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(Topeka Capital-Journal)   Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to masturbate for money from strangers you meet on Craigslist   (cjonline.com) divider line 158
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2012-12-29 12:17:16 PM  
So paying for a doctor to use a state licensed turkey baster rather than self-administering using the Target branded baster makes all the difference in the world and renders the contracts meaningless. Right.

It's class warfare, man!
 
2012-12-29 12:19:44 PM  
this study says that lesbians are 167% more likely to divorce than other marriages.
therefore, lesbians create broken homes --> broken homes create bad children ---> lesbians create bad children
 
2012-12-29 12:26:53 PM  
Whatever happened to spentmiles?
 
2012-12-29 05:46:26 PM  
GF named my left testicle thundercles:
"this study says that lesbians are 167% more likely to divorce than other marriages.
therefore, lesbians create broken homes --> broken homes create bad children ---> lesbians create bad children"

And your point is what? Lesbians should not be allowed to have children?
 
2012-12-29 06:31:47 PM  
If he didn't squirt the sperm into the Lesbian, he should be off the hook.
 
2012-12-29 10:05:58 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: this study says that lesbians are 167% more likely to divorce than other marriages.
therefore, lesbians create broken homes --> broken homes create bad children ---> lesbians create bad children


--> GFnmltt is an anti-gay bigot.
 
2012-12-29 11:12:05 PM  

Richard_Gozinia: If he didn't squirt the sperm into the Lesbian, he should be off the hook.


Common sense would say you're correct.
Unfortunately, we're dealing with CS Enforcement and the family court system. Common sense and a sense of fairness are forbidden. I think it's in Section 1.1 of the manual.
 
2012-12-30 07:02:33 AM  

Animatronik: fredbox: Yep, he's hosed. Gentlemen, please remember, vasectomies are cheap and convenient, relative to the alternative.

How about not masturbating for lesbians? That's even more convenient.


Only if there's pepper spray involved.
 
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