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(Fox News)   FBI declassifies files on Marilyn Monroe revealing that they trailed her, bugged her bedroom, and took hundreds of telephoto pictures because they feared she was a communist agitator   (foxnews.com) divider line 76
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2012-12-29 12:42:08 AM
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Yeah, I'm sure that's the reason they were spying on her....
 
2012-12-29 04:08:37 AM
Land of the free
 
2012-12-29 04:26:30 AM
If she was a Communist agitator I would have hammered her sickle anyway.
 
2012-12-29 08:38:15 AM
They were really psycho about communism back in the day. It's a good thing we don't have anything that we're paranoid about nowadays.
 
2012-12-29 08:40:10 AM
So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?
 
2012-12-29 09:29:18 AM

FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?


Its like you read my mind.
 
2012-12-29 09:55:16 AM
Why is it unlikely, subby? Are only unattractive people Communists?
 
2012-12-29 09:55:17 AM
Cripes. Is there anyone the FBI didn't think was a commie in the 50's? Or was J Edgar just looking for wardrobe ideas here?
 
2012-12-29 09:56:36 AM
A Hollywood star with left-leaning acquaintances!

I am SHOCKED!
 
2012-12-29 09:57:29 AM
Thank God we don't live in paranoid times like that anymore.
 
2012-12-29 09:57:54 AM

FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?


In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.
 
2012-12-29 09:57:57 AM
Que up Ann Coulter blowing Joseph McCarthy's corpse.
/fap?
 
2012-12-29 09:58:27 AM
She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.
 
2012-12-29 09:58:59 AM
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2012-12-29 10:00:29 AM

FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?


Was this BW

/before waxing
 
2012-12-29 10:00:32 AM

Gleeman: FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?

In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.


A fair haired blonde wouldn't do much at all methinks.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 10:04:03 AM
I would have shown her lots of comradeship.

This is what a REAL woman looks like, no sharp knees here.
I'll bet when you held her in your arms you knew you had a warm and incredible person in them.

/FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.
 
2012-12-29 10:04:32 AM

ongbok: She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.


This. Every president from FDR on contemplated firing Hoover, but didn't because they feared what he would leak to the press on him.
 
2012-12-29 10:05:08 AM
Well, thank God we have grown up since then!

What? Warrentless wiretapping?


Mmmm... the honey pot!
 
2012-12-29 10:05:46 AM
I read that as communist alligator. Now I'm sad because I like my imagined headline better.
 
2012-12-29 10:05:52 AM
Fark Hoover.
 
2012-12-29 10:06:56 AM

Gulper Eel: If she was a Communist agitator I would have hammered her sickle anyway.


If I know what you mean, and you think I do.
 
2012-12-29 10:07:42 AM

gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.


Back then, eh?
 
2012-12-29 10:07:58 AM
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2012-12-29 10:09:07 AM

ongbok: She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.


Given that she was married to Arthur Miller who was one of the most prominent critics of McCarthyism and the Hollywood blacklist... ah, who am I kidding? This was Hoover's FBI. You're right.
 
2012-12-29 10:14:50 AM

lewismarktwo: A fair haired blonde wouldn't do much at all methinks.


She was a brunette.
 
2012-12-29 10:16:28 AM

Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?


But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.
 
2012-12-29 10:21:05 AM
They already admit to doing the same damn thing to Quaker anti-war groups and the like so in a few decades we'll probably learn it's far more widespread than that..
 
2012-12-29 10:21:09 AM

lewismarktwo: In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.

A fair haired blonde wouldn't do much at all methinks.



Norma Jean was a brunette.

www.cyberpathway.com
 
2012-12-29 10:21:13 AM

Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.


I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.
 
2012-12-29 10:25:14 AM
Some years back I was reading a book about Sam Giancana. Seems I recall that she was banging some of those guys and they would get her all farked up and bang her in the ass.
 
2012-12-29 10:27:39 AM
These days the FBI just bugs everyone. Yea, I said that, Mr. FBI, what are you gonna do about it?
 
2012-12-29 10:30:53 AM
Because there's nothing commie agitators like more than fame and million$.

/at least half the stuff the fbi did (or does) was blackmail research.
 
2012-12-29 10:33:00 AM

RandomExcess: These days the FBI just bugs everyone.


