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(Wonkette)   Tired of a being homosexual but "praying the gay away" just didn't quite cut it? Have you tried jacking off horses with other men desperately interested in heterosexuality on an isolated church/ranch in Virginia?   (wonkette.com ) divider line
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2012-12-28 04:42:14 PM  
I've never been asked that before.  But you'd be surprised at how often I've wondered if that would be right for me.
 
2012-12-28 04:49:27 PM  
Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.
 
2012-12-28 04:51:09 PM  
I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.
 
2012-12-28 04:53:32 PM  

Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.


♪♫♪  Wiiiiild horses...couldn't drag me from gay... ♪♫♪
 
2012-12-28 04:57:18 PM  

Diogenes: I've never been asked that before.


You need to hang out in more interesting bars.
 
2012-12-28 04:59:24 PM  

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: I've never been asked that before.

You need to hang out in more interesting bars.


Hehe.  I think I have a new pickup line.
 
2012-12-28 05:01:09 PM  
Cause nothin' shuts down teh ghey like some macho sh*t.

1.bp.blogspot.com
Ride motorcycles to boot camp next?
 
2012-12-28 05:04:41 PM  

Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.


Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

/Silly Christian cure-alls
 
2012-12-28 05:07:41 PM  

Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.


Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

/NTTATWWT.
 
2012-12-28 05:08:15 PM  
And they said there's no way anyone could write a sequel to "Brokeback Mountain."
 
2012-12-28 05:10:15 PM  
Just kidding ...

www.everywoodyallenmovie.com
 
2012-12-28 05:10:50 PM  

AirForceVet: Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.

Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

/NTTATWWT.


As long as it's not dead dogs outside of day care centers, we're golden.
 
2012-12-28 05:20:32 PM  
dafuq?
 
2012-12-28 05:20:58 PM  
Yo man, I don't think Ezekiel 23:20 was meant to be a basis for an entire ministry.
 
2012-12-28 05:21:13 PM  
Won't all the contact with horses make the gays even more in favor of equine rights?
 
2012-12-28 05:28:20 PM  

AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.


Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb
 
2012-12-28 05:34:14 PM  

Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses.


Yup. I had to follow the link to see for myself. Nothing there about touching horse penises whatsoever. This "therapy" is retarded enough on its own without having to make shiat up.
 
2012-12-28 05:37:46 PM  
50 Shades of Neigh?
 
2012-12-28 05:52:44 PM  

Diogenes: ♪♫♪ Wiiiiild horses...couldn't drag me from gay... ♪♫♪


hackhix: 50 Shades of Neigh?


This thread has a lot of punny potential...
 
2012-12-28 05:59:27 PM  
Haven't read the article yet, but damn subby. That headline made me laugh SO HARD.
 
2012-12-28 06:39:03 PM  
let me guess: Raymond Bell is half Japanese, half German.

/ shot in the dark
// in the closet dark
 
2012-12-28 06:39:08 PM  
Have you tried jacking off horses

"I'm just here helping my uncle."
 
2012-12-28 06:41:17 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-28 06:42:39 PM  
mcphee.com
 
2012-12-28 06:42:42 PM  
Well, that certainly sounds a lot less weird than being gay, amirite?

Next they'll be showing each other pictures of their buttholes to show how much weight they've lost, working out on the ranch.

Sooo not weird at all.
 
2012-12-28 06:43:03 PM  

A horse is a horse of course of course,
Unless I have teh gay...


4.bp.blogspot.com

 
2012-12-28 06:43:37 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x331]


That's nightMare fuel
 
2012-12-28 06:44:14 PM  
This will end tragically when the horse screams out someone else's name at climax.
 
2012-12-28 06:45:08 PM  
Funny: this thread has it.
 
2012-12-28 06:45:19 PM  
That's hilarious. They think being manly men and doing macho things with men out in the manly wilderness and outdoors will stop being them from being gay because gay men apparently are all feminine and girly and not butch enough and of course, there is not a huge group of big butch hairy gay men who love to be manly and macho together.

I hope they get eaten by bears.
 
2012-12-28 06:46:12 PM  
Christ. If there's ever a moment to question the precise moment life set you on this path.....
 
2012-12-28 06:46:46 PM  

AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.


How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller
 
2012-12-28 06:47:16 PM  
Does it still work if they fondle gay horses?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-28 06:47:35 PM  
Awww yea little horsey....

Link
 
2012-12-28 06:48:06 PM  

FunkOut: I hope they get eaten by bears.


Probably, so do they.

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-12-28 06:48:07 PM  
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
 
2012-12-28 06:49:01 PM  
I was gonna post some MLP picture that was relevant, but none of them are SFW.

:-/
 
2012-12-28 06:50:16 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-28 06:50:48 PM  
www.purplecircle.com
 
2012-12-28 06:50:49 PM  
Reminds me of the story about a guy that died from having sex with a horse.

He died from internal injuries.

/yes. It's true
 
2012-12-28 06:51:09 PM  
If anything, they should know that doing the following careers will NOT get rid of teh gay..

Construction Worker
Policeman
Cowboy
Sailor
Indian Chief
 
2012-12-28 06:52:57 PM  
I tried breeding my horse once.  I took her to dinner, movies, drinks - nothing worked.
 
2012-12-28 06:53:47 PM  
horsegag.avi
 
2012-12-28 06:55:00 PM  
"When you were little, you were interested in "girl things" like...learning."

Ah Wonkette, never lets by an opportunity for some subtle male sexism.
 
2012-12-28 06:55:04 PM  
well... apparently Fark *IS* someone's personal erotica site...
 
2012-12-28 06:56:31 PM  

Closet gay:


media.lehighvalleylive.com

 
2012-12-28 06:56:42 PM  
Yes,
This is exactly how it works dat'ass dat'ass.
 
2012-12-28 06:57:19 PM  
RCW 16.52.205

Read it with someone you love...
 
