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(Buzzfeed)   Thirty-four things that happened in 2012 that will make you feel old   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 242
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2012-12-28 10:10:37 PM  
To old
 
2012-12-28 10:11:10 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: All I needed was my birthday two weeks ago.
/51


I'm turning 51 today. Right now. As we speak!
 
2012-12-28 10:11:22 PM  

Earguy: I saw U2 open for the J Geils band...31 years ago.


Thats awesome..A pic of that stub would be...Awesome.
 
2012-12-28 10:11:59 PM  
I was old when that Blink 182 album was released and I wouldn't know a Blink 182 song if I heard it.
 
2012-12-28 10:12:01 PM  

Indubitably: To old


too old's usually in the Fark Party Forum.
Don't go in there.
/You've been warned.
 
2012-12-28 10:12:30 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: i don't know blink 182, i might if i heard a song. i was 22 when boy meets world was new.


Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows
 
2012-12-28 10:12:47 PM  
Weird. Eminem's daughter is kind of cute.

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-28 10:13:11 PM  

acad1228: AlwaysRightBoy: All I needed was my birthday two weeks ago.
/51

I'm turning 51 today. Right now. As we speak!


Happy Birthday, sir.

Do something graciously awesome in the next year, okay?

Thank you.
 
2012-12-28 10:13:27 PM  
I'd like to thank everyone in here that doesn't know who Blink 182 is for making me feel young. It's appreciated.
 
2012-12-28 10:14:25 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Earguy: I saw U2 open for the J Geils band...31 years ago.

Thats awesome..A pic of that stub would be...Awesome.


I'd really have to dig.  I wasn't the best at keeping my stubs.  Not sure if U2 even appears on the ticket.
 
2012-12-28 10:14:35 PM  

had98c: I'd like to thank everyone in here that doesn't know who Blink 182 is for making me feel young. It's appreciated.


I saw them on the back of a matchbox.
Missing.
 
2012-12-28 10:15:47 PM  

Earguy: I wasn't the best at keeping my stubs


Crap. I've got stubs from Elton John when he was "experimenting" with women.
 
2012-12-28 10:15:56 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I only needed one

/my last birthday


Ugh.. 36 tomorrow for me.
 
2012-12-28 10:16:23 PM  
Brad Pitt won't be 50 till next year.
 
2012-12-28 10:17:20 PM  
I remember using my neighbors' G1 My Little Ponies as makeshift morning stars.
 
2012-12-28 10:17:31 PM  

Indubitably: acad1228: AlwaysRightBoy: All I needed was my birthday two weeks ago.
/51

I'm turning 51 today. Right now. As we speak!

Happy Birthday, sir.

Do something graciously awesome in the next year, okay?

Thank you.


And so I shall, sir. I hereby pledge to youse all; I shall sluff off more than half of my current body weight. Wish me luck and good beefsteak.
 
2012-12-28 10:17:35 PM  
Turned the big 5-oh this year.  That's all I needed to feel old in 2012
 
2012-12-28 10:18:19 PM  
kind of???
 
2012-12-28 10:18:35 PM  
I turned 40. Yay.
 
2012-12-28 10:18:49 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Diogenes: bingethinker: 35. Most of that list is things I was too old to notice at the time.

I'm with you, brother.

i don't know blink 182, i might if i heard a song. i was 22 when boy meets world was new. not that i am extremely old. 17 when nintendo 8bit was out.


I saw Blink 182 in concert about 2 years ago. It was a high school graduation present for my daughter. So yes, I am in fact old.
 
2012-12-28 10:19:18 PM  

hawcian: Someone told me Jurassic Park turns 20 next year.


I've made my peace with that already.
 
2012-12-28 10:19:21 PM  
"The Super Nintendo has now been released closer to when we landed on the moon than today"

That...that can't be right...

/checks math and cries into pillow
 
2012-12-28 10:20:16 PM  

vudukungfu: Earguy: I wasn't the best at keeping my stubs

Crap. I've got stubs from Elton John when he was "experimenting" with women.


I saw the tour in Tampa, but all the tickets back then looked like this.

i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-12-28 10:20:23 PM  
To Birthday Today:

Happy Birthday, and Peace.
 
2012-12-28 10:20:57 PM  
At 43 I somehow expected to be the oldest person at our last PDX Fark party. I turned out to be the 2nd or 3rd youngest. Farkers be old.
 
2012-12-28 10:21:51 PM  

vudukungfu: As a 56 year old cross between Brad Pitt and Leo DeCaprio, I don't feel old.
When my 48 year old rock star neighbor and pal tries to hit on a 23 year old waitress and she rebuffs him, I don't feel old. When I go back for lunch the next day and she remembers me as the guy with no cell phone glued to his ear in a self important posture and didn't stare at her tits, and comes on to me, and I miss the pass, I feel old.

They were real, and they were fantastic.

Going in for lunch tomorrow, alone.
Fer chrissakes, she's 23, but adorable and has no idea how much I'm worth, so she's got that going for her.


Sickest brag ever.

/good on you. I would too.
 
