vodka: I honestly can not understand why an animal would make noise when its life is in danger. I just don't get it. This must be the smartest chicken in the world.
Gyrfalcon: [evostudies.org image 167x204]Alias Henry Cabot Henhouse III?
JonnyBGoode: The chicken did not make it out alive. He will be fondly remembered at the dinner to be held in his honor.
Lava_Backflips: "I don't want to be a pie!" /obscure?
uncleacid: Makes me hungry for some hot wings.
Nuff Said McFarky: Lava_Backflips: "I don't want to be a pie!" /obscure?[fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 197x283]"I don't like gravy."/"Ooohh, me life flashed before me eyes!... it was really boring."//I less than three Chicken Run
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