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(Savannah Now)   Woman calls cops because a ghost stole her $5,000 resume   (savannahnow.com) divider line 37
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2012-12-29 09:21:22 AM  
FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.
 
2012-12-29 09:31:16 AM  
That's spectracist!
 
2012-12-29 09:39:27 AM  
$5000 resume? That's a lot of online diplomas right there.
 
2012-12-29 09:39:54 AM  
Nope, no need for better mental health care in this country, goddammit.
 
2012-12-29 09:40:06 AM  
How in the holy hell is her resume worth five grand?? Is it written on the back of the Declaration of Independence?
 
2012-12-29 09:43:36 AM  

doosh: How in the holy hell is her resume worth five grand?? Is it written on the back of the Declaration of Independence?


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2012-12-29 09:46:43 AM  
dammmit i think an e-ghost stole this $2500 resume i sent online in PDF form
 
2012-12-29 09:49:17 AM  
I hope this whack job doesn't have kids.
 
2012-12-29 09:49:26 AM  
Wow, ghost stole her criminal history, and she's upset? Hell, I'd be using the ghost as a scape goat from now on.
 
2012-12-29 09:49:42 AM  
That's really expensive résumé paper.
 
2012-12-29 09:49:52 AM  
lol red states lol
 
2012-12-29 09:51:00 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Wow, ghost stole her criminal history, and she's upset? Hell, I'd be using the ghost as a scape goat from now on.


well she has a criminal past, therefore she needs to print her resume on super expensive paper to show the employer she's REALLY INTERESTED
 
2012-12-29 09:56:39 AM  
Who ya gonna call?
 
2012-12-29 09:59:30 AM  
I may still be a little drunk yet, but I had to re-read that a few times. Did a 7yo write that?
 
2012-12-29 10:00:52 AM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.


She calls a spade a spade

ProTip: Neither expression has anything to do with race, genius.
 
2012-12-29 10:06:33 AM  
I was so excited to see this story until I noticed it was from my neck of the woods. On the bright side the booming ghost tour industry here will have yet another story to tell.

"Here is where the ghost of Blackie McFatlip, a notorious junglebunny, stole some poor ladies exspensive resume then evaded local law enforcement. Next on our tour is Paula Deen's house yall"

/I have been all over the south and savannah is one the most racially divided cities I have ever seen.
 
2012-12-29 10:06:33 AM  

No Time To Explain: Who ya gonna call?


FINALLY!
 
2012-12-29 10:09:11 AM  
No, the police misheard her.

It was a blah spirit.
 
gja
2012-12-29 10:09:16 AM  

No Time To Explain: Who ya gonna call?

"Oh, so NOW you're all "help it stole my resume".

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-29 10:13:18 AM  

KidneyStone: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.

She calls a spade a spade

ProTip: Neither expression has anything to do with race, genius.


No need to get uppity.
 
2012-12-29 10:14:27 AM  
What's this woman's name? My company is hiring people with no experience or aptitude for management positions. Starting salary is $500,000 a year plus you get the use of a private jet.
Anyone with a $5,000 resume *must* be qualified for the job.
 
2012-12-29 10:20:05 AM  

Ed Finnerty: KidneyStone: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.

She calls a spade a spade

ProTip: Neither expression has anything to do with race, genius.

No need to get uppity.


Niiice

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2012-12-29 10:34:34 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: dammmit i think an e-ghost stole this $2500 resume i sent online in PDF form


It was probably a machine elf. It needs a new jerb now that the Mayan thing didn't pan out.
 
2012-12-29 10:35:51 AM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.


Ed Finnerty: KidneyStone: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.

She calls a spade a spade

ProTip: Neither expression has anything to do with race, genius.

No need to get uppity.


Oh, so you just assume all ghosts are white? Because that's what the white-dominated, white-owned media tells you?

Y'all saying that when colored folk pass, they can't come back as a spook to haunt y'all's racist crackity-cracka asses?

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2012-12-29 10:42:27 AM  
I am guessing she thinks the resume is worth $5000 because that is as much as she expected to make? She just had the one so she let the prospective employer read it then promptly asked for it back so she could show it to the next car wash manager.
 
2012-12-29 10:48:31 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: That's really expensive résumé paper.


It's not the paper, it's the damned printer ink.
 
2012-12-29 12:04:11 PM  
Bath. Salts.

That is all.
 
2012-12-29 12:49:47 PM  

WhippingBoy: What's this woman's name? My company is hiring people with no experience or aptitude for management positions. Starting salary is $500,000 a year plus you get the use of a private jet.
Anyone with a $5,000 resume *must* be qualified for the job.


I have experience and aptitude for management positions: does this mean I'm overqualified?
 
2012-12-29 12:49:49 PM  
the woman valued her resume at $5,000 and the criminal history at $10.
Mental evaluation? Priceless!
 
2012-12-29 12:55:18 PM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.


This reminds me of that case where the two phantom Mexicans stole that woman's pickup truck with her kids in the back, then drove it into a lake.


/Use the back entrance! I command you in the name of Jeebus Christ!
 
2012-12-29 01:56:10 PM  
When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirt because the ghost of her mother often visits.

That's some damn fine spellcheck you got there, Lou.
 
2012-12-29 02:08:37 PM  

tinderfitles: I was so excited to see this story until I noticed it was from my neck of the woods. On the bright side the booming ghost tour industry here will have yet another story to tell.

"Here is where the ghost of Blackie McFatlip, a notorious junglebunny, stole some poor ladies exspensive resume then evaded local law enforcement. Next on our tour is Paula Deen's house yall"

/I have been all over the south and savannah is one the most racially divided cities I have ever seen.


Well then, it's a good thing this story is from Winder. RTFA before you talk about TFA, asshat.

/7th generation Savannian
//Savannah is a great place to be from
 
2012-12-29 02:34:58 PM  
$5,000 resume? "Rich guy binder full of women" material.
 
2012-12-29 07:29:05 PM  
...wut?
 
2012-12-29 08:50:59 PM  
Someone is unclear on just how resumes work.

First you write the resume, then you get the job, then you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the women.
 
2012-12-29 10:10:11 PM  
The ghost would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.
 
2012-12-30 04:33:35 PM  

sumida sublight: Someone is unclear on just how resumes work.

First you write the resume, then you get the job, then you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the women.

www.vh1.com
 
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