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2012-12-29 09:29:56 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-29 09:31:56 AM
Also known as Tuesday in WI
 
2012-12-29 09:32:28 AM
I'm pretty bad, but a bottle of Tequila in the morning after a night of hard drinking?

Wow.
 
2012-12-29 09:33:02 AM
FTFA The man had a blood-alcohol-content of .54 at 9:43 a.m.

Holy Fark!
 
2012-12-29 09:33:57 AM
That's gonna leave a mark!
 
2012-12-29 09:36:24 AM
That is some top-notch drinking.
 
2012-12-29 09:36:39 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Your prize:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-29 09:44:03 AM

blatz514: Also known as Tuesday in WI


This!
 
2012-12-29 09:45:20 AM
I've known a few people like that. They're scary and sad.
 
2012-12-29 09:48:23 AM
I think there's some blood in his alcohol system!
 
2012-12-29 09:49:42 AM
FTFA: The man woke up and drank a bottle of tequila in the morning.

It's "hair of the dog" not the whole damned dog!
 
2012-12-29 09:50:14 AM
I told you I was hardcore.
 
2012-12-29 09:51:17 AM
thinkprogress.org
www.dogbreedinfo.com
 
2012-12-29 10:00:38 AM
Subby must be an xbox user

/what if the guy used playstation instead?
 
2012-12-29 10:02:27 AM

No Time To Explain: Subby must be an xbox user

/what if the guy used playstation instead?


A Trophy.
 
2012-12-29 10:02:54 AM

No Time To Explain: Subby must be an xbox user

/what if the guy used playstation instead?


PCs are for games.
 
2012-12-29 10:09:45 AM
the real question is, which one of you was it?
 
2012-12-29 10:10:50 AM

StoPPeRmobile: No Time To Explain: Subby must be an xbox user

/what if the guy used playstation instead?

PCs are for games.


Ah, so you're one of THOSE people

/got xbox, PC, and Wii, want a P3, but not enough people I know have it for me to justify booze for a week to get it
//not nearly as hardcore as the guy in the article, I just like classy stuff
 
2012-12-29 10:13:21 AM
A member of the famous .500 Club!
 
2012-12-29 10:14:53 AM
Congrats?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 10:15:17 AM
Holy crap!
.54? Where do you go up from there? Dead?
 
2012-12-29 10:16:48 AM

gja: Holy crap!
.54? Where do you go up from there? Dead?


You can easily die from much less.
 
2012-12-29 10:20:08 AM
0.914 is the highest recorded level at which the person survived.

/always room for improvement
 
2012-12-29 10:22:08 AM

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: The man woke up and drank a bottle of tequila in the morning.

It's "hair of the dog" not the whole damned dog!


I think it may be a sixpack of dogs...
 
2012-12-29 10:24:02 AM

blatz514: Also known as Tuesday in WI


Aint that the truth. One random tuesday me and a buddy drank a bottle of tequila. "Uhg, my mouth still tastes awful" "Yeah, i dont think brushing my teeth would help even" *eyes bottle of peppermint schnapps* "What the hell..."
 
2012-12-29 10:27:56 AM

gja: Holy crap!
.54? Where do you go up from there? Dead?


At that point, you've passed "dead" and are working on "embalmed".
 
2012-12-29 10:28:04 AM
Can someone clarify? Does.54 BAC mean nearly one half of one percent of his blood volume is alcohol?
 
2012-12-29 10:33:16 AM

Katolu: Can someone clarify? Does.54 BAC mean nearly one half of one percent of his blood volume is alcohol?


All that matters is you have 0% BAC when dealing with authorities.
 
2012-12-29 10:39:10 AM
I'm a little jealous...I wish I liked alcohol that much. OK maybe not that much but more than I do.
 
2012-12-29 10:54:50 AM

Katolu: Can someone clarify? Does.54 BAC mean nearly one half of one percent of his blood volume is alcohol?