It certainly looks like they just bugged everyone back in those days, too. The reason is the only thing that changes.
 
2012-12-29 10:33:52 AM

Make More Hinjews: Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.

I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.


This.

Instead of a thread about a hot chick that could possibly blossom into a supermodel thread - maybe even some of them being Asian - we instead get a thread on the verge of devolving into conspiracy theories about Fartb0ngo and his alleged constitutional rape.

Why don't you go ply your trade in one of the fiscal cliff threads, dumbass.

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2012-12-29 10:35:28 AM
The FBI put a large part of its resources into stalking Hollywood celebrities back then, under the cover of national security.  It's one of the creepiest aspects of American culture.

Then along came the war on drugs and the aching for a genuine mission, sorely felt ever since the repeal of Prohibition, was gone in a flash.  Suddenly, the G man could hold his head high, chin jutting with pride.  He knew what to do.
 
2012-12-29 10:43:05 AM

FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?


She didn't shave. Though she was once caught by the help trying to bleach her carpet to match the drapes.

/the strangest things you read in biographies...
 
2012-12-29 10:44:23 AM
why did she (retroactively) hate our troops?
 
2012-12-29 10:44:43 AM

mat catastrophe: Why is it unlikely, subby? Are only unattractive people Communists?


You mean besides or in addition to the fact that the whole "red scare" thing was just retarded pants-pissing over nothing even when it wasn't aimed at people with steady jobs and worth millions of dollars?
 
2012-12-29 10:47:23 AM

Make More Hinjews: Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.

I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.


Very nicely done sir.
 
2012-12-29 10:49:01 AM
Still waiting for the FBI files on Martin Luther King....
 
2012-12-29 10:50:36 AM

Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.


We should return power to the states! What could possibly go wrong?

Link
 
2012-12-29 10:51:14 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: mat catastrophe: Why is it unlikely, subby? Are only unattractive people Communists?

You mean besides or in addition to the fact that the whole "red scare" thing was just retarded pants-pissing over nothing even when it wasn't aimed at people with steady jobs and worth millions of dollars?


Yes, those billionaires are just the buddies of the 'people with steady jobs'. If the rich keep it up they'll make their own worst fears come true eventually.
 
2012-12-29 10:51:27 AM

Kibbler: The FBI put a large part of its resources into stalking Hollywood celebrities back then, under the cover of national security.  It's one of the creepiest aspects of American culture.

Then along came the war on drugs and the aching for a genuine mission, sorely felt ever since the repeal of Prohibition, was gone in a flash.  Suddenly, the G man could hold his head high, chin jutting with pride.  He knew what to do.


This was before Hollywood was a major GOP player.

JammerJim: Cripes. Is there anyone the FBI didn't think was a commie in the 50's? Or was J Edgar just looking for wardrobe ideas here?


Think of it as the  Inquisition of the 50's.
Concensus was used to assault political adversaries.
 
2012-12-29 10:52:28 AM
I think the bigger story would be finding a Hollywood star of that era who WASN'T spied on by the FBI.
 
2012-12-29 10:53:11 AM

hitlersbrain: Vegan Meat Popsicle: mat catastrophe: Why is it unlikely, subby? Are only unattractive people Communists?

You mean besides or in addition to the fact that the whole "red scare" thing was just retarded pants-pissing over nothing even when it wasn't aimed at people with steady jobs and worth millions of dollars?

Yes, those billionaires are just the buddies of the 'people with steady jobs'. If the rich keep it up they'll make their own worst fears come true eventually.


This is how the Rich lose their farkin' family empires.
They are out of self control and the outing is going to be epic.
 
2012-12-29 10:53:37 AM

snocone: Kibbler: The FBI put a large part of its resources into stalking Hollywood celebrities back then, under the cover of national security.  It's one of the creepiest aspects of American culture.

Then along came the war on drugs and the aching for a genuine mission, sorely felt ever since the repeal of Prohibition, was gone in a flash.  Suddenly, the G man could hold his head high, chin jutting with pride.  He knew what to do.

This was before Hollywood was a major GOP player.JammerJim: Cripes. Is there anyone the FBI didn't think was a commie in the 50's? Or was J Edgar just looking for wardrobe ideas here?

