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(Comic Book Legal Defense Fund)   Doodling in your notebook at school? That's an arrestin', searchin', and chargin' with bomb makin'   ( ) divider line
    More: Asinine, New Jersey, IDW Publishing, Neverland, Galloway Township  
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9658 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2012 at 9:00 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-29 09:05:44 AM  
4 votes:
"The details on what was precisely in the drawings are sketchy"

Well, yeah. That's kinda how you do it.
2012-12-29 09:26:39 AM  
2 votes:

stirfrybry: Popcorn Johnny: We don't have any details, but lets not let that stop us from assuming that the kid is innocent and the officials are morons.

It's the Fark way.

You'll It makes a fine slave

Don't humanize it.
2012-12-29 12:16:43 PM  
1 vote:

jaybeezey: Put me down for 2 Gun Bombs please.

fark gun bombs, I want Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!!

/Calvin, in this world, would be medicated and in a detention center......
2012-12-29 09:34:00 AM  
1 vote:
So the "electronic parts" was probably a broken GameBoy and an old video card. And the "chemicals" were probably hand lotion and a bottle of Simple Green his mother left in them with a note under it saying "CLEAN THIS ROOM!"

I have metal pipe in my workshop with tools and fuels, I guess that means I'm building guns, or bombs, or GUN BOMBS!
2012-12-29 09:27:42 AM  
1 vote:
the police chief is a moran.
2012-12-29 09:21:01 AM  
1 vote:

airsupport: This story continues to enrage me. What have we become?

perfect prey for the vampire elite
2012-12-29 09:19:58 AM  
1 vote:
I bet everyone has electronics and chemicals in their bedrooms.
2012-12-29 09:19:15 AM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: beefoe: I heard about a similar story where a kid in Galloway Township was arrested for doodling in his notebook and police found chemicals that "if mixed together, could explode". Must be a lot of this going around.

Okay, now I'm worried.

Would someone please post a comprehensive list of all "chemicals" that might potentially explode or otherwise be "dangerous" in some way either alone or mixed with other "chemicals"?

God only knows how many household cleaners I have that could potentially land me in the pokey.

Do you have a bottle of ammonia and a bottle of bleach in your house?  You obviously want to make a chlorine gas bomb, terrorist.
2012-12-29 09:15:48 AM  
1 vote:
Be afraid. It's your duty as a patriot.
2012-12-29 09:05:17 AM  
1 vote:
Modern school officials probably would have frowned on the contents of mine and my friends notebooks, which largely consisted of two characters, "Homo" and "Hairy Butt", and their love of guns, tanks, planes, planes made out of guns, and piles upon piles of stick-figure bodies.

I think I might have been called in the principal's office.
2012-12-29 08:50:15 AM  
1 vote:
Was the doodling in Arabic?
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