2012-12-28 06:57:35 PM  
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial inseminationto cure homosexuality.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-28 06:58:25 PM  
Have you tried jacking off horses


....backs quietly away from thread.....
 
2012-12-28 06:59:07 PM  
BS
 
2012-12-28 06:59:59 PM  
Nothing says "desperately interested in heterosexuality" quite like jacking off horses on a ranch in Virginia.  Great call.
 
2012-12-28 07:00:14 PM  
Sounds like typical FarkLibbies trying out for the 'B' act at the Tijuana Titty Bar.

/dnra
 
2012-12-28 07:00:32 PM  

KidneyStone: Reminds me of the story about a guy that died from having sex with a horse.

He died from internal injuries.

/yes. It's true


Link

Ewe read it here first.
 
2012-12-28 07:00:42 PM  
As long as it's voluntary and the agenda and methods are disclosed to participants in advance, I have no problem with this.

The issue with the "pray the gay away" and the camps and so on was never that they were stupid and ineffective, everyone's got hobbies and that describes the majority of them. The issue was that churches were sending minors that can't legally consent to such things, or compelling adults into them. If someone wants to try to brainwash themselves into being more butch on their own time and volition, that's fine.
 
2012-12-28 07:00:58 PM  
Wow, another scam from a religious person. YOU DON'T SAY. It's almost as if that whole religion thing is a bunch of empty nonsense that people can use to exploit others who are too naive with.
 
2012-12-28 07:03:07 PM  

Diogenes: AirForceVet: Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.

Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

/NTTATWWT.

As long as it's not dead dogs outside of day care centers, we're golden.


Are you saying the dead dogs outside the daycare is the magical switch to turn you straight?
 
2012-12-28 07:03:10 PM  

skinink: A horse is a horse of course of course,
Unless I have teh gay...
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]


Say "Equus" in person. Daniel Radcliffe has a hot body, sexy ass,average but nice penis, and a good-sized pair of nuts.
 
2012-12-28 07:04:08 PM  

Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.


I use to do a lot of carpentry work at hunter-jumper stables. I was surprised to find that most of the women at a few of the places I worked were gay. Some were pretty hot.... some weren't so hot.
 
2012-12-28 07:04:52 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: If anything, they should know that doing the following careers will NOT get rid of teh gay..

Construction Worker
Policeman
Cowboy
Sailor
Indian Chief


Fark Mod/min.
 
2012-12-28 07:06:50 PM  

Diogenes: I've never been asked that before.  But you'd be surprised at how often I've wondered if that would be right for me.


You try, I'll watch. We'll see which of us gets cured first.
 
2012-12-28 07:07:45 PM  

Tumunga: Sounds like typical FarkLibbies trying out for the 'B' act at the Tijuana Titty Bar.

/dnra


Even in Tijuana; there would be a lady performing the sex act on the horse, not a dude.

/ not that I would know
 
2012-12-28 07:08:38 PM  
adventurebarbie.net
 
2012-12-28 07:08:38 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

I wish I knew how to quit you.


/ whar is pudding?? whar?
 
2012-12-28 07:09:13 PM  
Somewhere in horse heaven Mr.Ed and Trigger are smiling.Either that or pissed off they aren't getting jerked off right now.
 
2012-12-28 07:12:03 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: FunkOut: I hope they get eaten by bears.

Probably, so do they.

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 540x398]


Dad?
 
2012-12-28 07:12:58 PM  
Wilbur?
 
2012-12-28 07:15:50 PM  

fusillade762: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses.

Yup. I had to follow the link to see for myself. Nothing there about touching horse penises whatsoever. This "therapy" is retarded enough on its own without having to make shiat up.


It's a joke, son! I say, a joke! Unbunch your panties and laugh a little.
 
2012-12-28 07:16:47 PM  
Are we certain that Poe's Law is not in effect here?
 
2012-12-28 07:18:24 PM  
"---They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said: 'neigh! neigh! neigh!'"

Aisle seat please.
 
2012-12-28 07:20:38 PM  
Bell said he uses EAP to identify how a person got 'involved' in homosexuality to begin with. For example, because of rape, abandonment, lacking a male role model, abuse, and having low self-esteem.

I got involved in homosexuality because my generic middle income american upbringing in a stable household with a stay at home mother and father who didn't abandon the family wasn't making it interesting to fark girls.

/my self-esteem did take a hit being a ginger - but once I learned lots of hots guys have ginger fetishs - I got over that quickly
 
2012-12-28 07:21:52 PM  
Whoa there, you mincing Mister. Hands-on therapy is just what you need!

/ this is totally not creepy and wrong. Neigh, not a bit.
 
2012-12-28 07:23:03 PM  
If anything, horses spread gayness, not stop it. The cowboys in Brokeback Mountain didn't get it on until they started riding horses. Coincidence? I think not!

And look at Mitt Romney's sons: they all have a severe case of "gayface". I blame this on Ann Romney being near those fancy horses while she was pregnant.
 
2012-12-28 07:23:26 PM  

Diogenes: gilgigamesh: Diogenes: I've never been asked that before.

You need to hang out in more interesting bars.

Hehe.  I think I have a new pickup line.


I have found "can I push your stool in for you?" to be quite effective.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: And they said there's no way anyone could write a sequel to "Brokeback Mountain."


It's been done...

www.threesources.com

Also...

i.imgur.com

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-28 07:23:48 PM  

gingerjet: Bell said he uses EAP to identify how a person got 'involved' in homosexuality to begin with. For example, because of rape, abandonment, lacking a male role model, abuse, and having low self-esteem.

I got involved in homosexuality because my generic middle income american upbringing in a stable household with a stay at home mother and father who didn't abandon the family wasn't making it interesting to fark girls.

/my self-esteem did take a hit being a ginger - but once I learned lots of hots guys have ginger fetishs - I got over that quickly


I know. It's as if gay people only come from"sad" situations to these people. If that were really the case, then why did all those good christian homes get infected with the gay in the first place?
 
2012-12-28 07:24:18 PM  
Nope.
 
