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(Some Guy)   Sheriff Joe, realizing he's been out of the news cycle for a while, decides to send armed civilians roaming around schools looking for other armed civilians   (kyma.com) divider line 271
    More: Stupid, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County, KTVK-TV  
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2012-12-28 04:52:16 PM
I love this man so much.
 
2012-12-28 04:53:48 PM
The Wild West Revival TM mentality is gathering momentum? Greeeeeeeeat.
 
2012-12-28 04:57:35 PM
These a-holes can't wait for an excuse to go shoot up sum 'illegals'. I hope the feds come in and finally put the banhammer down on these fascists.

And that shiatstain Tom Horne along with 'em.
 
2012-12-28 05:00:16 PM
I wonder how old Joe feels about the NRA's push to allow you to shoot cops.
 
2012-12-28 05:12:18 PM
And the countdown until some poor janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now
 
2012-12-28 05:12:52 PM

Diogenes: I wonder how old Joe feels about the NRA's push to allow you to shoot cops.


I'm sure he's already reconciled that slice of cognitive dissonance. You know, for the children.
 
2012-12-28 05:27:29 PM
How soon do we have a beta for the FPS online version?
 
2012-12-28 05:28:29 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
 
2012-12-28 05:50:43 PM
Apparently the residents of Maricopa County approve of this

/they keep electing him
 
2012-12-28 06:00:20 PM
Who wants armed amateurs, especially Joe's buddies, wandering around their kids' school?
 
2012-12-28 06:41:34 PM

Diogenes: I wonder how old Joe feels about the NRA's push to allow you to shoot cops.


I'm pretty sure Joe WANTS to shoot namby pamby sissy cops who don't even run unlawful prison labor camps.
 
2012-12-28 07:00:16 PM
Attention citizens:  If you're patrolling around a schoolyard with a gun, and you spot someone else with a gun, I recommend opening fire immediately.

/that oughta solve the problem
 
2012-12-28 07:15:51 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Apparently the residents of Maricopa County approve of this

/they keep electing him


No, the blue hairs and mormons do. Goddamnitsomuch ....
Also he got a ton of money from outside sources this past election.
 
2012-12-28 07:28:14 PM
Sheriff Joe: I promise to threaten children.
 
2012-12-28 07:36:30 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Apparently the residents of Maricopa County approve of this
are farking morons.
/they keep electing him


FTFY
 
2012-12-28 08:05:17 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this won't end well.
 
2012-12-28 08:06:37 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the countdown until some poor janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now


If he ain't white.
 
2012-12-28 08:07:50 PM

ongbok: I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this won't end well.


second!
 
2012-12-28 08:08:30 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Who wants armed amateurs, especially Joe's buddies, wandering around their kids' school?


The scared, old, white people who keep voting for him.

Odds that most of the people searched will be brownish of tint?
 
2012-12-28 08:09:36 PM
*sigh*
 
2012-12-28 08:09:42 PM
Innocent children being shot and killed accidentally is the price we have to pay to prevent innocent children from being shot and killed intentionally.
 
2012-12-28 08:10:12 PM
To remove
 
2012-12-28 08:10:36 PM

ongbok: I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this won't end well.


I'm going to go out on limb and say that absolutely nothing happens.
 
2012-12-28 08:11:40 PM
Doing crazy shiat > press release
 
2012-12-28 08:11:46 PM

Godscrack: These a-holes can't wait for an excuse to go shoot up sum 'illegals'. I hope the feds come in and finally put the banhammer down on these fascists.

And that shiatstain Tom Horne along with 'em.


Didn't they hang Tom in Wyoming years ago?
 
2012-12-28 08:12:41 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Apparently the residents of Maricopa County approve of this

/they keep electing him


Partly that; but, the last few serious opponents he's had have suffered some very embarrassing political incedents close to election time.

/ it's all very unfortunate for them
 
2012-12-28 08:12:55 PM
1 Year, 6 months, and 17 days since I've lived in that godforsaken state.
 
2012-12-28 08:13:20 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Who wants armed amateurs, especially Joe's buddies, wandering around their kids' school?


FTFY
 
2012-12-28 08:14:10 PM

vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the countdown until some poor janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now

If he ain't white.


I'm waiting for concealed carry to be legal in some state like Mississippi and when the first mass shooting happens every black kid on campus ends up mistaken for the gunman.

If I were a billionaire any school with concealed or open carry would immediately get scholarships and endowments for students enrolled in the Islamic Student's marksman club. The clubhouse wouldn't have a gun safe so the students would have to be carrying them around campus. Maybe do something similar for African American students at historically white colleges too. I wonder how fast the school would create exception clauses for that.
 
2012-12-28 08:14:59 PM

iheartscotch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Apparently the residents of Maricopa County approve of this

/they keep electing him

Partly that; but, the last few serious opponents he's had have suffered some very embarrassing political incedents close to election time.

/ it's all very unfortunate for them


If stupid George Gascon hadn't left for bigger and better things he could have been the one. Now he's the DA in San Francisco. Oh well.
 
2012-12-28 08:17:20 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the countdown until some poor Hispanic janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now


FTFY
 
2012-12-28 08:17:24 PM
Armed schools prepare children for internment camps.
 
