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2012-12-28 09:29:20 PM

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: bobbette: I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.

Sounds like a Marine boot camp. Another place full of manly men who REALLY AREN'T GAY GODDAMN IT!

Cute, but I'm actually straight.

Well I figured YOU were, the way you keep hitting on me, you horny fool. ;)

Didn't know you were a leatherneck, I love me a jarhead.


Stand down.
 
2012-12-28 09:29:54 PM

Diogenes: AirForceVet: Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.

Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

/NTTATWWT.

As long as it's not dead dogs outside of day care centers, we're golden.


You know, it's downright odd just how frequently dead dogs outside of daycare centers and sex comes up on these boards, why I brought it up just this morning in the thread about having sex in uncomfortable places.
 
2012-12-28 09:30:48 PM

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: bobbette: I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.

Sounds like a Marine boot camp. Another place full of manly men who REALLY AREN'T GAY GODDAMN IT!

Cute, but I'm actually straight.

Well I figured YOU were, the way you keep hitting on me, you horny fool. ;)

Didn't know you were a leatherneck, I love me a jarhead.

Stand down.


I just might want to fark you if you sport a pussy...

*)
 
2012-12-28 09:31:20 PM

jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.


I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.
 
2012-12-28 09:32:18 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: bobbette: I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.

Sounds like a Marine boot camp. Another place full of manly men who REALLY AREN'T GAY GODDAMN IT!

Cute, but I'm actually straight.

Well I figured YOU were, the way you keep hitting on me, you horny fool. ;)

Didn't know you were a leatherneck, I love me a jarhead.

Stand down.

I just might want to fark you if you sport a pussy...

*)


However, I am  not a Marine.
 
2012-12-28 09:32:29 PM
This is relevant to my interests... not being cured of anything mind you; wanking off horses.

/hot
//like a horse load to the face
///sticky sweet beat that meat
 
2012-12-28 09:35:23 PM
While wearing no pants, shorts or leg garments of any sort, I have ridden a horse bareback.

If anything, it makes you gayer.

It also teaches good riding posture ... ain't gonna be no bouncin' around on a horse's back while you're in that state.
 
2012-12-28 09:38:34 PM

pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.


Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.
 
2012-12-28 09:40:51 PM

Dolfin: This is relevant to my interests... not being cured of anything mind you; wanking off horses.

/hot
//like a horse load to the face
///sticky sweet beat that meat


Oh sweet Jesus @_@

I think it's time to stop Farking.
 
2012-12-28 09:41:48 PM

jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.


Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.
 
2012-12-28 09:45:26 PM

pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.


If you're loaded financially, you deserve it to yourself to give me free money now, man.
 
2012-12-28 09:46:38 PM

Indubitably: pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.

If you're loaded financially, you deserve it to yourself to give me free money now, man.


LOLWUT
 
2012-12-28 09:49:14 PM
Here's a couple of stallions I'd love to jack.

i13.photobucket.com

im.videosearch.rediff.com
 
2012-12-28 09:56:08 PM

jtown: That wasn't the horse fetish costume I was looking for but it's a start.


wat
 
2012-12-28 10:00:59 PM
Good bye horses.
 
2012-12-28 10:04:34 PM

pxlboy: Indubitably: pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.

If you're loaded financially, you deserve it to yourself to give me free money now, man.

LOLWUT


That's a typo, it's "No, money down!".

//Lionel Hutz, RIP
 
2012-12-28 10:06:33 PM

mark12A: Hmmm, I drive by that place on my way out to Culpeper to go foxhunting.

Actually, I jacked off my horse many times. It's the only way I could get him to extend his penis so I could clean his sheath, which is one of the ugly things you have to do to keep you horse clean and healthy. If you don't clean it, it gets all crusty and infection prone. Didn't know it was keeping teh gay away. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

/NCSB


I always thought it would have been fun to be in the marketing meeting where they decided on the product name 'Excalibur' for the above mentioned task.

/Foxhunted for years as a kid in NC.
 
2012-12-28 10:17:59 PM
Reminds me of a grade-school joke.

If your Uncle Jack helped you get on a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?
 
2012-12-28 10:18:10 PM

BubbleAndSqueak: mark12A: Hmmm, I drive by that place on my way out to Culpeper to go foxhunting.