2012-12-28 07:24:31 PM  
The question is who gets to wear the bit and stirrups?
 
2012-12-28 07:25:44 PM  

jimmythrust: KidneyStone: Reminds me of the story about a guy that died from having sex with a horse.

He died from internal injuries.

/yes. It's true

Link

Ewe read it here first.


There was even a documentary about it called "Zoo". It's free to watch on some documentary sites, but it's not as scandalous as you might think. It's more like a long, boring re-creation of events that doesn't really explain why Mr. Hands liked getting rides from horses.
 
2012-12-28 07:25:57 PM  

gingerjet: Bell said he uses EAP to identify how a person got 'involved' in homosexuality to begin with. For example, because of rape, abandonment, lacking a male role model, abuse, and having low self-esteem.

I got involved in homosexuality because my generic middle income american upbringing in a stable household with a stay at home mother and father who didn't abandon the family wasn't making it interesting to fark girls.

/my self-esteem did take a hit being a ginger - but once I learned lots of hots guys have ginger fetishs - I got over that quickly


what happened to bravian?
 
2012-12-28 07:27:12 PM  
That's a shiat-ton of ads, Wonkette.

/"what ads?"
//fark you
 
2012-12-28 07:30:29 PM  

Diogenes: AirForceVet: Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.

Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

/NTTATWWT.

As long as it's not dead dogs outside of day care centers, we're golden.


You say that like it's a BAD thing!!!!
 
2012-12-28 07:32:12 PM  
So that ranch is for gay men only? What ranch do the lesbians go to for their miraculous cure?
 
2012-12-28 07:35:49 PM  

Natas Nwaps: So that ranch is for gay men only? What ranch do the lesbians go to for their miraculous cure?


The Rubber Rose Ranch, of course.
 
2012-12-28 07:36:41 PM  

Natas Nwaps: So that ranch is for gay men only? What ranch do the lesbians go to for their miraculous cure?


Link
 
2012-12-28 07:38:00 PM  
Determined to have this whipped, I harnessed my emotions, reined in my objections, and gave it a try. I saddled myself with the tough task of riding this out and attempted to tame my desires. I'm not here to fole myself into thinking I can spur feelings that just aren't there. But when those thoughts arise, I just shoe them away and manetain control. I can do this... I can do this... I can do this... I'm sorry. I really am. But I have stared and stared at these horses for hours, but I can't imagine how doing anything with them will ever make me less gay.

content6.flixster.comcdn02.cdn.justjared.com
 
2012-12-28 07:39:21 PM  
Please stop trying to turn gay men straight. Many of them are gorgeous, and I have a hard enough time getting women as it is ...
 
2012-12-28 07:40:37 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: what happened to bravian?


I consolidated my online presences.  Bravian got cut.

/had that handle since I was 14
 
2012-12-28 07:41:39 PM  
I like horse-women.
 
2012-12-28 07:41:53 PM  

Paris1127: Won't all the contact with horses make the gays even more in favor of equine rights?


don't forget lefts too... can't just stroke in one direction.
 
2012-12-28 07:42:17 PM  

Indubitably: I like horse-women.


Centaurs, actually.
 
2012-12-28 07:42:57 PM  
I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.
 
2012-12-28 07:43:03 PM  

alcoda: I know. It's as if gay people only come from"sad" situations to these people. If that were really the case, then why did all those good christian homes get infected with the gay in the first place?


The only gay people these people are familiar with are those that do come from damaged upbringings and go to the wrong people to try to seek 'help'.  Its not the gay part that needs to be addressed - its dealing with the prior abusive experiences working toward living a stable life.
 
2012-12-28 07:43:35 PM  

Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb


But subby wasn't the one that came up with the horse jerking angle. So AirForceVet is correct.
 
2012-12-28 07:44:44 PM  

orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller


that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?
 
2012-12-28 07:47:39 PM  

gingerjet: alcoda: I know. It's as if gay people only come from"sad" situations to these people. If that were really the case, then why did all those good christian homes get infected with the gay in the first place?

The only gay people these people are familiar with are those that do come from damaged upbringings and go to the wrong people to try to seek 'help'.  Its not the gay part that needs to be addressed - its dealing with the prior abusive experiences working toward living a stable life.


Oh I agree. Sometimes it's hard to pinpoint their genesis of the level of fear, ignorance and homophobia. Logic be damned.
 
2012-12-28 07:48:35 PM  
And, I saw that... "stable" life. Punny.
 
2012-12-28 07:48:55 PM  
So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?
 
2012-12-28 07:55:49 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: And they said there's no way anyone could write a sequel to "Brokeback Mountain."


Cowboy up!
 
2012-12-28 07:56:00 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
Hot like it's linked
 
2012-12-28 07:56:01 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?


Trick Q. Those little sluts are always begging for it
 
2012-12-28 07:56:44 PM  
Hmmm, I drive by that place on my way out to Culpeper to go foxhunting.

Actually, I jacked off my horse many times. It's the only way I could get him to extend his penis so I could clean his sheath, which is one of the ugly things you have to do to keep you horse clean and healthy. If you don't clean it, it gets all crusty and infection prone. Didn't know it was keeping teh gay away. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

/NCSB
 
2012-12-28 07:56:50 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: I like horse-women.

Centaurs, actually.


What about horse-like women?

/ I hear that they are all the rage in North Korea
 
2012-12-28 07:59:03 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?


Well, one big hint is when the ram tries to mount one of the other sheep.

/ that should clear it up for you
 
2012-12-28 08:03:01 PM  

iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?

Well, one big hint is when the ram tries to mount one of the other sheep.

/ that should clear it up for you


I'm so very sorry... when did your humor meter break?  Should I send another?
 
2012-12-28 08:03:31 PM  
i35.tinypic.com

Are they gone yet?
 
2012-12-28 08:03:44 PM  

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: I've never been asked that before.

You need to hang out in more interesting bars.


