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(Daily Mail)   It looks like those Val Kilmer memes may have to be retired   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Spiffy, Val Kilmer, Terrence Malick, Holly Hunter, Cate Blanchett, Ryan Gosling, Christian Bale, human beings, Michael Fassbender  
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2012-12-28 11:55:06 PM  
Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.
 
2012-12-29 12:11:15 AM  

fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.


Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.
 
2012-12-29 12:21:39 AM  
Must have been one hell of a liposuction that they could clear out his torso but completely miss the ham chin.
 
2012-12-29 01:34:20 AM  
It must have been all that skeet surfing he did.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-29 01:34:50 AM  

Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.


I know a little German.
 
2012-12-29 01:36:11 AM  
When I saw this headline, I thought he had died.  I was confused about the spiffy tag.
 
2012-12-29 01:41:13 AM  
Still fat. If he was an actress he'd have to make a career out of his weight a la Kirstie Alley or never leave the house.
 
2012-12-29 01:42:16 AM  

The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.


Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.
 
2012-12-29 01:51:49 AM  

Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.


That is not Mel Torme.
 
2012-12-29 02:07:33 AM  
Wow, Jeff Bridges has not been aging well.
 
2012-12-29 02:10:32 AM  
Worked with him on a film in NC a few years ago. He may be thinner, but i'm willing to bet he's still batshiat crazy.
 
2012-12-29 02:17:32 AM  
Coming Next Year to a theater near you:

Top Gun II: This Time Its Syrias
 
2012-12-29 02:21:04 AM  
Fat cells?

Yes Val Kilmer?

I want to kill you.
 
2012-12-29 02:31:18 AM  
Rip Valium
 
2012-12-29 02:37:49 AM  
Before you know it, he'll be back to a weight where he can wear sun god-style robes and have naked women throwing pickles at him.

/he's not the only one with that dream...
 
2012-12-29 02:57:30 AM  
He's still hideous and remarkably unfarkable.
 
2012-12-29 03:04:13 AM  
Val is no daisy. He is no daisy at all.
 
2012-12-29 03:04:31 AM  

YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.


Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!
 
2012-12-29 03:06:54 AM  

Austinoftx: YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!


Count de Money! Count de Money!
 
2012-12-29 03:23:56 AM  
chrst hes pale
 
2012-12-29 03:26:17 AM  
Why subby, you look like someone just walked over your grave
 
2012-12-29 03:46:14 AM  

skinink: Austinoftx: YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!

Count de Money! Count de Money!


Fetch me a small lyre.

www.wearysloth.com

/how did we get on this?
 
2012-12-29 03:56:04 AM  
From the photos it looks like he's only lost 10 lbs. Are they that hard up for a news story?
 
2012-12-29 03:58:55 AM  
Ugh. He still looks unfarkable.
 
2012-12-29 05:12:14 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: skinink: Austinoftx: YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!

Count de Money! Count de Money!

Fetch me a small lyre.



/how did we get on this?


When you die at Caesar's Palace, you really DIE at Caesar's Palace.
 
2012-12-29 05:12:24 AM  

schubie: Still fat. If he was an actress he'd have to make a career out of his weight a la Kirstie Alley or never leave the house.


Kirstie Allie's true charm is those Dumbo sized farking ears she keeps pinned back beneath 30LBS of hair. She was standing on Hollywood Blvd and heard me biatch slapping a hoe in Newark.
 
2012-12-29 05:57:11 AM  
Who?
 
2012-12-29 06:42:44 AM  

Codenamechaz: Must have been one hell of a liposuction that they could clear out his torso but completely miss the ham chin.


That's one of the quirks about lipo. Since they suck out the fat cells, any weight you put on from that point on, will go elsewhere in your body. So people who get lipo in their middle section can end up with really fat faces and arms since it no longer can settle around the stomach.
 
2012-12-29 06:52:51 AM  
I remember a spy movie he did with the worlds worst stunt double. He was running down a tunnel and you can see the stunt double had big hair and was 30 lbs light than Val
 
2012-12-29 06:54:29 AM  
This thread. It delivers.
 
2012-12-29 07:06:07 AM  
Not bloody likely subby.
 
2012-12-29 07:15:02 AM  

Max Awesome: Ugh. He still looks unfarkable.


He's 52, do you have any idea how many cougars in their 40's and 50's would throw themselves at him? He may have trouble getting the 20yo starlets, but I bet he gets more action in a week than you or I will get in a life time.
 
2012-12-29 07:22:07 AM  

doofusgumby: The All-Powerful Atheismo: skinink: Austinoftx: YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!

Count de Money! Count de Money!

Fetch me a small lyre.

/how did we get on this?

When you die at Caesar's Palace, you really DIE at Caesar's Palace.


I've been pondering this for a while: the Wikipedia entry for that movie claims that it originated the saying "It's good to be the king". Needless to say, I'm skeptical of that claim. Surely the saying is much older? But I guess anything's possible...
 
2012-12-29 08:01:08 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: doofusgumby: The All-Powerful Atheismo: skinink: Austinoftx: YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!

Count de Money! Count de Money!

Fetch me a small lyre.

/how did we get on this?

When you die at Caesar's Palace, you really DIE at Caesar's Palace.

I've been pondering this for a while: the Wikipedia entry for that movie claims that it originated the saying "It's good to be the king". Needless to say, I'm skeptical of that claim. Surely the saying is much older? But I guess anything's possible...


Sounds like you're still not over Macho Grande.
 
2012-12-29 08:05:33 AM  
Why Val, You look like someone just walked right over your slimfast.
 
