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(The Detroit_News)   Ambulance-chaser laments new Michigan standard for slip-and-fall is now "look out for the ice, stupid" instead of "find a patch of ice, slip, win lottery"   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Michigan  
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2012-12-29 03:07:55 AM  
2 votes:
"Michigan, being above the 42nd parallel of north latitude, is prone to winter,"

Bench gold, right there.
2012-12-29 07:30:28 AM  
1 vote:
Please be a Bernstein, please be a Bernstein....YES!
2012-12-29 03:20:16 AM  
1 vote:

illannoyin: Ladies and gentlemen take my advice.

Pull down your pants and slide on the ice my face!

/easily amused
2012-12-29 02:58:51 AM  
1 vote:

jeffrey626: Just remember... CALL SAM!!!

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