You also need to cut down trees, skip and jump, and learn to like to pressing wildflowers, if you want to be okay.
 
2012-12-28 08:04:12 PM  

iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: I like horse-women.

Centaurs, actually.

What about horse-like women?

/ I hear that they are all the rage in North Korea


//Cute. Your DPRK jokes were unfunny when you were a Republican operative destroying my career, and they are most unfunny now that you an establishment. Good luck, jackhat. Karma is biatch. *)
 
2012-12-28 08:07:04 PM  
speaking of jacking off horses (and bulls), does anyone know if you can make good money doing that kind of work? A friend of mine wants to know.
 
2012-12-28 08:07:36 PM  

FunkOut: That's hilarious. They think being manly men and doing macho things with men out in the manly wilderness and outdoors will stop being them from being gay because gay men apparently are all feminine and girly and not butch enough and of course, there is not a huge group of big butch hairy gay men who love to be manly and macho together.


1.bp.blogspot.com

A huge group of big butch hairy gay men who love to be manly and macho together?  This is madness!
 
2012-12-28 08:09:58 PM  
FTA: "But Bell says the horses in his church, a cowboy ranch in the south, are part of teaching men to stop being gay and encourage them to be more masculine."

HOW THE FARK, do they convince themselves that it's more masculine to JACK OFF A HORSE'S COCK?

Seriously..
Preachers: "We don't rape little boys!" -> *rapes little boys*
Westboro BC: "We follow the BIBLE and the teachings of JESUS" -> *hates on EVERYONE who is not a member of the WBC*
Religious-Right: "Gay marriage will lead to ANIMAL MARRIAGE!" -> *Claim to cure homosexuality by giving a horse a hand-job*

Why do people SERIOUSLY donate money to these people anymore!?
 
2012-12-28 08:11:49 PM  
After reading about this program on some less biased sources, it apperas there is is no jacking off or findling of the horses.
 
2012-12-28 08:12:56 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?


It's a good sign she's ready for foreplay when she pulls the wool over your eyes.
And yes,I have a good deal of Scotch in my blood.
 
2012-12-28 08:14:22 PM  

JWideman: So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?


Catherine the Great did not die from sex with a horse. She never had sex with a horse. She had a stroke while going to the bathroom. That's how she was found. TSB.
 
2012-12-28 08:15:59 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?

Well, one big hint is when the ram tries to mount one of the other sheep.

/ that should clear it up for you

I'm so very sorry... when did your humor meter break?  Should I send another?


Perhaps, I should be sending you the humor meter.
 
2012-12-28 08:16:39 PM  

snarketyfarker: JWideman: So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?

Catherine the Great did not die from sex with a horse. She never had sex with a horse. She had a stroke while going to the bathroom. That's how she was found. TSB.


from Wikipedia: Sometime after 9:00 A.M. that morning, Catherine went to her dressing room and collapsed on the floor. Worried by Catherine's absence, her attendant, Zakhar Zotov, opened the door and peered in. Catherine's body was sprawled on the floor. Her face appeared purplish, her pulse was weak, and her breathing was shallow and laboured.[68] The servants lifted Catherine from the floor and brought her to the bedroom. Some 45 minutes later, the royal court's Scottish physician, Dr. John Rogerson, arrived and determined that Catherine had suffered a stroke.[68][69] Despite all attempts to revive the Empress, she fell into a coma from which she never recovered. Catherine was given the last rites and died the following evening at approximately 9:45 P.M.[69] An autopsy performed on her body the next day confirmed the cause of death as stroke.[70]
 
2012-12-28 08:18:44 PM  
content8.flixster.com

Ben Dover approves.
 
2012-12-28 08:19:49 PM  

Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: I like horse-women.

Centaurs, actually.

What about horse-like women?

/ I hear that they are all the rage in North Korea

//Cute. Your DPRK jokes were unfunny when you were a Republican operative destroying my career, and they are most unfunny now that you an establishment. Good luck, jackhat. Karma is biatch. *)


I'm sorry; I couldn't resist. You set yourself up perfectly.
 
2012-12-28 08:21:10 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?

It's a good sign she's ready for foreplay when she pulls the wool over your eyes.
And yes,I have a good deal of Scotch in my blood.


ach is féidir leat imirt na píopaí?
 
2012-12-28 08:22:15 PM  

downstairs: Diogenes: ♪♫♪ Wiiiiild horses...couldn't drag me from gay... ♪♫♪

hackhix: 50 Shades of Neigh?

This thread has a lot of punny potential...


i.imgur.com

50 Grades of Hay?
 
2012-12-28 08:22:31 PM  

iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?

Well, one big hint is when the ram tries to mount one of the other sheep.

/ that should clear it up for you

I'm so very sorry... when did your humor meter break?  Should I send another?

Perhaps, I should be sending you the humor meter.


if that was an attempt at humor, then it's so dry, Salt Flats look like Atlantis does now...
 
2012-12-28 08:22:51 PM  
i28.photobucket.com
(thanks, George Takei!)

But seriously...Gay Conversion Therapy is completely farked up whether it involves horsies or not. People should not have to listen to some self-righteous d-bag telling them there's something wrong with they way they are, in order to satisfy that d-bag's prejudices and irrational fears.
 
2012-12-28 08:26:14 PM  

snarketyfarker: JWideman: So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?

Catherine the Great did not die from sex with a horse. She never had sex with a horse. She had a stroke while going to the bathroom. That's how she was found. TSB.


You sure you're not thinking of Elvis?
 
2012-12-28 08:29:34 PM  

Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.


It could go both ways. Any other penis could, from there on out, just seem inadequate and not worth the effort, or induce penis trauma, mental and/or physical, so that you avoid it at all costs because even the little ones look like that.

Can you imagine accidentally catching a load in the face? IIRC, in a donkey vid I once saw, there was a LOT of ....load. Talk about trauma...

Hm, Dick trauma isn't something I'm normally comfortable talking about, like not finding AFV's videos of baseball to the crotch comfortable....(ouch).
 