It means 0.54% of his blood volume is alcohol - just over one half of one percent
 
2012-12-29 11:31:00 AM

DonkeyDixon: Katolu: Can someone clarify? Does.54 BAC mean nearly one half of one percent of his blood volume is alcohol?

It means 0.54% of his blood volume is alcohol - just over one half of one percent


Right, so if you were a vampire and drank his blood it would be 1 proof.
 
2012-12-29 01:03:12 PM
I saw a guy walk-yes walk, not carried, not stumbling- into the ER once with a .576. He left against AMA after a couple hours because he needed a heroin fix.
 
2012-12-29 02:03:48 PM
.54 BAC!

He's a zombie & embalmed.
 
2012-12-29 02:37:18 PM

Yakk: FTFA The man had a blood-alcohol-content of .54 at 9:43 a.m.

Holy Fark!


My thoughts exactly. God damn.
 
2012-12-29 02:38:07 PM

No Time To Explain: StoPPeRmobile: not nearly as hardcore as the guy in the article, I just like classy stuff


Like this?

theawesomer.com
 
2012-12-29 03:16:29 PM
Anybody know how accurate them breathalyzer machines you see in the bars are? I blew a .30 in one at a local brewpub after our Christmas party. I thought that seemed high, but I had six or seven 10% beers in under a three hour period so maybe that's about right. Went to another bar afterward and topped it off with a Goose Island Bourbon County Stout on tap {13%}. Staggered back to my truck at a friend's place a few blocks from downtown. Woke up in my truck about 6:30 am & drove home.
/mission accomplished
 
2012-12-29 03:37:10 PM

Mad Mark: Anybody know how accurate them breathalyzer machines you see in the bars are? I blew a .30 in one at a local brewpub after our Christmas party. I thought that seemed high, but I had six or seven 10% beers in under a three hour period so maybe that's about right. Went to another bar afterward and topped it off with a Goose Island Bourbon County Stout on tap {13%}. Staggered back to my truck at a friend's place a few blocks from downtown. Woke up in my truck about 6:30 am & drove home.
/mission accomplished


Breathalyzer machines in bars seem like a bad idea all around. On the one hand theyre usually just used for competitive purposes, to the point they could be called an attractive nuisance, on the other, if youre using it for legitimate "i had 4 beers, but ive been here for 3 hours, i feel fine, but am i gonna be just over the limit if i get pulled over?" reasons, are you really going to trust that some box, probably sold by a vending machine company, has been calibrated and serviced on a regular enough basis to give you an accurate result? If someone gets a DUI after blowing ok on the bar machine, could the bar be held liable?
 
2012-12-29 03:56:14 PM

Cyno01: Mad Mark: Anybody know how accurate them breathalyzer machines you see in the bars are? I blew a .30 in one at a local brewpub after our Christmas party. I thought that seemed high, but I had six or seven 10% beers in under a three hour period so maybe that's about right. Went to another bar afterward and topped it off with a Goose Island Bourbon County Stout on tap {13%}. Staggered back to my truck at a friend's place a few blocks from downtown. Woke up in my truck about 6:30 am & drove home.
/mission accomplished

Breathalyzer machines in bars seem like a bad idea all around. On the one hand theyre usually just used for competitive purposes, to the point they could be called an attractive nuisance, on the other, if youre using it for legitimate "i had 4 beers, but ive been here for 3 hours, i feel fine, but am i gonna be just over the limit if i get pulled over?" reasons, are you really going to trust that some box, probably sold by a vending machine company, has been calibrated and serviced on a regular enough basis to give you an accurate result? If someone gets a DUI after blowing ok on the bar machine, could the bar be held liable?


I see your point, but I was wondering if I was that hammered. I sure felt like it.
 
2012-12-29 05:42:34 PM
Yakk: FTFA The man had a blood-alcohol-content of .54 at 9:43 a.m.

Holy Fark!


Ok at 9:43 am that IS an accomplishment.
 
