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(Duluth News Tribune)   Why did the chicken cross the room? To alert its sleeping owners that their house was on fire   ( divider line
    More: Hero, cross, chickens, smoke alarms, Wisconsin  
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2012-12-28 05:30:33 PM  
3 votes:
Why does this chicken now have a wooden leg?

Because a chicken that heroic you just don't eat all at once...
2012-12-28 08:00:47 PM  
2 votes:
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?"
"To get to the same side"
2012-12-28 07:05:29 PM  
2 votes:
I honestly can not understand why an animal would make noise when its life is in danger. I just don't get it. This must be the smartest chicken in the world.
2012-12-28 05:27:49 PM  
2 votes:
The other good news that no fowl play is suspected....
2012-12-28 09:22:31 PM  
1 vote:

Lava_Backflips: "I don't want to be a pie!" /obscure?

"I don't like gravy."

/"Ooohh, me life flashed before me eyes!... it was really boring."
//I less than three Chicken Run
2012-12-28 07:08:55 PM  
1 vote:

Alias Henry Cabot Henhouse III?
2012-12-28 06:55:55 PM  
1 vote:
Hero chicken? Oxymoron much?
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