2012-12-28 08:30:43 PM  

iheartscotch: Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: I like horse-women.

Centaurs, actually.

What about horse-like women?

/ I hear that they are all the rage in North Korea

//Cute. Your DPRK jokes were unfunny when you were a Republican operative destroying my career, and they are most unfunny now that you an establishment. Good luck, jackhat. Karma is biatch. *)

I'm sorry; I couldn't resist. You set yourself up perfectly.


Indubitably.
 
2012-12-28 08:36:39 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?

Well, one big hint is when the ram tries to mount one of the other sheep.

/ that should clear it up for you

I'm so very sorry... when did your humor meter break?  Should I send another?

Perhaps, I should be sending you the humor meter.

if that was an attempt at humor, then it's so dry, Salt Flats look like Atlantis does now...


nonexistent?

/ I've been told that I have a very dry sence of humor
 
2012-12-28 08:40:02 PM  

Twilight Farkle: downstairs: Diogenes: ♪♫♪ Wiiiiild horses...couldn't drag me from gay... ♪♫♪

hackhix: 50 Shades of Neigh?

This thread has a lot of punny potential...

[i.imgur.com image 700x738]

50 Grades of Hay?


I suppose it was too much to expect this to be a pony-free thread.
 
2012-12-28 08:41:30 PM  

iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?

Well, one big hint is when the ram tries to mount one of the other sheep.

/ that should clear it up for you

I'm so very sorry... when did your humor meter break?  Should I send another?

Perhaps, I should be sending you the humor meter.

if that was an attempt at humor, then it's so dry, Salt Flats look like Atlantis does now...

nonexistent?

/ I've been told that I have a very dry sence of humor


it's all that scotch...  try a little mead to lighten it up a bit... remember... balance.
 
2012-12-28 08:42:32 PM  

Diogenes: AirForceVet: Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.

Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

/NTTATWWT.

As long as it's not dead dogs outside of day care centers, we're golden.


That was the very first story I ever read on Fark.....how sick is it that that I have been a darker ever since??
 
2012-12-28 08:50:05 PM  
Kenneth Pinyan approves...
 
2012-12-28 08:50:11 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: sweet-daddy-2: HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?

It's a good sign she's ready for foreplay when she pulls the wool over your eyes.
And yes,I have a good deal of Scotch in my blood.

ach is féidir leat imirt na píopaí?


Glenfiddich.
 
2012-12-28 08:53:21 PM  

Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb


lol, so much room for interpretation here.
 
2012-12-28 08:54:37 PM  

gingerjet: alcoda: I know. It's as if gay people only come from"sad" situations to these people. If that were really the case, then why did all those good christian homes get infected with the gay in the first place?

The only gay people these people are familiar with are those that do come from damaged upbringings and go to the wrong people to try to seek 'help'.  Its not the gay part that needs to be addressed - its dealing with the prior abusive experiences working toward living a stable life.


What you did there... I saw it.
 
2012-12-28 08:55:01 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: skinink: A horse is a horse of course of course,
Unless I have teh gay...
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

Say "Equus" in person. Daniel Radcliffe has a hot body, sexy ass,average but nice penis, and a good-sized pair of nuts.


Now I am going to see Harry Potter naked every time I watch the movies. Damn you. 😱
 
2012-12-28 08:59:54 PM  
My neighbor used to be a thoroughbred horse cock washer.  Apparently, horses are whores, and when it comes to breeding them, the cock washer is called and equine venereal disease is less a threat.
 
2012-12-28 09:01:33 PM  
I'm a bit surprised to be the first one in with this:
img5.visualizeus.com
 
2012-12-28 09:01:33 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Kenneth Pinyan approves...

To threaten


Mr. President?

Please tell these farkers to stand down.
 
2012-12-28 09:03:15 PM  

Guuberre: I'm a bit surprised to be the first one in with this:
[img5.visualizeus.com image 215x184]

To simulpost

P.S. Do you see the muscles?

 
2012-12-28 09:10:27 PM  
i1164.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-28 09:11:02 PM  

bobbette: I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.


Sounds like a Marine boot camp. Another place full of manly men who REALLY AREN'T GAY GODDAMN IT!
 
2012-12-28 09:15:35 PM  

Gyrfalcon: bobbette: I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.

Sounds like a Marine boot camp. Another place full of manly men who REALLY AREN'T GAY GODDAMN IT!


Cute, but I'm actually straight.
 
2012-12-28 09:16:33 PM  
I dont clai, to know the best cure for teh ghey,bit i,m pretty sure stroking giant horse cawk aint it
 
2012-12-28 09:20:22 PM  

ElBarto79: "When you were little, you were interested in "girl things" like...learning."

Ah Wonkette, never lets by an opportunity for some subtle male sexism.


You may be right, but to play Devil's Advocate, it's possible Wonkette was characterizing the people behind this anti-gay therapy.  Generally speaking, homophobes both hate it when men or boys do "girl things" AND characterize things such as education and reading as "girl things."
 
2012-12-28 09:20:47 PM  
i1125.photobucket.com

/I felt that this was appropriate.
//Yes, I'm off my meds.
///I know that the voices in my head aren't real, but they say the coolest things.
 
2012-12-28 09:21:59 PM  

Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb


WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading
 
2012-12-28 09:23:20 PM  
www.wipwapweb.com

That wasn't the horse fetish costume I was looking for but it's a start.
 
2012-12-28 09:23:22 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading


While we're posting weird sh*t...

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-28 09:25:43 PM  

jtown: [www.wipwapweb.com image 395x600]

That wasn't the horse fetish costume I was looking for but it's a start.


Avant Garde Gangnum
 
2012-12-28 09:25:47 PM  

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: bobbette: I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.

Sounds like a Marine boot camp. Another place full of manly men who REALLY AREN'T GAY GODDAMN IT!

Cute, but I'm actually straight.


Well I figured YOU were, the way you keep hitting on me, you horny fool. ;)

Didn't know you were a leatherneck, I love me a jarhead.
 
