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(ABC Local)   Tell a customer their winning scratch-off ticket is no good and pocket the $50 winnings yourself? That's a jailin'   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 7
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2012-12-29 07:48:28 AM  
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Enemabag Jones: rnatalie,
Class H felony.

How many classes of felonies are there? Maybe the concept of felony needs to be dropped in circumstances of less then so many dollars?


Questioning how felonies are classified is a Class R felony.
2012-12-29 06:03:38 AM  
2 votes:
My daddy's chauffeur informed me that lotteries tickets can be redeemed for cash, therefore this is tantamount to the most heinous of crimes theft of money!!!

Dictated but not read by judge whitey.
2012-12-29 12:57:31 AM  
2 votes:
It's a sad day when something as pure as a state lottery is sullied by this type of behavior.
2012-12-29 07:51:24 AM  
1 votes:
I'm trying to think of how a person could be lazier than telling a clerk "Look at my scratch-off ticket and tell me if I won" and, short of telling the girl behind the counter at McDonald's "I have beshat my sweatpants. Change me, for I am lovin' it" I'm failing.
2012-12-29 07:23:38 AM  
1 votes:
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2012-12-29 06:04:42 AM  
1 votes:

Apos: [wwwcache.wral.com image 213x159]

Three months ago:


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Blargh!!  This is one of those 'down with the clown' things, isn't it??
2012-12-29 03:35:13 AM  
1 votes:
wwwcache.wral.com

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