Actually, I jacked off my horse many times. It's the only way I could get him to extend his penis so I could clean his sheath, which is one of the ugly things you have to do to keep you horse clean and healthy. If you don't clean it, it gets all crusty and infection prone. Didn't know it was keeping teh gay away. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

/NCSB

I always thought it would have been fun to be in the marketing meeting where they decided on the product name 'Excalibur' for the above mentioned task.

/Foxhunted for years as a kid in NC.


//To Excalibur
 
2012-12-28 10:21:59 PM

pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.


ER Nurses are the way to go. They're adrenalin junkies and *nothing* grosses them out.

Also, in my experience, hair stylists like pain. But maybe those are just the ones I know.

/I attract the freaky ones, for some reason
//and I'm a vanilla cuddler, but what are you gonna do ...
 
2012-12-28 10:42:57 PM

GRCooper: pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.

ER Nurses are the way to go. They're adrenalin junkies and *nothing* grosses them out.

Also, in my experience, hair stylists like pain. But maybe those are just the ones I know.

/I attract the freaky ones, for some reason
//and I'm a vanilla cuddler, but what are you gonna do ...


Hair stylists, you say? That's it, I'm growing what I have left out!

/newsletter, subscription, etc.
 
2012-12-28 10:43:19 PM
Too err is human, to forgive is equine.
 
2012-12-28 10:54:52 PM
10 years ago I thought for sure they would find a 'cure'.

Now, I'm not so sure there will be a cure; but there are surely signs that it will be preventable.
 
2012-12-28 11:03:31 PM
In Brazil they pay girls to do that.
 
2012-12-28 11:03:52 PM

gingerjet: Bell said he uses EAP to identify how a person got 'involved' in homosexuality to begin with. For example, because of rape, abandonment, lacking a male role model, abuse, and having low self-esteem.

I got involved in homosexuality because my generic middle income american upbringing in a stable household with a stay at home mother and father who didn't abandon the family wasn't making it interesting to fark girls.



No, no, no, I keep telling you people, it's the fault of the Gay Banditos!
 
2012-12-28 11:08:03 PM

Natas Nwaps: So that ranch is for gay men only? What ranch do the lesbians go to for their miraculous cure?


media.tumblr.com

It's called "True Directions."
 
2012-12-28 11:12:54 PM
To homosexual?

*)
 
2012-12-28 11:15:45 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: You know, it's downright odd just how frequently dead dogs outside of daycare centers and sex comes up on these boards, why I brought it up just this morning in the thread about having sex in uncomfortable places.


What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

/oblig
 
2012-12-28 11:17:49 PM

snarketyfarker: snarketyfarker: JWideman: So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?

Catherine the Great did not die from sex with a horse. She never had sex with a horse. She had a stroke while going to the bathroom. That's how she was found. TSB.

from Wikipedia: Sometime after 9:00 A.M. that morning, Catherine went to her dressing room and collapsed on the floor. Worried by Catherine's absence, her attendant, Zakhar Zotov, opened the door and peered in. Catherine's body was sprawled on the floor. Her face appeared purplish, her pulse was weak, and her breathing was shallow and laboured.[68] The servants lifted Catherine from the floor and brought her to the bedroom. Some 45 minutes later, the royal court's Scottish physician, Dr. John Rogerson, arrived and determined that Catherine had suffered a stroke.[68][69] Despite all attempts to revive the Empress, she fell into a coma from which she never recovered. Catherine was given the last rites and died the following evening at approximately 9:45 P.M.[69] An autopsy performed on her body the next day confirmed the cause of death as stroke.[70]


There's also more on why people think that, if you're interested.
 
2012-12-28 11:28:26 PM
imgboot.com

Bend over, pilgrim.
 
2012-12-28 11:28:56 PM

Diogenes: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

♪♫♪  Wiiiiild horses...couldn't drag me from gay... ♪♫♪


Well played, good sir, Well played.
 
2012-12-28 11:31:58 PM

Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb


I don't understand why they would extract the horse goo manually and not the same way they get bull goo. With a fake cow or horse to mount and a container inside for his load. Sounds like if somebody is doing it manually, it's because they WANT to do it manually.
 
2012-12-28 11:36:54 PM
This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.
 
2012-12-28 11:41:57 PM

david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.


Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
 
2012-12-28 11:43:49 PM

KidneyStone: Reminds me of the story about a guy that died from having sex with a horse.

He died from internal injuries.

/yes. It's true


Mr. Hands, yes.
 
2012-12-28 11:53:41 PM

omeganuepsilon: Uchiha_Cycliste: You know, it's downright odd just how frequently dead dogs outside of daycare centers and sex comes up on these boards, why I brought it up just this morning in the thread about having sex in uncomfortable places.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

/oblig


Heh.. besides the oblig, exactly, that's exactly what the thread was about. Sex in the back seat of a volkswagon.
 
2012-12-28 11:54:30 PM

snarketyfarker: JWideman: So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?

Catherine the Great did not die from sex with a horse. She never had sex with a horse. She had a stroke while going to the bathroom. That's how she was found. TSB.


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2012-12-29 12:17:09 AM

jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.

.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
i257.photobucket.com

www.jewishproblem.com

www.unique-design.net
 
2012-12-29 12:40:08 AM
Well, that was a spectacularly fetid pile of threadsh*t.
 
2012-12-29 12:46:46 AM
www.picturevip.com
 
2012-12-29 12:48:25 AM
OH, THOSE WHACKY JAPANE...wait... Virginia? ...

Well. Ain't that somethin'.

/just when you thought the world couldn't get any weirder....
 
2012-12-29 12:50:25 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: omeganuepsilon: Uchiha_Cycliste: You know, it's downright odd just how frequently dead dogs outside of daycare centers and sex comes up on these boards, why I brought it up just this morning in the thread about having sex in uncomfortable places.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

/oblig

Heh.. besides the oblig, exactly, that's exactly what the thread was about. Sex in the back seat of a volkswagon.


I figured it was something along those lines, just that it hadn't been here, so I was just doing my duty.

I should go check it out, it's one I missed.(kinda only fark on smoke breaks and stuff slips).
 
2012-12-29 01:24:53 AM

david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[www.jewishproblem.com image 622x653]

[www.unique-design.net image 682x720]


Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim? Consider the source before you ever type over the net again, and please chop off your hands if you're never going to read the comments first.
 
2012-12-29 01:29:37 AM

Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.


That's why you don't put the pussy on a pedestal
 
2012-12-29 01:44:12 AM

jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[www.jewishproblem.com image 622x653]

[www.unique-design.net image 682x720]

Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim?


Pretty much, yeah.
 
2012-12-29 01:49:51 AM

jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

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Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim? Consider the source before you ever type over the net again, and please chop off your hands if you're never going to read the comments first.


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The purpose is still the same, to instill hate and bigotry. Yeah its done under the guise of humor, but the goal is the same.

But hey, its funny, and its of "your own free will", So you're good bro.
 
2012-12-29 01:52:22 AM

FunkOut: That's hilarious. They think being manly men and doing macho things with men out in the manly wilderness and outdoors will stop being them from being gay because gay men apparently are all feminine and girly and not butch enough and of course, there is not a huge group of big butch hairy gay men who love to be manly and macho together.

I hope they get eaten by bears.


Most of these trips are just scams to get paid while you get laid. The clients feel that the have backslided, thus pursue therapy even harder.
 
2012-12-29 01:59:57 AM

david_gaithersburg: The purpose is still the same, to instill hate and bigotry. Yeah its done under the guise of humor, but the goal is the same.


You're singularly awful at this.
 
2012-12-29 02:04:48 AM

david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
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No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[www.jewishproblem.com image 622x653]

[www.unique-design.net image 682x720]

Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim? Consider the source before you ever type over the net again, and please chop off your hands if you're never going to read the comments first.

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The purpose is still the same, to instill hate and bigotry. Yeah its done under the guise of humor, but the goal is the same.

But hey, its funny, and its of "your own free will", So you're good bro.


Hate towards animal-humpers? 10/10!
 
2012-12-29 03:00:01 AM

david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
.
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No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[www.jewishproblem.com image 622x653]

[www.unique-design.net image 682x720]

Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim? Consider the source before you ever type over the net again, and please chop off your hands if you're never going to read the comments first.

.
The purpose is still the same, to instill hate and bigotry. Yeah its done under the guise of humor, but the goal is the same.

But hey, its funny, and its of "your own free will", So you're good bro.


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