2012-12-28 09:25:50 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading


The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.
 
2012-12-28 09:26:00 PM  
previews.agefotostock.com

♫ I'm gonna' wash that gay right outta' my hair ♫
 
2012-12-28 09:29:20 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: bobbette: I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.

Sounds like a Marine boot camp. Another place full of manly men who REALLY AREN'T GAY GODDAMN IT!

Cute, but I'm actually straight.

Well I figured YOU were, the way you keep hitting on me, you horny fool. ;)

Didn't know you were a leatherneck, I love me a jarhead.


Stand down.
 
2012-12-28 09:29:54 PM  

Diogenes: AirForceVet: Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.

Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

/NTTATWWT.

As long as it's not dead dogs outside of day care centers, we're golden.


You know, it's downright odd just how frequently dead dogs outside of daycare centers and sex comes up on these boards, why I brought it up just this morning in the thread about having sex in uncomfortable places.
 
2012-12-28 09:30:48 PM  

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: bobbette: I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.

Sounds like a Marine boot camp. Another place full of manly men who REALLY AREN'T GAY GODDAMN IT!

Cute, but I'm actually straight.

Well I figured YOU were, the way you keep hitting on me, you horny fool. ;)

Didn't know you were a leatherneck, I love me a jarhead.

Stand down.


I just might want to fark you if you sport a pussy...

*)
 
2012-12-28 09:31:20 PM  

jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.


I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.
 
2012-12-28 09:32:18 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: bobbette: I tell you what, does this ever sound heterosexual: a single-sex camp-style environment with repression, displays of manliness, and cowboy denim and leather during the day, then showering and sleeping in barracks at night. No girls allowed... just lots of manly men who definitely aren't desperate for cock.

Now fellas, on your knees... that's where Jesus likes you.

Sounds like a Marine boot camp. Another place full of manly men who REALLY AREN'T GAY GODDAMN IT!

Cute, but I'm actually straight.

Well I figured YOU were, the way you keep hitting on me, you horny fool. ;)

Didn't know you were a leatherneck, I love me a jarhead.

Stand down.

I just might want to fark you if you sport a pussy...

*)


However, I am  not a Marine.
 
2012-12-28 09:32:29 PM  
This is relevant to my interests... not being cured of anything mind you; wanking off horses.

/hot
//like a horse load to the face
///sticky sweet beat that meat
 
2012-12-28 09:35:23 PM  
While wearing no pants, shorts or leg garments of any sort, I have ridden a horse bareback.

If anything, it makes you gayer.

It also teaches good riding posture ... ain't gonna be no bouncin' around on a horse's back while you're in that state.
 
2012-12-28 09:38:34 PM  

pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.


Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.
 
2012-12-28 09:40:51 PM  

Dolfin: This is relevant to my interests... not being cured of anything mind you; wanking off horses.

/hot
//like a horse load to the face
///sticky sweet beat that meat


Oh sweet Jesus @_@

I think it's time to stop Farking.
 
2012-12-28 09:41:48 PM  

jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.


Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.
 
2012-12-28 09:45:26 PM  

pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.


If you're loaded financially, you deserve it to yourself to give me free money now, man.
 
2012-12-28 09:46:38 PM  

Indubitably: pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.

If you're loaded financially, you deserve it to yourself to give me free money now, man.


LOLWUT
 
2012-12-28 09:49:14 PM  
Here's a couple of stallions I'd love to jack.

i13.photobucket.com

im.videosearch.rediff.com
 
2012-12-28 09:56:08 PM  

jtown: That wasn't the horse fetish costume I was looking for but it's a start.


wat
 
2012-12-28 10:00:59 PM  
Good bye horses.
 
2012-12-28 10:04:34 PM  

pxlboy: Indubitably: pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.

If you're loaded financially, you deserve it to yourself to give me free money now, man.

LOLWUT


That's a typo, it's "No, money down!".

//Lionel Hutz, RIP
 
2012-12-28 10:06:33 PM  

mark12A: Hmmm, I drive by that place on my way out to Culpeper to go foxhunting.

Actually, I jacked off my horse many times. It's the only way I could get him to extend his penis so I could clean his sheath, which is one of the ugly things you have to do to keep you horse clean and healthy. If you don't clean it, it gets all crusty and infection prone. Didn't know it was keeping teh gay away. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

/NCSB


I always thought it would have been fun to be in the marketing meeting where they decided on the product name 'Excalibur' for the above mentioned task.

/Foxhunted for years as a kid in NC.
 
2012-12-28 10:17:59 PM  
Reminds me of a grade-school joke.

If your Uncle Jack helped you get on a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?
 
2012-12-28 10:18:10 PM  

BubbleAndSqueak: mark12A: Hmmm, I drive by that place on my way out to Culpeper to go foxhunting.

Actually, I jacked off my horse many times. It's the only way I could get him to extend his penis so I could clean his sheath, which is one of the ugly things you have to do to keep you horse clean and healthy. If you don't clean it, it gets all crusty and infection prone. Didn't know it was keeping teh gay away. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

/NCSB

I always thought it would have been fun to be in the marketing meeting where they decided on the product name 'Excalibur' for the above mentioned task.

/Foxhunted for years as a kid in NC.


//To Excalibur
 
2012-12-28 10:21:59 PM  

pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.


ER Nurses are the way to go. They're adrenalin junkies and *nothing* grosses them out.

Also, in my experience, hair stylists like pain. But maybe those are just the ones I know.

/I attract the freaky ones, for some reason
//and I'm a vanilla cuddler, but what are you gonna do ...
 
2012-12-28 10:42:57 PM  

GRCooper: pxlboy: jimmythrust: pxlboy: jimmythrust: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb

WHAT the HORSEfark am i reading

The issue is the gf's vocation. You get the best handies from nurses and teachers! Want a rimming on the first date? Try a waitress. I thought this was common knowledge.