Think of it as the  Inquisition of the 50's.
Concensus was used to assault political adversaries.


Nobody expected that!
 
2012-12-29 10:53:55 AM
FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

They still are, citizen !
 
2012-12-29 10:55:05 AM

Delawheredad: I think the bigger story would be finding a Hollywood star of that era who WASN'T spied on by the FBI.


...collaborators like Ronald Reagan, maybe?
 
2012-12-29 10:55:21 AM

Gleeman: FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?

In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.


This.  Thank you for preaching the gospel.
 
2012-12-29 10:57:15 AM
Considering JFK had a history of banging underaged White House interns as well as Nazis and was a meth head to boot it wasn't like Hoover was lacking blackmail material. I'll bet he had the most extensive collection of celebrity porn in the world. I mean Hoover himself even got caught in a honey trap and there are pictures of him sucking cock. It's how the mob got him to deny their existence under oath in front of congress.
 
2012-12-29 11:05:02 AM

Scorpio Rex: lewismarktwo: In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.

A fair haired blonde wouldn't do much at all methinks.


Norma Jean was a brunette.

[www.cyberpathway.com image 211x260]


She was part of the crypto-flaxen conspiracy!
 
2012-12-29 11:06:06 AM
I'll bet the FBI is going nuts trying to do electronic wiretapping of the Amish.

Closer to home, I've put wireless microphones in my washer.

I suspect that it's harboring a communist agitator.

//old and tired; sorry.
 
2012-12-29 11:08:00 AM

JammerJim: Cripes. Is there anyone the FBI didn't think was a commie in the 50's? Or was J Edgar just looking for wardrobe ideas here?


Came here to say this was the real reason. The charges were just trumped up justifications.
 
2012-12-29 11:11:29 AM
She was a standard issue left-wing celebrity, actually. And hot, of course. She would be appointed some czar level cabinet position in this day and age.
 
2012-12-29 11:17:44 AM

ongbok: She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.


I was gonna say, the only thing she was agitating was the President's pants.
 
2012-12-29 11:18:43 AM

OscarTamerz: Considering JFK had a history of banging underaged White House interns as well as Nazis and was a meth head to boot it wasn't like Hoover was lacking blackmail material. I'll bet he had the most extensive collection of celebrity porn in the world. I mean Hoover himself even got caught in a honey trap and there are pictures of him sucking cock. It's how the mob got him to deny their existence under oath in front of congress.


Good times... Good times...
 
2012-12-29 11:27:12 AM
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2012-12-29 11:47:31 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: mat catastrophe: Why is it unlikely, subby? Are only unattractive people Communists?

You mean besides or in addition to the fact that the whole "red scare" thing was just retarded pants-pissing over nothing even when it wasn't aimed at people with steady jobs and worth millions of dollars?


Are you saying there weren't Communist sympathizers in America in the 1950s?
 
Ehh
2012-12-29 11:49:57 AM
Marilyn Monroe used her fame to combat racism.

http://groovenotes.org/2012/03/22/how-ella-fitzgerald-and-marilyn-mon r oe-changed-each-others-lives/

In those days, that was enough to get the FBI on her.
 
2012-12-29 11:52:11 AM
I took my kids to one of his concerts and he doesn't look like any of the pictures in this thread, and his music sucks.
 
2012-12-29 12:04:55 PM

Nothing To See Here: I took my kids to one of his concerts and he doesn't look like any of the pictures in this thread, and his music sucks.


But... was he looking at all the beautiful people?
 
2012-12-29 12:27:27 PM
The Libtard Progs lurking here need to read something outside of Alinsky and Oliver Stone.

Such as - Anatoliy Golitsyn, Ion Pacepa, The Moscow Club, The Black Book of Communism, A. Litvinenko, Lunov and especially Victor Suvorov. I DARE you to argue with Suvorov.

How about Billingsly's HOLLYWOOD PARTY. Or, Kengor's DUPES?

During the period of the Nazi-Soviet Pact, actor Melvyn Douglas and screenwriter-director Philip Dunne proposed that the Motion Picture Democratic Committee, a conclave of industry Democrats, condemn Stalin's 1939 invasion of Finland. But the group was secretly dominated by communists, and it rejected the resolution. As Dunne later described in his 1980 memoir, Take Two: A Life in Movies and Politics, "All over town the industrious communist tail wagged the lazy liberal dog."

