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(Wonkette)   Tired of a being homosexual but "praying the gay away" just didn't quite cut it? Have you tried jacking off horses with other men desperately interested in heterosexuality on an isolated church/ranch in Virginia?   (wonkette.com) divider line 212
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2012-12-29 03:59:39 AM  
I told you Virginia was farked up worse than Florida! Why the fark does that trailer-trash state have its own tag while Virginia, the true armpit of America, languishes without one?!
 
2012-12-29 08:02:10 AM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu,
Does it still work if they fondle gay horses?
73 Horse Lesbians.jpg


Doing a bing image search for 'horse lesbians' was less than subtle.
/How did they get that cat in the shot?
 
2012-12-29 08:59:24 AM  

jimmythrust: Also, in my experience, hair stylists like pain. But maybe those are just the ones I know.

/I attract the freaky ones, for some reason
//and I'm a vanilla cuddler, but what are you gonna do ...

Hair stylists, you say? That's it, I'm growing what I have left out!


Go the opposite route - I've got a shaved head. Hairstylists love it. (I guess cuz they're dealing with hair all day long...)
 
2012-12-29 10:21:27 AM  

casual disregard: I told you Virginia was farked up worse than Florida! Why the fark does that trailer-trash state have its own tag while Virginia, the true armpit of America, languishes without one?!


Except the story is 100% false. The link on the wonkette site to the Cowboy Church of Virginia takes you not to a Cowboy Church of Virginia web page as you might imagine but to some site called gaystarnews.com. On there is the pic below. Yes, Virginia has mountains but they do not look like the ones in the pic. Stock photos are fine but in this context the photo is misleading and completely irrelevant.

www.gaystarnews.com
 
2012-12-29 10:55:52 AM  
Now this page just looks like a creepy brothel advertisement that caters to Furries.

www.ghastlycomic.com
Gay? Straight? It's just a word when the tail's that fine.
 
2012-12-29 11:09:43 AM  
encephlavator:
Except the story is 100% false.

Yeah, sounds 100% false to me.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-29 11:36:59 AM  

FunkOut: That's hilarious. They think being manly men and doing macho things with men out in the manly wilderness and outdoors will stop being them from being gay because gay men apparently are all feminine and girly and not butch enough and of course, there is not a huge group of big butch hairy gay men who love to be manly and macho together.

I hope they get eaten by bears.


I see what you did there...
 
2012-12-29 02:08:07 PM  
"Covenant say....death!"

--Peter Benchley
The Island


"Leviticus 20:15-16 commands, "If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.""
 
2012-12-29 02:11:37 PM  
Hey cowboy, come to Jesus.

www.queerid.com
 
2012-12-29 02:22:23 PM  

tekmo: Hey cowboy, come to Jesus.

[www.queerid.com image 383x400]


Oh, my lord ; )
 
2012-12-29 04:36:48 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: "Covenant say....death!"

--Peter Benchley
The Island


"Leviticus 20:15-16 commands, "If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.""


It's probably a good thing the people in TFA are Christians and not Jews then.
 
2012-12-29 08:34:25 PM  

david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.


You're REALLY threatened by criticism of "pray the gay away" programs, aren't you? Maybe a little TOO much?

Or have I missed your point and are you desperately protecting your right to jack off horses?

/either way, I'm going to move away now
 
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