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(ABC Local)   Tell a customer their winning scratch-off ticket is no good and pocket the $50 winnings yourself? That's a jailin'   ( divider line
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2012-12-29 05:06:00 AM  
2 votes:
Do they not have the lottery terminals that play "We're In The Money" when the clerk scans a winning ticket (and something else for a loser)?
2012-12-29 08:27:21 AM  
1 vote:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm trying to think of how a person could be lazier than telling a clerk "Look at my scratch-off ticket and tell me if I won" and, short of telling the girl behind the counter at McDonald's "I have beshat my sweatpants. Change me, for I am lovin' it" I'm failing.

New keyboard. Now.
2012-12-29 05:17:32 AM  
1 vote:

Two Dogs Farking: A felony charge over $50? Yeah, that'll stand up on appeal.

I'm thinking there might be a charge of fraud involved.  Just a guess.
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