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(Topeka Capital-Journal)   Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to masturbate for money from strangers you meet on Craigslist   (cjonline.com) divider line 158
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2012-12-28 07:46:18 PM  
Speak for yourself, subby. When I masturbate for strange lesbians EVERYBODY wins.
 
2012-12-28 07:51:00 PM  
Especially in Kansas, apparently.
 
2012-12-28 08:06:13 PM  
I seem to remember a TFer who posted a thread saying he was doing this for a lesbian couple. Hmm.
 
2012-12-28 08:35:30 PM  
So sometimes it pays?
 
2012-12-28 08:37:24 PM  
And the article is from CJ Online.  How fitting.
 
2012-12-28 08:42:52 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
Sometimes it does...
 
2012-12-28 08:53:55 PM  
Schroller said that after consulting with his wife, Marotta decided to donate free of charge rather than taking the $50.


Amature move.
 
2012-12-28 08:54:39 PM  
Amuture....
 
2012-12-28 08:54:52 PM  

Dallymo: And the article is from CJ Online.  How fitting.


Dammit! Too slow ...
 
2012-12-28 10:25:01 PM  
Never trust teh gheys.
 
2012-12-28 10:25:53 PM  

JerkyMeat: Schroller said that after consulting with his wife, Marotta decided to donate free of charge rather than taking the $50.


Amature move.


This may actually be his biggest problem. Not accepting any money makes it a whole different transaction, and could possibly invalidate the contract. That's what the lesbians are betting on, anyway.

Based on the contract terms quoted in the article, I can't imagine a court giving them the win, but stranger things have happened.
 
2012-12-28 10:28:10 PM  
Could have been worse. They could have been trick rolled...

Link
 
2012-12-28 10:29:23 PM  

JerkyMeat: Amuture....


Did I miss this one? Is it like "vodak" and "moran" and everything else the cool kids spell their own way?
 
2012-12-28 10:29:38 PM  

JerkyMeat: Amuture....


GAH.. Spelling misteaks are SO ANNOYING. Amatuer!
 
2012-12-28 10:30:10 PM  

xant: JerkyMeat: Schroller said that after consulting with his wife, Marotta decided to donate free of charge rather than taking the $50.


Amature move.

This may actually be his biggest problem. Not accepting any money makes it a whole different transaction, and could possibly invalidate the contract. That's what the lesbians are betting on, anyway.

Based on the contract terms quoted in the article, I can't imagine a court giving them the win, but stranger things have happened.


Doesn't exactly seem like the lesbians are the ones pushing the suit.
 
2012-12-28 10:30:24 PM  
Well damn. There go my career aspirations.
 
2012-12-28 10:30:51 PM  
if it is his sperm, he is technically the father but also shouldn't be on the baby's birth certificate as father.

Donor. sounds like these lesbians had a plan. he shouldn't be responsible for a dime.

these lesbians need 20K a month, to keep up with the lifestyle the 3 year old is used to.
 
2012-12-28 10:31:08 PM  

xant: JerkyMeat: Schroller said that after consulting with his wife, Marotta decided to donate free of charge rather than taking the $50.


Amature move.

This may actually be his biggest problem. Not accepting any money makes it a whole different transaction, and could possibly invalidate the contract. That's what the lesbians are betting on, anyway.

Based on the contract terms quoted in the article, I can't imagine a court giving them the win, but stranger things have happened.


Actually, he was probably screwed either way. Family courts can and do set aside private contracts if they deem it in the best interest of the child.
 
2012-12-28 10:31:19 PM  
Which one of you farks outted ME!

For shame
You'll get yours one thread ,You'll see
 
2012-12-28 10:32:15 PM  
What's in our wallet?
Couch cushions?
Keyboard?
Turkey baster?
 
2012-12-28 10:32:29 PM  

xant: JerkyMeat: Schroller said that after consulting with his wife, Marotta decided to donate free of charge rather than taking the $50.


Amature move.

This may actually be his biggest problem. Not accepting any money makes it a whole different transaction, and could possibly invalidate the contract. That's what the lesbians are betting on, anyway.

Based on the contract terms quoted in the article, I can't imagine a court giving them the win, but stranger things have happened.


It doesn't sound like the lesbians are actually seeking support, the state is, because one of the lesbians went on public assistance for a spell, and the state doesn't give a shiat, they'll stick anybody they can with the bill, whether it's right or not.
 
2012-12-28 10:32:53 PM  
So... the insemination wasn't performed by a licensed physician... Turkey baster or old fashioned way?
 
2012-12-28 10:33:39 PM  
Yep, he's hosed. Gentlemen, please remember, vasectomies are cheap and convenient, relative to the alternative.
 
2012-12-28 10:34:37 PM  
Even lesbians need a man.
 
2012-12-28 10:35:16 PM  
Hmmm this sounds like the sort of case that would cause men to avoid being a sperm donor.
 
