dv-ous: fusillade762: "I was really drunk that night, I really was,"Dunno about you guys but I believe him.Yeah. He quit drinking for three whole days after the incident!
Maestro's Girl: This part cracked me up..."and thenrushed inside of the Manufactured Home"...Aren't all homes manufactured? Or do some just magically appear? :)
Fat-D: Maestro's Girl: This part cracked me up..."and thenrushed inside of the Manufactured Home"...Aren't all homes manufactured? Or do some just magically appear? :)well...prefab or mobile or modular....take your pick.Prefab homes can be in the million dollar range.
BarkingUnicorn: 50 Shades of Blue
Chinchillazilla: I laughed out loud at some of it. Well done, sir.
gadian: Heh, glad to see a man taking some joy in the most mundane aspects of his work.
Lenny_da_Hog: Unalaska Police Blotter is better.
skinink: You're a cop, not a writer for Saturday Night Live.
red5ish: Manufactured housing (commonly known as mobile homes in the United States) is a type of prefabricated housing that is largely assembled in factories and then transported to sites of use. The definition of the term in the United States is regulated by federal law (Code of Federal Regulations, 24 CFR 3280): "Manufactured homes are built as dwelling units of at least 320 square feet (30 m2) in size with a permanent chassis to assure the initial and continued transportability of the home." The requirement to have a wheeled chassis permanently attached differentiates "manufactured housing" from other types of prefabricated homes, such as modular homes.
calbert: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
Keys dude: Down here in a recent report, the officer wrote the arrestee is a "sioux chef."
Notabunny: fta "After being repudiated, the puzzled paramedics packed up the paraphernalia ... and proceeded to part ways with the patient."
SirTanon: "The night was moist..."
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