I can't attest to those, but I know that preacher's daughters and really religious girls love it dirty in the bedroom.

Well, I'll be darned--always steered clear of the religious ones for many legitimate reasons. I may have to rethink this policy.

Although I'm too old for it now (and wish I had known when I wasn't), I hear that Catholic girls are super slutty.

ER Nurses are the way to go. They're adrenalin junkies and *nothing* grosses them out.

Also, in my experience, hair stylists like pain. But maybe those are just the ones I know.

/I attract the freaky ones, for some reason
//and I'm a vanilla cuddler, but what are you gonna do ...


Hair stylists, you say? That's it, I'm growing what I have left out!

/newsletter, subscription, etc.
 
2012-12-28 10:43:19 PM  
Too err is human, to forgive is equine.
 
2012-12-28 10:54:52 PM  
10 years ago I thought for sure they would find a 'cure'.

Now, I'm not so sure there will be a cure; but there are surely signs that it will be preventable.
 
2012-12-28 11:03:31 PM  
In Brazil they pay girls to do that.
 
2012-12-28 11:03:52 PM  

gingerjet: Bell said he uses EAP to identify how a person got 'involved' in homosexuality to begin with. For example, because of rape, abandonment, lacking a male role model, abuse, and having low self-esteem.

I got involved in homosexuality because my generic middle income american upbringing in a stable household with a stay at home mother and father who didn't abandon the family wasn't making it interesting to fark girls.



No, no, no, I keep telling you people, it's the fault of the Gay Banditos!
 
2012-12-28 11:08:03 PM  

Natas Nwaps: So that ranch is for gay men only? What ranch do the lesbians go to for their miraculous cure?


media.tumblr.com

It's called "True Directions."
 
2012-12-28 11:12:54 PM  
To homosexual?

*)
 
2012-12-28 11:15:45 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: You know, it's downright odd just how frequently dead dogs outside of daycare centers and sex comes up on these boards, why I brought it up just this morning in the thread about having sex in uncomfortable places.


What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

/oblig
 
2012-12-28 11:17:49 PM  

snarketyfarker: snarketyfarker: JWideman: So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?

Catherine the Great did not die from sex with a horse. She never had sex with a horse. She had a stroke while going to the bathroom. That's how she was found. TSB.

from Wikipedia: Sometime after 9:00 A.M. that morning, Catherine went to her dressing room and collapsed on the floor. Worried by Catherine's absence, her attendant, Zakhar Zotov, opened the door and peered in. Catherine's body was sprawled on the floor. Her face appeared purplish, her pulse was weak, and her breathing was shallow and laboured.[68] The servants lifted Catherine from the floor and brought her to the bedroom. Some 45 minutes later, the royal court's Scottish physician, Dr. John Rogerson, arrived and determined that Catherine had suffered a stroke.[68][69] Despite all attempts to revive the Empress, she fell into a coma from which she never recovered. Catherine was given the last rites and died the following evening at approximately 9:45 P.M.[69] An autopsy performed on her body the next day confirmed the cause of death as stroke.[70]


There's also more on why people think that, if you're interested.
 
2012-12-28 11:28:26 PM  
imgboot.com

Bend over, pilgrim.
 
2012-12-28 11:28:56 PM  

Diogenes: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

♪♫♪  Wiiiiild horses...couldn't drag me from gay... ♪♫♪


Well played, good sir, Well played.
 
2012-12-28 11:31:58 PM  

Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb


I don't understand why they would extract the horse goo manually and not the same way they get bull goo. With a fake cow or horse to mount and a container inside for his load. Sounds like if somebody is doing it manually, it's because they WANT to do it manually.
 
2012-12-28 11:36:54 PM  
This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.
 
2012-12-28 11:41:57 PM  

david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.


Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
 
2012-12-28 11:43:49 PM  

KidneyStone: Reminds me of the story about a guy that died from having sex with a horse.

He died from internal injuries.

/yes. It's true


Mr. Hands, yes.
 
2012-12-28 11:53:41 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Uchiha_Cycliste: You know, it's downright odd just how frequently dead dogs outside of daycare centers and sex comes up on these boards, why I brought it up just this morning in the thread about having sex in uncomfortable places.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

/oblig


Heh.. besides the oblig, exactly, that's exactly what the thread was about. Sex in the back seat of a volkswagon.
 
2012-12-28 11:54:30 PM  

snarketyfarker: JWideman: So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?

Catherine the Great did not die from sex with a horse. She never had sex with a horse. She had a stroke while going to the bathroom. That's how she was found. TSB.


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2012-12-29 12:17:09 AM  

jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.

.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
i257.photobucket.com

www.jewishproblem.com

www.unique-design.net
 
2012-12-29 12:40:08 AM  
Well, that was a spectacularly fetid pile of threadsh*t.
 
2012-12-29 12:46:46 AM  
www.picturevip.com
 
2012-12-29 12:48:25 AM  
OH, THOSE WHACKY JAPANE...wait... Virginia? ...

Well. Ain't that somethin'.

/just when you thought the world couldn't get any weirder....
 
2012-12-29 12:50:25 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: omeganuepsilon: Uchiha_Cycliste: You know, it's downright odd just how frequently dead dogs outside of daycare centers and sex comes up on these boards, why I brought it up just this morning in the thread about having sex in uncomfortable places.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

/oblig

Heh.. besides the oblig, exactly, that's exactly what the thread was about. Sex in the back seat of a volkswagon.


I figured it was something along those lines, just that it hadn't been here, so I was just doing my duty.

I should go check it out, it's one I missed.(kinda only fark on smoke breaks and stuff slips).
 
2012-12-29 01:24:53 AM  

david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[www.jewishproblem.com image 622x653]

[www.unique-design.net image 682x720]


Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim? Consider the source before you ever type over the net again, and please chop off your hands if you're never going to read the comments first.
 
2012-12-29 01:29:37 AM  

Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.


That's why you don't put the pussy on a pedestal
 
2012-12-29 01:44:12 AM  

jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[www.jewishproblem.com image 622x653]

[www.unique-design.net image 682x720]

Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim?


