cretinbob: "I woke up" suspiciously absent
Frozboz: DeathRaySanta: Fark this lame-ass list.I'm 54. I don't recognize or give two shiats about two-thirds of these entries.The rest don't really move me after realizing there's a whole generation that has never lived in a pre-MTV world.Thanks for making me feel better!
Diogenes: cretinbob: "I woke up" suspiciously absent"I woke up twice in the middle of the night to pee" is more like it for me.
Relatively Obscure: Blink 182 lady? I'd still hit it.
JohnCarter: My kids have no farking idea what these things are[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x188][www.payphone.com image 300x300][www.photo-dictionary.com image 224x300][www.swapmeetdave.com image 350x243][mlk-kpp01.stanford.edu image 213x136]
PepperFreak: Dear youth of the world,enjoy it while you can. Eat good food, drink good beer, screw like bunnies.One day, you will have aches and pains, your hearing won't be as good, you'll have a mortgage and taxes and some snot nosed punk submitting articles about the good old days when that ridiculously underpowered xbox 360 thing that grampa goes on about was released.Have fun while you can. You will one day grow old and die and then poof. Your time in the universe is over.Shine on, kids.
What_Would_Jimi_Do: duffblue: Turning 24 in a couple of weeks, scary to think middle school kids have no idea why we're in the middle east. I remember watching the towers for down from the GWB.it goes back a little further than 24 years ago. anywho
Paleorific: AlwaysRightBoy: All I needed was my birthday two weeks ago./51Dang youngin's born in the 60's they don't know squat...
vudukungfu: As a 56 year old cross between Brad Pitt and Leo DeCaprio, I don't feel old.When my 48 year old rock star neighbor and pal tries to hit on a 23 year old waitress and she rebuffs him, I don't feel old. When I go back for lunch the next day and she remembers me as the guy with no cell phone glued to his ear in a self important posture and didn't stare at her tits, and comes on to me, and I miss the pass, I feel old.They were real, and they were fantastic.Going in for lunch tomorrow, alone.Fer chrissakes, she's 23, but adorable and has no idea how much I'm worth, so she's got that going for her.
Earpj: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I only needed one/my last birthdayYup. I just turned..(gulp)..42.Ugh. I need a nap.
zerkalo: The new Wendy's girl makes me feel old and new[www.thesaltywet.com image 640x960]
W.C.fields forever: Love those old stubs.It is art.
Earguy: I wasn't the best at keeping my stubs
had98c: I'd like to thank everyone in here that doesn't know who Blink 182 is for making me feel young. It's appreciated.
Earpj: Yup. I just turned..(gulp)..42.
Diogenes: 43 two Wednesdays ago. And get off my lawn.
bingethinker: 35. Most of that list is things I was too old to notice at the time.
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