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(Fox News)   FBI declassifies files on Marilyn Monroe revealing that they trailed her, bugged her bedroom, and took hundreds of telephoto pictures because they feared she was a communist agitator   (foxnews.com) divider line 28
    More: Unlikely, FBI, Marilyn Monroe, Los Angeles County District Attorney, B.I.G., Arthur Miller, J. Edgar Hoover, FBI files, Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation  
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2012-12-29 09:57:54 AM  
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FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?


In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.
2012-12-29 10:05:46 AM  
2 votes:
I read that as communist alligator. Now I'm sad because I like my imagined headline better.
2012-12-29 09:58:59 AM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-29 08:38:15 AM  
2 votes:
They were really psycho about communism back in the day. It's a good thing we don't have anything that we're paranoid about nowadays.
2012-12-29 11:27:12 AM  
1 votes:
товарищ !

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2012-12-29 10:57:15 AM  
1 votes:
Considering JFK had a history of banging underaged White House interns as well as Nazis and was a meth head to boot it wasn't like Hoover was lacking blackmail material. I'll bet he had the most extensive collection of celebrity porn in the world. I mean Hoover himself even got caught in a honey trap and there are pictures of him sucking cock. It's how the mob got him to deny their existence under oath in front of congress.
2012-12-29 10:55:21 AM  
1 votes:

Gleeman: FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?

In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.


This.  Thank you for preaching the gospel.
2012-12-29 10:55:05 AM  
1 votes:

Delawheredad: I think the bigger story would be finding a Hollywood star of that era who WASN'T spied on by the FBI.


...collaborators like Ronald Reagan, maybe?
2012-12-29 10:52:28 AM  
1 votes:
I think the bigger story would be finding a Hollywood star of that era who WASN'T spied on by the FBI.
2012-12-29 10:49:01 AM  
1 votes:
Still waiting for the FBI files on Martin Luther King....
2012-12-29 10:35:28 AM  
1 votes:
The FBI put a large part of its resources into stalking Hollywood celebrities back then, under the cover of national security.  It's one of the creepiest aspects of American culture.

Then along came the war on drugs and the aching for a genuine mission, sorely felt ever since the repeal of Prohibition, was gone in a flash.  Suddenly, the G man could hold his head high, chin jutting with pride.  He knew what to do.
2012-12-29 10:33:52 AM  
1 votes:

Make More Hinjews: Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.

I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.


This.

Instead of a thread about a hot chick that could possibly blossom into a supermodel thread - maybe even some of them being Asian - we instead get a thread on the verge of devolving into conspiracy theories about Fartb0ngo and his alleged constitutional rape.

Why don't you go ply your trade in one of the fiscal cliff threads, dumbass.

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2012-12-29 10:33:00 AM  
1 votes:

RandomExcess: These days the FBI just bugs everyone.


It certainly looks like they just bugged everyone back in those days, too. The reason is the only thing that changes.
2012-12-29 10:27:39 AM  
1 votes:
These days the FBI just bugs everyone. Yea, I said that, Mr. FBI, what are you gonna do about it?
2012-12-29 10:21:13 AM  
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.


I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.
2012-12-29 10:21:09 AM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.

A fair haired blonde wouldn't do much at all methinks.



Norma Jean was a brunette.

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2012-12-29 10:21:05 AM  
1 votes:
They already admit to doing the same damn thing to Quaker anti-war groups and the like so in a few decades we'll probably learn it's far more widespread than that..
2012-12-29 10:16:28 AM  
1 votes:

Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?


But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.
2012-12-29 10:09:07 AM  
1 votes:

ongbok: She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.


Given that she was married to Arthur Miller who was one of the most prominent critics of McCarthyism and the Hollywood blacklist... ah, who am I kidding? This was Hoover's FBI. You're right.
2012-12-29 10:05:52 AM  
1 votes:
Fark Hoover.
2012-12-29 10:04:32 AM  
1 votes:

ongbok: She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.


This. Every president from FDR on contemplated firing Hoover, but didn't because they feared what he would leak to the press on him.
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 10:04:03 AM  
1 votes:
I would have shown her lots of comradeship.

This is what a REAL woman looks like, no sharp knees here.
I'll bet when you held her in your arms you knew you had a warm and incredible person in them.

/FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.
2012-12-29 09:58:27 AM  
1 votes:
She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.
2012-12-29 09:57:57 AM  
1 votes:
Que up Ann Coulter blowing Joseph McCarthy's corpse.
/fap?
2012-12-29 09:55:17 AM  
1 votes:
Cripes. Is there anyone the FBI didn't think was a commie in the 50's? Or was J Edgar just looking for wardrobe ideas here?
2012-12-29 04:26:30 AM  
1 votes:
If she was a Communist agitator I would have hammered her sickle anyway.
2012-12-29 04:08:37 AM  
1 votes:
Land of the free
2012-12-29 12:42:08 AM  
1 votes:
photographyblog.dallasnews.com
Yeah, I'm sure that's the reason they were spying on her....
 
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