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(Savannah Now)   Woman calls cops because a ghost stole her $5,000 resume   (savannahnow.com) divider line 6
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2012-12-29 09:39:27 AM  
2 votes:
$5000 resume? That's a lot of online diplomas right there.
2012-12-29 08:50:59 PM  
1 votes:
Someone is unclear on just how resumes work.

First you write the resume, then you get the job, then you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the women.
2012-12-29 10:14:27 AM  
1 votes:
What's this woman's name? My company is hiring people with no experience or aptitude for management positions. Starting salary is $500,000 a year plus you get the use of a private jet.
Anyone with a $5,000 resume *must* be qualified for the job.
2012-12-29 10:00:52 AM  
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.


She calls a spade a spade

ProTip: Neither expression has anything to do with race, genius.
2012-12-29 09:46:43 AM  
1 votes:
dammmit i think an e-ghost stole this $2500 resume i sent online in PDF form
2012-12-29 09:40:06 AM  
1 votes:
How in the holy hell is her resume worth five grand?? Is it written on the back of the Declaration of Independence?
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