2012-12-28 08:18:16 PM
www.political-humor.org
 
2012-12-28 08:19:22 PM

cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]


Q&D and ugly.
 
2012-12-28 08:19:56 PM
Are we going to have a pool on what the first incident will be?

Accidentally does a Treyvon Martin and kills a kid on entirely racist profiling.
Underage sex with a student or sexually assaulting a student.
Sells drugs or guns to students.
Assaults student or teacher over argument.
etc etc

If there is one, i'll like to put one in for: shoots up school in response to new gun legislations
 
2012-12-28 08:20:56 PM

cantsleep: ongbok: I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this won't end well.

I'm going to go out on limb and say that absolutely nothing happens.


This.

Hate to interrupt the leftist circle jerk going on in this thread, but this is going to amount to a whole lot of nothing. The whole "blood running in the streets" this is beyond worn out. There's not going to be any mistaken identities, accidentally shot cops, students, or teachers. No gunning down of illegals.

And there's a damn good chance there won't be any mass school shootings at any of these places. Mass shooters avoid places where they know they will get stopped before accomplishing their goals. They're crazy, but most aren't stupid.

So despite this being "Sheriff Joe"...there really isn't that much of a story here. Some guys sitting in the school parking lots drinking coffee and....that's it. They happen to have guns on their belts. So what. I would bet most of you Farkers encounter someone with a CCW almost every day without even knowing it. Maybe it's that guy filling his tank up at the gas station in the morning. Maybe it was that mom in front of you in line at Wal-Mart. Maybe someone in that big group at Crapplebees was carrying. People carry guns. Nothing happens. If they're murderers, chances are they didn't go through the background check rigmarole to get a CCW license. But they're not, and nothing happens. They carry guns to go shopping and get gas and eat in resistant and pass you in the parking lot. Nothing happens. Get over it.
 
2012-12-28 08:21:05 PM
WTF is that guy's problem?
 
2012-12-28 08:21:30 PM

cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]


You are not a very smart man, are you?
 
2012-12-28 08:21:37 PM

Indubitably: cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]

Q&D and ugly.


No you are.
 
2012-12-28 08:21:56 PM
It's like a game of assassin, only with real consequences!

us.123rf.com
 
2012-12-28 08:22:17 PM
My prediction: Nothing happens.
 
2012-12-28 08:22:17 PM

moralpanic: cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]

You are not a very smart man, are you?


No you aren't.
 
2012-12-28 08:22:37 PM

bigbadideasinaction: vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the countdown until some poor janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now

If he ain't white.

I'm waiting for concealed carry to be legal in some state like Mississippi and when the first mass shooting happens every black kid on campus ends up mistaken for the gunman.

If I were a billionaire any school with concealed or open carry would immediately get scholarships and endowments for students enrolled in the Islamic Student's marksman club. The clubhouse wouldn't have a gun safe so the students would have to be carrying them around campus. Maybe do something similar for African American students at historically white colleges too. I wonder how fast the school would create exception clauses for that.


While it would be awesome to demonstrate the gun-nut's hypocrisy, this plan also carries an extremely high risk of some poor kid getting shot.
 
2012-12-28 08:23:40 PM
I had seriously considered AZ as a possible retirement spot, believe it of not, after a wonderful business trip to Phoenix four years ago. I'm strongly reconsidering that now.
 
2012-12-28 08:24:00 PM

cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]


Logic would also say that if guns made schools safe, the assault weapons ban expiring should have stopped all the school shootings.
 
2012-12-28 08:24:07 PM

cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]


Logic dictates, that if more guns made people safer, the United States would have the lowest violent crime rates in the world.
 
2012-12-28 08:24:27 PM

cabbyman: Indubitably: cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]

Q&D and ugly.

No you are.


I know, man.

In fact, I know better that any one of you how bad/ugly I actually am...
 
2012-12-28 08:25:30 PM

Wolf_Blitzer: bigbadideasinaction: vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the countdown until some poor janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now

If he ain't white.

I'm waiting for concealed carry to be legal in some state like Mississippi and when the first mass shooting happens every black kid on campus ends up mistaken for the gunman.

If I were a billionaire any school with concealed or open carry would immediately get scholarships and endowments for students enrolled in the Islamic Student's marksman club. The clubhouse wouldn't have a gun safe so the students would have to be carrying them around campus. Maybe do something similar for African American students at historically white colleges too. I wonder how fast the school would create exception clauses for that.

While it would be awesome to demonstrate the gun-nut's hypocrisy, this plan also carries an extremely high risk of some poor kid getting shot.


Acceptable risk for the lulz that would be had.
 
2012-12-28 08:25:31 PM
Sheriff joe to form a pussy possie posie pose barrier around the schools to keep all them non-whites out of the school, since we all know that only non-whites go about shooting up everything in sight....
/A dirty white guy with multiple weapons is non-white huh?
 
2012-12-28 08:26:15 PM

taurusowner: And there's a damn good chance there won't be any mass school shootings at any of these places. Mass shooters avoid places where they know they will get stopped before accomplishing their goals. They're crazy, but most aren't stupid


There is absolutely no demonstrated evidence of this. Columbine and many other schools have armed police resource officers. Many malls, theaters etc. have off-duty police as security, who are also armed. This notion that these shooters are picking gun-free zones is nonsense.
 
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