2012-12-29 08:16:22 AM  
"I'm your huckleberry."

/ probably his best role
 
2012-12-29 08:23:09 AM  
I was far more interested in this sidebar story FTA.
 
2012-12-29 08:26:02 AM  
He's a man. It doesn't matter. Like with Mickey Rourke and Marlon Brando -- two extremely beautiful men as youth, who weren't as they got older. Didn't matter, they got the roles.

Who's another one? Leo DiCaprio will NEVER be as beautiful as he was in the late 80s/early 90s. Doesn't matter, gets the roles.

Val needs to get the roles. It won't matter.
 
2012-12-29 08:49:10 AM  
There's a Val Kilmer meme?

Is it like the Kirsty Alley meme?

The 'They Just Be Fat' meme?
 
2012-12-29 08:57:01 AM  

BigBooper: Max Awesome: Ugh. He still looks unfarkable.

He's 52, do you have any idea how many cougars in their 40's and 50's would throw themselves at him? He may have trouble getting the 20yo starlets, but I bet he gets more action in a week than you or I will get in a life time.


He and his boyfriend look happy though, good luck to them.
 
2012-12-29 09:02:32 AM  
Slow down, Smitty. He's merely been downgraded from "obese" to "bloated".
 
2012-12-29 09:04:43 AM  
Less fat is not slim.
 
2012-12-29 09:11:01 AM  

dickfreckle: This thread. It delivers.


And as Val Kilmer can tell you... so do a lot of restaurants.
 
2012-12-29 09:13:40 AM  
News flash - some people gain weight/lose hair/get wrinkles as they age!!

Yes even famous people. EVARBUDY PANIC!
 
2012-12-29 09:16:29 AM  

Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.


So wear sunscreen?
 
2012-12-29 09:22:55 AM  

The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.


Leaving satisfied...
 
2012-12-29 09:31:31 AM  
In other news, Val Kilmer invented the duckface photo:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-29 09:56:57 AM  
He looks like Mickey Rourke circa 2025.
 
2012-12-29 10:18:52 AM  

BigBooper: Max Awesome: Ugh. He still looks unfarkable.

He's 52, do you have any idea how many cougars in their 40's and 50's would throw themselves at him? He may have trouble getting the 20yo starlets, but I bet he gets more action in a week than you or I will get in a life time.


I don't think he's interested in, uh, "starlets".
 
2012-12-29 10:26:07 AM  
"Ah have 2 sammiches----one fuh each o' ya."
 
2012-12-29 10:28:09 AM  
Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I
 
2012-12-29 10:29:07 AM  
But does he still love toxic waste?
 
2012-12-29 10:29:08 AM  
Huh. Post ate my "I heart Toxic Waste" slashie.
 
2012-12-29 10:30:09 AM  
I still live in hope that he will play Dalton in a gritty remake of Roud House.
 
2012-12-29 11:02:00 AM  

facisto: Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


Sorry.  We've been off surfing Nicaragua and enjoying lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing with our penises.
 
2012-12-29 11:17:32 AM  

facisto: Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


Sorry. They were filed under "H" for "Toy".
 
2012-12-29 11:17:38 AM  

BigBooper: He's 52, do you have any idea how many cougars in their 40's and 50's would throw themselves at him?


None, or else they wouldn't be cougars.
 
2012-12-29 11:56:09 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Before you know it, he'll be back to a weight where he can wear sun god-style robes and have naked women throwing pickles at him.

/he's not the only one with that dream...


If rumors are true it wouldn't be naked women throwing pickles at him.

Hmmmmmm pickles & naked men... I could probably get behind that dream.
 
2012-12-29 12:01:37 PM  
I wonder if he can finally hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis?
 
2012-12-29 12:03:57 PM  
Allow me one more:

"Have you ever seen a body like that in your life?"
"That happens to be Val Kilmer"
"Oh, then I guess you have."

/Lame
 
2012-12-29 04:31:34 PM  
I still think he's gonna angle for the Sam Kinison biopic.
 
2012-12-29 05:11:31 PM  

skinink: Austinoftx: YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!

Count de Money! Count de Money!


It's pronounced "dee monay".
 
2012-12-29 08:38:43 PM  
My favorite Val Kilmer movie (other than "Tombstone" of course), is:

www.moviegoods.com
 
2012-12-29 10:42:15 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Before you know it, he'll be back to a weight where he can wear sun god-style robes and have naked women throwing pickles at him.

/he's not the only one with that dream...


Little pickles sir, little pickles.

/I had a little trouble with the sport coat so I threw it out.
 
2012-12-29 10:45:11 PM  

DeepDownHounds: I wonder if he can finally hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis?


A girl's got to have standards.
 
2012-12-29 10:46:25 PM  

facisto: Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


"Why is that toy on your head?"
"Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes"
 
2012-12-30 03:00:18 AM  
the shoes totally ruin his outfit. get a clue, val!
 
2012-12-30 04:33:30 AM  

facisto: Pleased by the amount of Top Secret references.
Disappointed by the lack of Real Genius references.

/I


Do you mind if I name my firstborn son after you? Dipshiat Knight has a nice ring to it.
 
2012-12-30 02:23:02 PM  

YodaBlues: Notabunny: The Cornballer: Notabunny: fusillade762: Huh. His wiki page says he was an extra in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I cannot find any photographic evidence of this, though.

Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

I know a little German.

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

That is not Mel Torme.


Listen to me, Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
 
2012-12-30 07:04:13 PM  
howtofindbud.com
 
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