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(First Coast News)   Jacksonville police officer files the best report of the year just in the nick of time   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 13
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2012-12-29 02:17:06 AM  
3 votes:
Manufactured housing (commonly known as mobile homes in the United States) is a type of prefabricated housing that is largely assembled in factories and then transported to sites of use. The definition of the term in the United States is regulated by federal law (Code of Federal Regulations, 24 CFR 3280): "Manufactured homes are built as dwelling units of at least 320 square feet (30 m2) in size with a permanent chassis to assure the initial and continued transportability of the home."[1] The requirement to have a wheeled chassis permanently attached differentiates "manufactured housing" from other types of prefabricated homes, such as modular homes.
2012-12-29 02:36:25 AM  
2 votes:
Heh, glad to see a man taking some joy in the most mundane aspects of his work.
2012-12-29 02:31:09 AM  
2 votes:
This thread needs....

Money For Nothing
2012-12-29 02:09:34 AM  
2 votes:
I don't mind a cop enjoying his work with a keyboard over, say, a truncheon.

Penis mightier.
2012-12-29 02:09:27 AM  
2 votes:

Maestro's Girl: This part cracked me up..."and then
rushed inside of the Manufactured Home"...
Aren't all homes manufactured? Or do some just magically appear? :)


Most are constructed.
2012-12-28 11:58:51 PM  
2 votes:
"I was really drunk that night, I really was,"

Dunno about you guys but I believe him.
2012-12-29 04:18:22 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: You're a cop, not a writer for Saturday Night Live.


You write, he's better.
2012-12-29 04:13:15 AM  
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Unalaska Police Blotter is better.


Oh gods, you are so right. Now I'm hooked.

13 November, Tuesday
0125 - Suspicious Person/Activity - An amorous bloke who in a misguided attempt to attract a mate placed his genitals on full, flapping display in the roadway instead caught the attention of a passing police officer. The luckless lad was allowed to leave without charges since the intended victim couldn't be offended by what she couldn't see
2012-12-29 02:55:46 AM  
1 votes:

gadian: Heh, glad to see a man taking some joy in the most mundane aspects of his work.


Lord above, if you don't laugh sometimes, you'll end up crying!
2012-12-29 02:50:48 AM  
1 votes:

Chinchillazilla: I laughed out loud at some of it. Well done, sir.


I did as well, nice to see a good sense of humor 'On the Job'.
2012-12-29 02:05:41 AM  
1 votes:

Maestro's Girl: This part cracked me up..."and then
rushed inside of the Manufactured Home"...
Aren't all homes manufactured? Or do some just magically appear? :)


well...prefab or mobile or modular....take your pick.

Prefab homes can be in the million dollar range.
2012-12-28 11:46:00 PM  
1 votes:
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
2012-12-28 11:04:27 PM  
1 votes:
50 Shades of Blue
 
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