2012-12-29 07:23:03 PM
I too aspire to one day make the fark headlines with an equally impressive achievement
 
2012-12-29 07:56:45 PM

Cyno01: Mad Mark: Anybody know how accurate them breathalyzer machines you see in the bars are? I blew a .30 in one at a local brewpub after our Christmas party. I thought that seemed high, but I had six or seven 10% beers in under a three hour period so maybe that's about right. Went to another bar afterward and topped it off with a Goose Island Bourbon County Stout on tap {13%}. Staggered back to my truck at a friend's place a few blocks from downtown. Woke up in my truck about 6:30 am & drove home.
/mission accomplished

Breathalyzer machines in bars seem like a bad idea all around. On the one hand theyre usually just used for competitive purposes, to the point they could be called an attractive nuisance, on the other, if youre using it for legitimate "i had 4 beers, but ive been here for 3 hours, i feel fine, but am i gonna be just over the limit if i get pulled over?" reasons, are you really going to trust that some box, probably sold by a vending machine company, has been calibrated and serviced on a regular enough basis to give you an accurate result? If someone gets a DUI after blowing ok on the bar machine, could the bar be held liable?


Thanks to the nuttiness of America's legal system, you can get a DUI just for sleeping in your vehicle. Which makes it so you might just be better taking your chances getting home. Thanks, laws. Thanks for accomplishing nothing to make us safer.
 
2012-12-29 08:00:30 PM

fredbox: Cyno01: Mad Mark: Anybody know how accurate them breathalyzer machines you see in the bars are? I blew a .30 in one at a local brewpub after our Christmas party. I thought that seemed high, but I had six or seven 10% beers in under a three hour period so maybe that's about right. Went to another bar afterward and topped it off with a Goose Island Bourbon County Stout on tap {13%}. Staggered back to my truck at a friend's place a few blocks from downtown. Woke up in my truck about 6:30 am & drove home.
/mission accomplished

Breathalyzer machines in bars seem like a bad idea all around. On the one hand theyre usually just used for competitive purposes, to the point they could be called an attractive nuisance, on the other, if youre using it for legitimate "i had 4 beers, but ive been here for 3 hours, i feel fine, but am i gonna be just over the limit if i get pulled over?" reasons, are you really going to trust that some box, probably sold by a vending machine company, has been calibrated and serviced on a regular enough basis to give you an accurate result? If someone gets a DUI after blowing ok on the bar machine, could the bar be held liable?

Thanks to the nuttiness of America's legal system, you can get a DUI just for sleeping in your vehicle. Which makes it so you might just be better taking your chances getting home. Thanks, laws. Thanks for accomplishing nothing to make us safer.


As it should be, you farking idolator.
 
2012-12-30 07:27:52 AM

StoPPeRmobile: idolator


Your use of this word puzzles me. Though I do idolize farking.
 
2012-12-30 08:36:00 PM

Mouser: gja: Holy crap!
.54? Where do you go up from there? Dead?

At that point, you've passed "dead" and are working on "embalmed".


It'll be a super quick cremation though.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to d-" FWOOM!
 
2012-12-31 10:33:27 AM

fredbox: Thanks to the nuttiness of America's legal system, you can get a DUI just for sleeping in your vehicle. Which makes it so you might just be better taking your chances getting home. Thanks, laws. Thanks for accomplishing nothing to make us safer.


I always heard that the key to sleeping one off in your car was backseat, no keys in the ignition or on your person - the thing being that you are in no way capable of operating the vehicle. I don't know if that's true, and I wouldn't rely on it, but it seems like it would be similar to the "open container" thing where it has to be accessible and open - you're supposed to trunk any unsealed bottles, like if you're taking the other half of that handle home with you. I guess the reasoning is that if you're in the driver's seat and have the keys with you, even if the car is off, then that could be an out for anybody who's driving drunk - when you see a cop, slide into a parking lot, turn everything off, and when the 5-0 rolls up, "I was sleeping, officer, honest"
 
2012-12-31 07:19:17 PM
...lightweight.
 
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