2012-12-28 10:35:47 PM  
It's never been about the money for me.
 
2012-12-28 10:37:17 PM  
I don't think the lesbian couple planned this ahead of time, but I'm wondering what happened to their relationship? Given that much of the cost to the state seems to be medical care for the child, there is more of a story here.

In general, birth certificates need a space for the biological parents (perhaps anonymized) and the legal parents (and perhaps the gestational parent). This problem is only going to get worse, for several different reasons.
 
2012-12-28 10:37:19 PM  

make me some tea: I seem to remember a TFer who posted a thread saying he was doing this for a lesbian couple. Hmm.


I've posted in a thread that I have, but I have not posted a thread about it.
 
2012-12-28 10:38:20 PM  
Why would the mother tell the state who the father is? Just say it was a one night stand, what are they going to do?
 
2012-12-28 10:38:44 PM  
He should make it interesting and sue for custody.
 
2012-12-28 10:39:12 PM  

iron_city_ap: So... the insemination wasn't performed by a licensed physician... Turkey baster or old fashioned way?


First thing I thought of when I read that part was "holy hell, they used a turkey baster".
 
2012-12-28 10:40:50 PM  
A decent lawyer will be expensive, but should be able to quash this suit lickety-split.
 
2012-12-28 10:40:53 PM  
No price could ever be set for my sock.
 
2012-12-28 10:41:25 PM  
SIgh. I can't give it way on Seventh Avenue.
 
2012-12-28 10:42:23 PM  
FTFA: "Marotta and the women, Topekans Angela Bauer and Jennifer Schreiner, signed an agreement holding him harmless for support of the child, a daughter Schreiner bore after being artificially inseminated."

Why does this have to go to court? You already agreed in WRITING that he was not to be held liable. You have no case. You lose. Good day, sir.
 
2012-12-28 10:43:18 PM  
Lesbians being double-crossing biatches?

www.funnydictionary.com
 
2012-12-28 10:43:48 PM  
Oh jeeez.
 
2012-12-28 10:45:23 PM  
If you stand perfectly still, lesbians can't see you cumming.
 
2012-12-28 10:45:58 PM  

DeathCipris: FTFA: "Marotta and the women, Topekans Angela Bauer and Jennifer Schreiner, signed an agreement holding him harmless for support of the child, a daughter Schreiner bore after being artificially inseminated."

Why does this have to go to court? You already agreed in WRITING that he was not to be held liable. You have no case. You lose. Good day, sir.


You obviously have no idea the lengths the state will go to find a penis-bearer to screw child support payments upon.

/not afflicted myself, but have heard the plights of many
//not the first time an "anonymous" sperm donor has been found liable for fatherhood
 
Oak
2012-12-28 10:50:08 PM  

John Redcorn: Never trust teh gheys government.


FTFY
 
2012-12-28 10:50:30 PM  
" WE are going to have a perfect baby who will have TWO mommies and we don't need any MAN except for the sperm which we can just PURCHASE and, uh, you know, all the money we'll need to raise it. From him. Cause, um, it's his sperm." I don't if anybody that childish, self-involved or borderline sociopathic should be in charge of a child.
 
2012-12-28 10:51:15 PM  
Always use a 3rd party and always use a physician as the 3rd party
 
2012-12-28 10:51:56 PM  
Here's another good reason why gay marriage should be legal.  Assuming that the couple has split, then the state could seek its pound of flesh from the mother's wife instead of the innocent dude who stupidly, naively thought he was doing a good deed by spanking it into a cup.

There are enough of these stories going around that men should just automatically assume that they will be held responsible for any child that they have any part in creating, at some point in the future.  The state doesn't care about the circumstances, it only cares about paying as little as possible for the welfare of children.
 
2012-12-28 10:51:58 PM  

Sgeo: Doesn't exactly seem like the lesbians are the ones pushing the suit.


They are not. The state will seek to get your money whether it was requested by anyone or not.

/knows from experience
 
2012-12-28 10:52:51 PM  

Vitamin Pb: SIgh. I can't give it way on Seventh Avenue.


But Madison?
 
2012-12-28 10:53:38 PM  
And yeah, they signed off on support and all, but are they fighting this?
 
2012-12-28 10:54:36 PM  

bunner: I don't if anybody that childish, self-involved or borderline sociopathic should be in charge of a child.

I now tons of lesbinems that did just that.
/By tons, I mean three.
//but put them all on a bridge and you have a code violation.
///Live in VT. Drive a Subaru. High resale value to a greater demographic.
 
2012-12-28 10:55:03 PM  

MrHappyRotter: If you stand perfectly still, lesbians can't see you cumming.


This is actually not true. Fortunately, I was operating under an alias.

\Long story
 
2012-12-28 10:55:19 PM  

Gergesa: Hmmm this sounds like the sort of case that would cause men to avoid being a sperm donor.


It's ok
 
2012-12-28 10:55:58 PM  
Let a bull do it?
 
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