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(Daily Mail)   It looks like those Val Kilmer memes may have to be retired   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
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2012-12-29 10:28:09 AM
Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I
 
2012-12-29 10:29:07 AM
But does he still love toxic waste?
 
2012-12-29 10:29:08 AM
Huh. Post ate my "I heart Toxic Waste" slashie.
 
2012-12-29 10:30:09 AM
I still live in hope that he will play Dalton in a gritty remake of Roud House.
 
2012-12-29 11:02:00 AM

facisto: Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


Sorry.  We've been off surfing Nicaragua and enjoying lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing with our penises.
 
2012-12-29 11:17:32 AM

facisto: Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


Sorry. They were filed under "H" for "Toy".
 
2012-12-29 11:17:38 AM

BigBooper: He's 52, do you have any idea how many cougars in their 40's and 50's would throw themselves at him?


None, or else they wouldn't be cougars.
 
2012-12-29 11:56:09 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Before you know it, he'll be back to a weight where he can wear sun god-style robes and have naked women throwing pickles at him.

/he's not the only one with that dream...


If rumors are true it wouldn't be naked women throwing pickles at him.

Hmmmmmm pickles & naked men... I could probably get behind that dream.
 
2012-12-29 12:01:37 PM
I wonder if he can finally hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis?
 
2012-12-29 12:03:57 PM
Allow me one more:

"Have you ever seen a body like that in your life?"
"That happens to be Val Kilmer"
"Oh, then I guess you have."

/Lame
 
2012-12-29 04:31:34 PM
I still think he's gonna angle for the Sam Kinison biopic.
 
2012-12-29 05:11:31 PM

skinink: Austinoftx: YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!

Count de Money! Count de Money!


It's pronounced "dee monay".
 
2012-12-29 08:38:43 PM
My favorite Val Kilmer movie (other than "Tombstone" of course), is:

www.moviegoods.com
 
2012-12-29 10:42:15 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Before you know it, he'll be back to a weight where he can wear sun god-style robes and have naked women throwing pickles at him.

/he's not the only one with that dream...


Little pickles sir, little pickles.

/I had a little trouble with the sport coat so I threw it out.
 
2012-12-29 10:45:11 PM

DeepDownHounds: I wonder if he can finally hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis?


A girl's got to have standards.
 
2012-12-29 10:46:25 PM

facisto: Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


"Why is that toy on your head?"
"Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes"
 
2012-12-30 03:00:18 AM
the shoes totally ruin his outfit. get a clue, val!
 
2012-12-30 04:33:30 AM

facisto: Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


Do you mind if I name my firstborn son after you? Dipshiat Knight has a nice ring to it.
 
2012-12-30 02:23:02 PM

YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.


Listen to me, Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
 
2012-12-30 07:04:13 PM
howtofindbud.com
 
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