Pretty much, yeah.
 
2012-12-29 01:49:51 AM  

jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[www.jewishproblem.com image 622x653]

[www.unique-design.net image 682x720]

Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim? Consider the source before you ever type over the net again, and please chop off your hands if you're never going to read the comments first.


.
The purpose is still the same, to instill hate and bigotry. Yeah its done under the guise of humor, but the goal is the same.

But hey, its funny, and its of "your own free will", So you're good bro.
 
2012-12-29 01:52:22 AM  

FunkOut: That's hilarious. They think being manly men and doing macho things with men out in the manly wilderness and outdoors will stop being them from being gay because gay men apparently are all feminine and girly and not butch enough and of course, there is not a huge group of big butch hairy gay men who love to be manly and macho together.

I hope they get eaten by bears.


Most of these trips are just scams to get paid while you get laid. The clients feel that the have backslided, thus pursue therapy even harder.
 
2012-12-29 01:59:57 AM  

david_gaithersburg: The purpose is still the same, to instill hate and bigotry. Yeah its done under the guise of humor, but the goal is the same.


You're singularly awful at this.
 
2012-12-29 02:04:48 AM  

david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[www.jewishproblem.com image 622x653]

[www.unique-design.net image 682x720]

Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim? Consider the source before you ever type over the net again, and please chop off your hands if you're never going to read the comments first.

.
The purpose is still the same, to instill hate and bigotry. Yeah its done under the guise of humor, but the goal is the same.

But hey, its funny, and its of "your own free will", So you're good bro.


Hate towards animal-humpers? 10/10!
 
2012-12-29 03:00:01 AM  

david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: jimmythrust: david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.

Are you drunk? Or just an idiot? Please explain.
.
.
No, I have not partaken of the Kool Aide. Nothing in the article appears to be true. It links to an article that does not support anything in the article,. And Googeling the mentioned church provides zero support for anything in the article. The article is the equivalent of when the Nazi's used to run scientific research articles proclaiming that Jews were descended from rats. Both this article and those were hate propaganda articles spreading lies in order to sow hate and bigotry.

This is so over the top that its difficult that anyone believed it, but hey, then again they had people in Germany believing that Jews were descended from rats.
[i257.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[www.jewishproblem.com image 622x653]

[www.unique-design.net image 682x720]

Wonkette is Nazi propaganda? You're Godwinning a thread dedicated to horse-farking puns? Do you do this in Consumerist, Bleacher Report, and Deadspin threads? Are you that dim? Consider the source before you ever type over the net again, and please chop off your hands if you're never going to read the comments first.

.
The purpose is still the same, to instill hate and bigotry. Yeah its done under the guise of humor, but the goal is the same.

But hey, its funny, and its of "your own free will", So you're good bro.


i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-29 03:59:39 AM  
I told you Virginia was farked up worse than Florida! Why the fark does that trailer-trash state have its own tag while Virginia, the true armpit of America, languishes without one?!
 
2012-12-29 08:02:10 AM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu,
Does it still work if they fondle gay horses?
73 Horse Lesbians.jpg


Doing a bing image search for 'horse lesbians' was less than subtle.
/How did they get that cat in the shot?
 
2012-12-29 08:59:24 AM  

jimmythrust: Also, in my experience, hair stylists like pain. But maybe those are just the ones I know.

/I attract the freaky ones, for some reason
//and I'm a vanilla cuddler, but what are you gonna do ...

Hair stylists, you say? That's it, I'm growing what I have left out!


Go the opposite route - I've got a shaved head. Hairstylists love it. (I guess cuz they're dealing with hair all day long...)
 
2012-12-29 10:21:27 AM  

casual disregard: I told you Virginia was farked up worse than Florida! Why the fark does that trailer-trash state have its own tag while Virginia, the true armpit of America, languishes without one?!


Except the story is 100% false. The link on the wonkette site to the Cowboy Church of Virginia takes you not to a Cowboy Church of Virginia web page as you might imagine but to some site called gaystarnews.com. On there is the pic below. Yes, Virginia has mountains but they do not look like the ones in the pic. Stock photos are fine but in this context the photo is misleading and completely irrelevant.

www.gaystarnews.com
 
2012-12-29 10:55:52 AM  
Now this page just looks like a creepy brothel advertisement that caters to Furries.

www.ghastlycomic.com
Gay? Straight? It's just a word when the tail's that fine.

 
2012-12-29 11:09:43 AM  
encephlavator:
Except the story is 100% false.

Yeah, sounds 100% false to me.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-29 11:36:59 AM  

FunkOut: That's hilarious. They think being manly men and doing macho things with men out in the manly wilderness and outdoors will stop being them from being gay because gay men apparently are all feminine and girly and not butch enough and of course, there is not a huge group of big butch hairy gay men who love to be manly and macho together.

I hope they get eaten by bears.


I see what you did there...
 
2012-12-29 02:08:07 PM  
"Covenant say....death!"

--Peter Benchley
The Island


"Leviticus 20:15-16 commands, "If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.""
 
2012-12-29 02:11:37 PM  
Hey cowboy, come to Jesus.

www.queerid.com
 
2012-12-29 02:22:23 PM  

tekmo: Hey cowboy, come to Jesus.

[www.queerid.com image 383x400]


Oh, my lord ; )
 
2012-12-29 04:36:48 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: "Covenant say....death!"

--Peter Benchley
The Island


"Leviticus 20:15-16 commands, "If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.""


It's probably a good thing the people in TFA are Christians and not Jews then.
 
2012-12-29 08:34:25 PM  

david_gaithersburg: This takes Fark bigotry to the Jews are descended from rats Nazi level. Congratulations Drew.


You're REALLY threatened by criticism of "pray the gay away" programs, aren't you? Maybe a little TOO much?

Or have I missed your point and are you desperately protecting your right to jack off horses?

/either way, I'm going to move away now
 
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