mac Pro laptop.

It's funny that you think income or means is somehow related to the purchase of non-essential luxury goods.
I know two single mothers that can't afford to buy food for their children, yet somehow they've got an iPad 3 and an iPhone 5.


You mean the new iPad?

/rolls eyes
 
2012-12-29 11:54:11 AM

Think 4D: computerguyUT: I love Macs. Easiest operating system on the planet to hack.
I can roll over a Mac in under 30 seconds with no tools and own the admin account.

I do like their hardware though.

Really? Add yourself as a user on my server.  50.193.88.27


No time, he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-12-29 11:56:20 AM
100% appear to be flat-chested.

Disagree? Prove it and post that pic.
 
2012-12-29 11:57:01 AM
Looks disturbingly like:

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-29 11:58:10 AM
If our 'hood is representative, 27 out of 30 Starbucks customers use a Mac, and nearly 100% of them are hot (no fatties in our area...it's west Los Angeles). Of the three remaining Starbucks customers, two of them are medical doctors whose PCs are given to them by their hospitals, and the remaining dude---guaranteed to be male---is just a clueless hold-out.
 
2012-12-29 11:59:32 AM
Dumpy, dull soccer mom here. I started using a Mac in 1987 when there was a real difference between them and other home computers (upgraded from an Apple II). I still dress awkwardly.
 
2012-12-29 12:00:12 PM

FizixJunkee: If our 'hood is representative, 27 out of 30 Starbucks customers use a Mac, and nearly 100% of them are hot (no fatties in our area...it's west Los Angeles). Of the three remaining Starbucks customers, two of them are medical doctors whose PCs are given to them by their hospitals, and the remaining dude---guaranteed to be male---is just a clueless hold-out.


Of course. What's the point in owning a Mac if you can't show others how awesome you are because you own a Mac?
 
2012-12-29 12:00:50 PM
is cranium slang for tits?
 
2012-12-29 12:01:07 PM

YodaBlues: Think 4D: computerguyUT: I love Macs. Easiest operating system on the planet to hack.
I can roll over a Mac in under 30 seconds with no tools and own the admin account.

I do like their hardware though.

Really? Add yourself as a user on my server.  50.193.88.27

No time, he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.


Ahh.. the smell of Red Bull, Cheestos, and testosterone in the morning.
 
2012-12-29 12:02:57 PM

FizixJunkee: If our 'hood is representative, 27 out of 30 Starbucks customers use a Mac, and nearly 100% of them are hot (no fatties in our area...it's west Los Angeles). Of the three remaining Starbucks customers, two of them are medical doctors whose PCs are given to them by their hospitals, and the remaining dude---guaranteed to be male---is just a clueless hold-out.


We can assume you ar not one of the two docs then? *snert*
 
2012-12-29 12:04:10 PM

clowncar on fire: FizixJunkee: If our 'hood is representative, 27 out of 30 Starbucks customers use a Mac, and nearly 100% of them are hot (no fatties in our area...it's west Los Angeles). Of the three remaining Starbucks customers, two of them are medical doctors whose PCs are given to them by their hospitals, and the remaining dude---guaranteed to be male---is just a clueless hold-out.

We can assume you ar not one of the two docs then? *snert*


Physics PhD chick + Mac user since 1998. Yeah, I dress a little funny, but my head is probably smaller than average.
 
2012-12-29 12:04:56 PM

FizixJunkee: clowncar on fire: FizixJunkee: If our 'hood is representative, 27 out of 30 Starbucks customers use a Mac, and nearly 100% of them are hot (no fatties in our area...it's west Los Angeles). Of the three remaining Starbucks customers, two of them are medical doctors whose PCs are given to them by their hospitals, and the remaining dude---guaranteed to be male---is just a clueless hold-out.

We can assume you ar not one of the two docs then? *snert*

Physics PhD chick + Mac user since 1998. Yeah, I dress a little funny, but my head is probably smaller than average.


I think he meant a real doctor.
 
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