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(Fox News)   FBI declassifies files on Marilyn Monroe revealing that they trailed her, bugged her bedroom, and took hundreds of telephoto pictures because they feared she was a communist agitator   (foxnews.com) divider line 76
    More: Unlikely, FBI, Marilyn Monroe, Los Angeles County District Attorney, B.I.G., Arthur Miller, J. Edgar Hoover, FBI files, Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation  
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2012-12-29 12:42:08 AM  
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Yeah, I'm sure that's the reason they were spying on her....
 
2012-12-29 04:08:37 AM  
Land of the free
 
2012-12-29 04:26:30 AM  
If she was a Communist agitator I would have hammered her sickle anyway.
 
2012-12-29 08:38:15 AM  
They were really psycho about communism back in the day. It's a good thing we don't have anything that we're paranoid about nowadays.
 
2012-12-29 08:40:10 AM  
So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?
 
2012-12-29 09:29:18 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?


Its like you read my mind.
 
2012-12-29 09:55:16 AM  
Why is it unlikely, subby? Are only unattractive people Communists?
 
2012-12-29 09:55:17 AM  
Cripes. Is there anyone the FBI didn't think was a commie in the 50's? Or was J Edgar just looking for wardrobe ideas here?
 
2012-12-29 09:56:36 AM  
A Hollywood star with left-leaning acquaintances!

I am SHOCKED!
 
2012-12-29 09:57:29 AM  
Thank God we don't live in paranoid times like that anymore.
 
2012-12-29 09:57:54 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?


In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.
 
2012-12-29 09:57:57 AM  
Que up Ann Coulter blowing Joseph McCarthy's corpse.
/fap?
 
2012-12-29 09:58:27 AM  
She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.
 
2012-12-29 09:58:59 AM  
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2012-12-29 10:00:29 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?


Was this BW

/before waxing
 
2012-12-29 10:00:32 AM  

Gleeman: FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?

In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.


A fair haired blonde wouldn't do much at all methinks.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 10:04:03 AM  
I would have shown her lots of comradeship.

This is what a REAL woman looks like, no sharp knees here.
I'll bet when you held her in your arms you knew you had a warm and incredible person in them.

/FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.
 
2012-12-29 10:04:32 AM  

ongbok: She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.


This. Every president from FDR on contemplated firing Hoover, but didn't because they feared what he would leak to the press on him.
 
2012-12-29 10:05:08 AM  
Well, thank God we have grown up since then!

What? Warrentless wiretapping?


Mmmm... the honey pot!
 
2012-12-29 10:05:46 AM  
I read that as communist alligator. Now I'm sad because I like my imagined headline better.
 
2012-12-29 10:05:52 AM  
Fark Hoover.
 
2012-12-29 10:06:56 AM  

Gulper Eel: If she was a Communist agitator I would have hammered her sickle anyway.


If I know what you mean, and you think I do.
 
2012-12-29 10:07:42 AM  

gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.


Back then, eh?
 
2012-12-29 10:07:58 AM  
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2012-12-29 10:09:07 AM  

ongbok: She was banging JFK. J Edgar Hoover liked to keep dirt on Presidents and other high ranking political and cultural figures. So therefore the FBI would try to get evidence of them farking.


Given that she was married to Arthur Miller who was one of the most prominent critics of McCarthyism and the Hollywood blacklist... ah, who am I kidding? This was Hoover's FBI. You're right.
 
2012-12-29 10:14:50 AM  

lewismarktwo: A fair haired blonde wouldn't do much at all methinks.


She was a brunette.
 
2012-12-29 10:16:28 AM  

Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?


But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.
 
2012-12-29 10:21:05 AM  
They already admit to doing the same damn thing to Quaker anti-war groups and the like so in a few decades we'll probably learn it's far more widespread than that..
 
2012-12-29 10:21:09 AM  

lewismarktwo: In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.

A fair haired blonde wouldn't do much at all methinks.



Norma Jean was a brunette.

www.cyberpathway.com
 
2012-12-29 10:21:13 AM  

Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.


I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.
 
2012-12-29 10:25:14 AM  
Some years back I was reading a book about Sam Giancana. Seems I recall that she was banging some of those guys and they would get her all farked up and bang her in the ass.
 
2012-12-29 10:27:39 AM  
These days the FBI just bugs everyone. Yea, I said that, Mr. FBI, what are you gonna do about it?
 
2012-12-29 10:30:53 AM  
Because there's nothing commie agitators like more than fame and million$.

/at least half the stuff the fbi did (or does) was blackmail research.
 
2012-12-29 10:33:00 AM  

RandomExcess: These days the FBI just bugs everyone.


It certainly looks like they just bugged everyone back in those days, too. The reason is the only thing that changes.
 
2012-12-29 10:33:52 AM  

Make More Hinjews: Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.