You who scoff need to give up the drugs and in it's place suck on the exhaust fumes of a Kenworth. You are a disgusting dangerous breed of oikaphobics.

You're the lazy basement dwelling curs who never understood why Polack Jokes were so popular during the time Poles were waging a desperate campaign to free themselves of Soviet Communist dictatorship. After pointing to the obvious, you still won't get it.

No. Much easier for your juvenile brand of snickering to believe Hoover wore skirts. And you can't even figure out the cui bono of that, which demonstrates more than anything else how easily you are led by the nose.
 
2012-12-29 12:40:04 PM
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2012-12-29 12:44:55 PM
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2012-12-29 12:51:14 PM

Clemkadidlefark: The Libtard Progs lurking here need to read something outside of Alinsky and Oliver Stone.

Such as - Anatoliy Golitsyn, Ion Pacepa, The Moscow Club, The Black Book of Communism, A. Litvinenko, Lunov and especially Victor Suvorov. I DARE you to argue with Suvorov.

How about Billingsly's HOLLYWOOD PARTY. Or, Kengor's DUPES?

During the period of the Nazi-Soviet Pact, actor Melvyn Douglas and screenwriter-director Philip Dunne proposed that the Motion Picture Democratic Committee, a conclave of industry Democrats, condemn Stalin's 1939 invasion of Finland. But the group was secretly dominated by communists, and it rejected the resolution. As Dunne later described in his 1980 memoir, Take Two: A Life in Movies and Politics, "All over town the industrious communist tail wagged the lazy liberal dog."

You who scoff need to give up the drugs and in it's place suck on the exhaust fumes of a Kenworth. You are a disgusting dangerous breed of oikaphobics.

You're the lazy basement dwelling curs who never understood why Polack Jokes were so popular during the time Poles were waging a desperate campaign to free themselves of Soviet Communist dictatorship. After pointing to the obvious, you still won't get it.

No. Much easier for your juvenile brand of snickering to believe Hoover wore skirts. And you can't even figure out the cui bono of that, which demonstrates more than anything else how easily you are led by the nose.


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2012-12-29 12:56:24 PM
Something, something McCarthyism...something...
 
2012-12-29 01:28:30 PM
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In need of a communist agitator.
 
2012-12-29 01:38:18 PM
All the really sketchy, personal `marinades' (`let `em stew in their own juices, said the Hoove') were, immediately after his death, `burnt' by his secretary or, the following day, vacuumed up from his home by James Jesus Angleton (counterintel dir. CIA). I suspect that the only `citizen' possessing more revealing trash was Frank Costello (`plenty of commies! what `organized' crime? Ain't that right, Clyde?).

Marilyn? Peter Lawford, with a barbiturate suppository, in the bedroom...

//Marilyn is mere romance - am pretty sure most of the official/confidential shiat was collected on `wayward' appropriators in Congress - only commies and perverts would mess with Director Hoover's budget...
 
2012-12-29 01:41:06 PM
i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-29 04:44:20 PM
took hundreds of telephoto pictures because they feared she was a communist agitator Hoover needed wardrobe tips
 
2012-12-29 07:59:29 PM

hundreddollarman: [i70.photobucket.com image 500x306]


That dress was magnificent.

/what's this thread about again?
 
2012-12-29 08:32:31 PM

Make More Hinjews: Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.

I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.


www.davehitt.com
 
2012-12-29 09:38:46 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Make More Hinjews: Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.

I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.

[www.davehitt.com image 375x523]


Pointing out that someone has thrown the race card (from the right) is not the same thing as throwing it from the left.
 
2012-12-29 11:05:57 PM
Really Foxnews.com? "Lefty friends?"
 
2012-12-31 10:46:24 AM
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J. Edgar wanted spank bank pics while the Mob was trying to figure out how to get Kennedy to invade Cuba so they could get their casinos back. When Bay of Pigs was screwed up and Kennedy lost interest in Cuba, the word was put out that he needed to be gone. Especially since his brother wasn't leaving them alone, after all the help they got in Illinois and West Virginia and after washing their daddy's bootlegging money.
 
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