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(Wonkette)   Tired of a being homosexual but "praying the gay away" just didn't quite cut it? Have you tried jacking off horses with other men desperately interested in heterosexuality on an isolated church/ranch in Virginia?   (wonkette.com) divider line 212
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2012-12-28 04:42:14 PM
I've never been asked that before.  But you'd be surprised at how often I've wondered if that would be right for me.
 
2012-12-28 04:49:27 PM
Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.
 
2012-12-28 04:51:09 PM
I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.
 
2012-12-28 04:53:32 PM

Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.


♪♫♪  Wiiiiild horses...couldn't drag me from gay... ♪♫♪
 
2012-12-28 04:57:18 PM

Diogenes: I've never been asked that before.


You need to hang out in more interesting bars.
 
2012-12-28 04:59:24 PM

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: I've never been asked that before.

You need to hang out in more interesting bars.


Hehe.  I think I have a new pickup line.
 
2012-12-28 05:01:09 PM
Cause nothin' shuts down teh ghey like some macho sh*t.

1.bp.blogspot.com
Ride motorcycles to boot camp next?
 
2012-12-28 05:04:41 PM

Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.


Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

/Silly Christian cure-alls
 
2012-12-28 05:07:41 PM

Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.


Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

/NTTATWWT.
 
2012-12-28 05:08:15 PM
And they said there's no way anyone could write a sequel to "Brokeback Mountain."
 
2012-12-28 05:10:15 PM
Just kidding ...

www.everywoodyallenmovie.com
 
2012-12-28 05:10:50 PM

AirForceVet: Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.

Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

/NTTATWWT.


As long as it's not dead dogs outside of day care centers, we're golden.
 
2012-12-28 05:20:32 PM
dafuq?
 
2012-12-28 05:20:58 PM
Yo man, I don't think Ezekiel 23:20 was meant to be a basis for an entire ministry.
 
2012-12-28 05:21:13 PM
Won't all the contact with horses make the gays even more in favor of equine rights?
 
2012-12-28 05:28:20 PM

AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.


Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses. Now it should be said that there are animal breeding facilities where people do in fact masturbate horses for semen samples to ship away (there are exceptions in bestiality laws for these businesses). I used to date a woman (also a large animal vet tech) who worked there for a time. I felt a bit inadequate, and frankly her HJ technique was a lot rougher than I would have liked. She was pretty easygoing in general unless someone suggested she was sexually involved with horses....then all bets were off.

/csb
 
2012-12-28 05:34:14 PM

Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses.


Yup. I had to follow the link to see for myself. Nothing there about touching horse penises whatsoever. This "therapy" is retarded enough on its own without having to make shiat up.
 
2012-12-28 05:37:46 PM
50 Shades of Neigh?
 
2012-12-28 05:52:44 PM

Diogenes: ♪♫♪ Wiiiiild horses...couldn't drag me from gay... ♪♫♪


hackhix: 50 Shades of Neigh?


This thread has a lot of punny potential...
 
2012-12-28 05:59:27 PM
Haven't read the article yet, but damn subby. That headline made me laugh SO HARD.
 
2012-12-28 06:39:03 PM
let me guess: Raymond Bell is half Japanese, half German.

/ shot in the dark
// in the closet dark
 
2012-12-28 06:39:08 PM
Have you tried jacking off horses

"I'm just here helping my uncle."
 
2012-12-28 06:41:17 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-28 06:42:39 PM
mcphee.com
 
2012-12-28 06:42:42 PM
Well, that certainly sounds a lot less weird than being gay, amirite?

Next they'll be showing each other pictures of their buttholes to show how much weight they've lost, working out on the ranch.

Sooo not weird at all.
 
2012-12-28 06:43:03 PM

A horse is a horse of course of course,
Unless I have teh gay...


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2012-12-28 06:43:37 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x331]


That's nightMare fuel
 
2012-12-28 06:44:14 PM
This will end tragically when the horse screams out someone else's name at climax.
 
2012-12-28 06:45:08 PM
Funny: this thread has it.
 
2012-12-28 06:45:19 PM
That's hilarious. They think being manly men and doing macho things with men out in the manly wilderness and outdoors will stop being them from being gay because gay men apparently are all feminine and girly and not butch enough and of course, there is not a huge group of big butch hairy gay men who love to be manly and macho together.

I hope they get eaten by bears.
 
2012-12-28 06:46:12 PM
Christ. If there's ever a moment to question the precise moment life set you on this path.....
 
2012-12-28 06:46:46 PM

AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.


How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller
 
2012-12-28 06:47:16 PM
Does it still work if they fondle gay horses?

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2012-12-28 06:47:35 PM
Awww yea little horsey....

Link
 
2012-12-28 06:48:06 PM

FunkOut: I hope they get eaten by bears.


Probably, so do they.

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-12-28 06:48:07 PM
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
 
2012-12-28 06:49:01 PM
I was gonna post some MLP picture that was relevant, but none of them are SFW.

:-/
 
2012-12-28 06:50:16 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-28 06:50:48 PM
www.purplecircle.com
 
2012-12-28 06:50:49 PM
Reminds me of the story about a guy that died from having sex with a horse.

He died from internal injuries.

/yes. It's true
 
2012-12-28 06:51:09 PM
If anything, they should know that doing the following careers will NOT get rid of teh gay..

Construction Worker
Policeman
Cowboy
Sailor
Indian Chief
 
2012-12-28 06:52:57 PM
I tried breeding my horse once.  I took her to dinner, movies, drinks - nothing worked.
 
2012-12-28 06:53:47 PM
horsegag.avi
 
2012-12-28 06:55:00 PM
"When you were little, you were interested in "girl things" like...learning."

Ah Wonkette, never lets by an opportunity for some subtle male sexism.
 
2012-12-28 06:55:04 PM
well... apparently Fark *IS* someone's personal erotica site...
 
2012-12-28 06:56:31 PM

Closet gay:


media.lehighvalleylive.com

 
2012-12-28 06:56:42 PM
Yes,
This is exactly how it works dat'ass dat'ass.
 
2012-12-28 06:57:19 PM
RCW 16.52.205

Read it with someone you love...
 
2012-12-28 06:57:35 PM
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial inseminationto cure homosexuality.

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2012-12-28 06:58:25 PM
Have you tried jacking off horses


....backs quietly away from thread.....
 
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