I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.


This.

Instead of a thread about a hot chick that could possibly blossom into a supermodel thread - maybe even some of them being Asian - we instead get a thread on the verge of devolving into conspiracy theories about Fartb0ngo and his alleged constitutional rape.

Why don't you go ply your trade in one of the fiscal cliff threads, dumbass.

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2012-12-29 10:35:28 AM  
The FBI put a large part of its resources into stalking Hollywood celebrities back then, under the cover of national security.  It's one of the creepiest aspects of American culture.

Then along came the war on drugs and the aching for a genuine mission, sorely felt ever since the repeal of Prohibition, was gone in a flash.  Suddenly, the G man could hold his head high, chin jutting with pride.  He knew what to do.
 
2012-12-29 10:43:05 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?


She didn't shave. Though she was once caught by the help trying to bleach her carpet to match the drapes.

/the strangest things you read in biographies...
 
2012-12-29 10:44:23 AM  
why did she (retroactively) hate our troops?
 
2012-12-29 10:44:43 AM  

mat catastrophe: Why is it unlikely, subby? Are only unattractive people Communists?


You mean besides or in addition to the fact that the whole "red scare" thing was just retarded pants-pissing over nothing even when it wasn't aimed at people with steady jobs and worth millions of dollars?
 
2012-12-29 10:47:23 AM  

Make More Hinjews: Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.

I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.


Very nicely done sir.
 
2012-12-29 10:49:01 AM  
Still waiting for the FBI files on Martin Luther King....
 
2012-12-29 10:50:36 AM  

Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.


We should return power to the states! What could possibly go wrong?

Link
 
2012-12-29 10:51:14 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: mat catastrophe: Why is it unlikely, subby? Are only unattractive people Communists?

You mean besides or in addition to the fact that the whole "red scare" thing was just retarded pants-pissing over nothing even when it wasn't aimed at people with steady jobs and worth millions of dollars?


Yes, those billionaires are just the buddies of the 'people with steady jobs'. If the rich keep it up they'll make their own worst fears come true eventually.
 
2012-12-29 10:51:27 AM  

Kibbler: The FBI put a large part of its resources into stalking Hollywood celebrities back then, under the cover of national security.  It's one of the creepiest aspects of American culture.

Then along came the war on drugs and the aching for a genuine mission, sorely felt ever since the repeal of Prohibition, was gone in a flash.  Suddenly, the G man could hold his head high, chin jutting with pride.  He knew what to do.


This was before Hollywood was a major GOP player.

JammerJim: Cripes. Is there anyone the FBI didn't think was a commie in the 50's? Or was J Edgar just looking for wardrobe ideas here?


Think of it as the  Inquisition of the 50's.
Concensus was used to assault political adversaries.
 
2012-12-29 10:52:28 AM  
I think the bigger story would be finding a Hollywood star of that era who WASN'T spied on by the FBI.
 
2012-12-29 10:53:11 AM  

hitlersbrain: Vegan Meat Popsicle: mat catastrophe: Why is it unlikely, subby? Are only unattractive people Communists?

You mean besides or in addition to the fact that the whole "red scare" thing was just retarded pants-pissing over nothing even when it wasn't aimed at people with steady jobs and worth millions of dollars?

Yes, those billionaires are just the buddies of the 'people with steady jobs'. If the rich keep it up they'll make their own worst fears come true eventually.


This is how the Rich lose their farkin' family empires.
They are out of self control and the outing is going to be epic.
 
2012-12-29 10:53:37 AM  

snocone: Kibbler: The FBI put a large part of its resources into stalking Hollywood celebrities back then, under the cover of national security.  It's one of the creepiest aspects of American culture.

Then along came the war on drugs and the aching for a genuine mission, sorely felt ever since the repeal of Prohibition, was gone in a flash.  Suddenly, the G man could hold his head high, chin jutting with pride.  He knew what to do.

This was before Hollywood was a major GOP player.JammerJim: Cripes. Is there anyone the FBI didn't think was a commie in the 50's? Or was J Edgar just looking for wardrobe ideas here?

Think of it as the  Inquisition of the 50's.
Concensus was used to assault political adversaries.


Nobody expected that!
 
2012-12-29 10:53:55 AM  
FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

They still are, citizen !
 
2012-12-29 10:55:05 AM  

Delawheredad: I think the bigger story would be finding a Hollywood star of that era who WASN'T spied on by the FBI.


...collaborators like Ronald Reagan, maybe?
 
2012-12-29 10:55:21 AM  

Gleeman: FirstNationalBastard: So, where are these pictures, and do they confirm whether she shaved?

In the 60's? Pretty unlikely, trimmed at best. Women were women back then, with curves and fur; not wishing they were still smooth little girls with stick figures like today.


This.  Thank you for preaching the gospel.
 
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