2012-12-28 10:23:03 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I remember watching Full House when it first started.  I can't believe I'm old enough now to have watched a TV show during it's first season......25 years ago.
/30//not old enough for a lawn yet, I don't think///would love to do the high school years over again

I feel the same way about the Brady Bunch

 
2012-12-28 10:24:53 PM  
So how much is Buzzfeed paying Drew?
 
2012-12-28 10:24:59 PM  
I bought that blink 182 cd just for the song No one likes you when you're 23. I was 23 at the time and it was my theme song that year. It helped to prepare for fark.

Also, the born in 2000 kids about to be teens, I have one of those.
 
2012-12-28 10:26:22 PM  
Been on Fark for 11 years. Now THAT makes me feel old.
 
2012-12-28 10:26:34 PM  

Earguy: vudukungfu: Earguy: I wasn't the best at keeping my stubs

Crap. I've got stubs from Elton John when he was "experimenting" with women.

I saw the tour in Tampa, but all the tickets back then looked like this.

[i.ebayimg.com image 548x171]


Love those old stubs.It is art..
 
2012-12-28 10:26:50 PM  

fusillade762: At 43 I somehow expected to be the oldest person at our last PDX Fark party. I turned out to be the 2nd or 3rd youngest. Farkers be old.


That's why we're all so smrt. Suck it, you kids.
 
2012-12-28 10:29:04 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Love those old stubs.It is art.


Framed on acid free backing.
/did all the acid back in the 70s-80s.
 
2012-12-28 10:29:24 PM  

shoegaze99: Weird. Eminem's daughter is kind of cute.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x625]


My crazy-eyes senses are tingling.
 
2012-12-28 10:30:52 PM  

Earguy: I saw U2 open for the J Geils band...31 years ago.


I saw AC/DC (with Bonn Scott) open for Cheap Trick 35 years ago.

I felt bad for Cheap Trick...
 
2012-12-28 10:31:08 PM  
None of that is making me feel old but Stephanie is making me feel stiff.
 
2012-12-28 10:32:01 PM  

Diogenes: cretinbob: "I woke up" suspiciously absent

"I woke up twice in the middle of the night to pee" is more like it for me.


Only twice? Lucky bastard....
 
2012-12-28 10:32:48 PM  
The S Club reunion made me feel older, but not old. Hahaha, only 3 of them came back. The rest of the group probably had better things to do or never contributed much to begin with.
 
2012-12-28 10:32:52 PM  

Earguy:

[i.ebayimg.com image 548x171]


i have seen Obstructed View several times. They are amazing. No two shows are ever the same.

51. Thus far, the 50s are harmless. Doing firewood delivery in the morning...me and another 50+ dad are going to play out 18 year old sons in basketball in the afternoon. Just wish the pants didn't keep shrinking.
 
2012-12-28 10:33:20 PM  
The new Wendy's girl makes me feel old and new

www.thesaltywet.com
 
2012-12-28 10:33:32 PM  

vudukungfu: W.C.fields forever: Love those old stubs.It is art.

Framed on acid free backing.
/did all the acid back in the 70s-80s.


I helped a little...Did some mescaline(friends would give me free mescaline,cuz they said I was a panic)
Now just a couple of hits of weed....OOOhh!!!! A butterfly..
 
2012-12-28 10:38:32 PM  

Earguy: vudukungfu: Earguy: I wasn't the best at keeping my stubs

Crap. I've got stubs from Elton John when he was "experimenting" with women.

I saw the tour in Tampa, but all the tickets back then looked like this.

[i.ebayimg.com image 548x171]


$11.50 for a ticket? Fark me! I paid almost $75 to go to a show back in October.
 
2012-12-28 10:39:08 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: All I needed was my birthday two weeks ago.
/51


Going on 55. Fark yunz.
 
2012-12-28 10:40:12 PM  
Did anyone else catch the Boy Meets World photoshop fail?
 
2012-12-28 10:41:10 PM  

zerkalo: The new Wendy's girl makes me feel old and new

[www.thesaltywet.com image 640x960]


Mozzarella-laaaa-la la la-laaaa

/annoying commercial is annoying
//Fist of an angry god
 
2012-12-28 10:41:23 PM  
Turning 24 in a couple of weeks, scary to think middle school kids have no idea why we're in the middle east. I remember watching the towers for down from the GWB.
 
2012-12-28 10:41:47 PM  
This list appears to be directed at people born I'm guessing at least a decade after me, and none of it makes me feel old. I get to be the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything next year. I think that's totally cool.
 
2012-12-28 10:41:59 PM  
Go down* sorry
 
2012-12-28 10:43:57 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Blink 182 lady?  I'd still hit it.


The first rule about "Sticking Your Dick in Crazy" is, "You Do NOT Stick Your Dick in Crazy."
 
2012-12-28 10:44:33 PM  

fusillade762: At 43 I somehow expected to be the oldest person at our last PDX Fark party. I turned out to be the 2nd or 3rd youngest. Farkers be old.


Or young people have better things to do than go to Fark parties.
 
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