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(Daily Mail)   It looks like those Val Kilmer memes may have to be retired   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
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2012-12-29 02:37:49 AM
6 votes:
Before you know it, he'll be back to a weight where he can wear sun god-style robes and have naked women throwing pickles at him.

/he's not the only one with that dream...
2012-12-29 01:34:20 AM
5 votes:
It must have been all that skeet surfing he did.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-29 01:34:50 AM
4 votes:

Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.


I know a little German.
2012-12-29 12:11:15 AM
4 votes:

fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.


Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.
2012-12-29 01:51:49 AM
3 votes:

Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.


That is not Mel Torme.
2012-12-30 07:04:13 PM
2 votes:
howtofindbud.com
2012-12-29 10:45:11 PM
2 votes:

DeepDownHounds: I wonder if he can finally hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis?


A girl's got to have standards.
2012-12-29 10:28:09 AM
2 votes:
Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I
2012-12-29 02:21:04 AM
2 votes:
Fat cells?

Yes Val Kilmer?

I want to kill you.
2012-12-29 02:17:32 AM
2 votes:
Coming Next Year to a theater near you:

Top Gun II: This Time Its Syrias
2012-12-29 01:42:16 AM
2 votes:

The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.


Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.
2012-12-29 12:21:39 AM
2 votes:
Must have been one hell of a liposuction that they could clear out his torso but completely miss the ham chin.
2012-12-30 02:23:02 PM
1 votes:

YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.


Listen to me, Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
2012-12-30 04:33:30 AM
1 votes:

facisto: Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


Do you mind if I name my firstborn son after you? Dipshiat Knight has a nice ring to it.
2012-12-29 10:46:25 PM
1 votes:

facisto: Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


"Why is that toy on your head?"
"Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes"
2012-12-29 10:42:15 PM
1 votes:

RoyFokker'sGhost: Before you know it, he'll be back to a weight where he can wear sun god-style robes and have naked women throwing pickles at him.

/he's not the only one with that dream...


Little pickles sir, little pickles.

/I had a little trouble with the sport coat so I threw it out.
2012-12-29 12:01:37 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if he can finally hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis?
2012-12-29 11:17:38 AM
1 votes:

BigBooper: He's 52, do you have any idea how many cougars in their 40's and 50's would throw themselves at him?


None, or else they wouldn't be cougars.
2012-12-29 11:02:00 AM
1 votes:

facisto: Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


Sorry.  We've been off surfing Nicaragua and enjoying lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing with our penises.
2012-12-29 10:29:07 AM
1 votes:
But does he still love toxic waste?
2012-12-29 10:18:52 AM
1 votes:

BigBooper: Max Awesome: Ugh. He still looks unfarkable.

He's 52, do you have any idea how many cougars in their 40's and 50's would throw themselves at him? He may have trouble getting the 20yo starlets, but I bet he gets more action in a week than you or I will get in a life time.


I don't think he's interested in, uh, "starlets".
2012-12-29 09:56:57 AM
1 votes:
He looks like Mickey Rourke circa 2025.
2012-12-29 09:31:31 AM
1 votes:
In other news, Val Kilmer invented the duckface photo:

i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-12-29 09:22:55 AM
1 votes:

The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.


Leaving satisfied...
2012-12-29 09:11:01 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: This thread. It delivers.


And as Val Kilmer can tell you... so do a lot of restaurants.
2012-12-29 05:12:24 AM
1 votes:

schubie: Still fat. If he was an actress he'd have to make a career out of his weight a la Kirstie Alley or never leave the house.


Kirstie Allie's true charm is those Dumbo sized farking ears she keeps pinned back beneath 30LBS of hair. She was standing on Hollywood Blvd and heard me biatch slapping a hoe in Newark.
2012-12-29 05:12:14 AM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: skinink: Austinoftx: YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!

Count de Money! Count de Money!

Fetch me a small lyre.



/how did we get on this?


When you die at Caesar's Palace, you really DIE at Caesar's Palace.
2012-12-29 02:10:32 AM
1 votes:
Worked with him on a film in NC a few years ago. He may be thinner, but i'm willing to bet he's still batshiat crazy.
2012-12-29 01:41:13 AM
1 votes:
Still fat. If he was an actress he'd have to make a career out of his weight a la Kirstie Alley or never leave the house.
 
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