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(Duluth News Tribune)   Why did the chicken cross the room? To alert its sleeping owners that their house was on fire   (duluthnewstribune.com) divider line 27
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2012-12-28 05:27:49 PM  
The other good news that no fowl play is suspected....
 
2012-12-28 05:30:33 PM  
Why does this chicken now have a wooden leg?

Because a chicken that heroic you just don't eat all at once...
 
2012-12-28 06:55:55 PM  
Hero chicken? Oxymoron much?
 
2012-12-28 06:58:19 PM  
Makes me hungry for some hot wings.
 
2012-12-28 06:58:36 PM  
Really no choice there. Either the chicken protects it's owner or else it'll wind up in KFC heaven.
 
2012-12-28 06:59:29 PM  
You don't have to remember to check the battery in a chicken.
 
2012-12-28 07:02:33 PM  
The chicken was wearing a sign stating, "Eat mor cow"
 
2012-12-28 07:05:29 PM  
I honestly can not understand why an animal would make noise when its life is in danger. I just don't get it. This must be the smartest chicken in the world.
 
2012-12-28 07:08:55 PM  
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Alias Henry Cabot Henhouse III?
 
2012-12-28 07:09:15 PM  
Way to go, Little Jerry!
 
2012-12-28 07:16:56 PM  
Beaky!~
 
2012-12-28 07:17:51 PM  

vodka: I honestly can not understand why an animal would make noise when its life is in danger. I just don't get it. This must be the smartest chicken in the world.


Must have set off its fryer alarm.
 
2012-12-28 07:22:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: [evostudies.org image 167x204]

Alias Henry Cabot Henhouse III?


He knew the job was dangerous when he took it.
 
2012-12-28 07:22:41 PM  
"I don't want to be a pie!" /obscure?
 
2012-12-28 07:23:08 PM  
"What's that, Beaky? I should update the batteries in my non-existent smoke detectors?"

"*B-kok.*"
 
2012-12-28 07:33:26 PM  
The chicken did not make it out alive. He will be fondly remembered at the dinner to be held in his honor.
 
2012-12-28 07:37:07 PM  

JonnyBGoode: The chicken did not make it out alive. He will be fondly remembered at the dinner to be held in his honor.


I felt guilty while rofling.
 
2012-12-28 07:39:49 PM  
I was thinking "maybe the chicken was ordering the owners to roll over gradually for more even cooking"
 
2012-12-28 08:00:47 PM  
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?"
"To get to the same side"
 
2012-12-28 08:15:21 PM  
"Mutated foot" and doesn't lay eggs?

Maybe it started the fire after seeing some monks...
 
2012-12-28 08:54:34 PM  

Lava_Backflips: "I don't want to be a pie!" /obscure?


Seinfeld is not obscure.
 
2012-12-28 09:22:31 PM  

Lava_Backflips: "I don't want to be a pie!" /obscure?


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"I don't like gravy."

/"Ooohh, me life flashed before me eyes!... it was really boring."
//I less than three Chicken Run
 
2012-12-28 09:59:37 PM  

uncleacid: Makes me hungry for some hot wings.


Agreed.
 
2012-12-28 11:02:46 PM  
The couple escaped, and firefighters found the chicken in its cage...

So they almost had a grilled chicken hero? Harsh.
 
2012-12-29 01:07:29 AM  

Nuff Said McFarky: Lava_Backflips: "I don't want to be a pie!" /obscure?

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"I don't like gravy."

/"Ooohh, me life flashed before me eyes!... it was really boring."
//I less than three Chicken Run


That was a genuinely funny movie.
 
2012-12-29 03:11:46 AM  

Lava_Backflips: "I don't want to be a pie!" /obscure?


"Chickens go in, pies come out."
"Ooh! What kind of pies?"
"Apple."
 
2012-12-29 03:30:23 AM  
When you have a fire, a fireman is only MINUTES away!
Everyone should carry concealed chickens.
 
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