Who wants armed amateurs, especially Joe's buddies, wandering around their kids' school?

Sheriff Joe: I promise to threaten children.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the countdown until some poor janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now

If he ain't white.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Who wants armed amateurs, especially Joe's buddies, wandering around their kids' school?

The scared, old, white people who keep voting for him.

Odds that most of the people searched will be brownish of tint?

*sigh*

Innocent children being shot and killed accidentally is the price we have to pay to prevent innocent children from being shot and killed intentionally.

ongbok: I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this won't end well.

I'm going to go out on limb and say that absolutely nothing happens.

Godscrack: These a-holes can't wait for an excuse to go shoot up sum 'illegals'. I hope the feds come in and finally put the banhammer down on these fascists.

And that shiatstain Tom Horne along with 'em.

Didn't they hang Tom in Wyoming years ago?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Apparently the residents of Maricopa County approve of this

/they keep electing him

Partly that; but, the last few serious opponents he's had have suffered some very embarrassing political incedents close to election time.

/ it's all very unfortunate for them

1 Year, 6 months, and 17 days since I've lived in that godforsaken state.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Who wants armed amateurs, especially Joe's buddies, wandering around their kids' school?

FTFY

vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the countdown until some poor janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now

If he ain't white.

I'm waiting for concealed carry to be legal in some state like Mississippi and when the first mass shooting happens every black kid on campus ends up mistaken for the gunman.

If I were a billionaire any school with concealed or open carry would immediately get scholarships and endowments for students enrolled in the Islamic Student's marksman club. The clubhouse wouldn't have a gun safe so the students would have to be carrying them around campus. Maybe do something similar for African American students at historically white colleges too. I wonder how fast the school would create exception clauses for that.

iheartscotch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Apparently the residents of Maricopa County approve of this

/they keep electing him

Partly that; but, the last few serious opponents he's had have suffered some very embarrassing political incedents close to election time.

/ it's all very unfortunate for them

If stupid George Gascon hadn't left for bigger and better things he could have been the one. Now he's the DA in San Francisco. Oh well.

Armed schools prepare children for internment camps.

cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]

Q&D and ugly.

Are we going to have a pool on what the first incident will be?

Accidentally does a Treyvon Martin and kills a kid on entirely racist profiling.
Underage sex with a student or sexually assaulting a student.
Sells drugs or guns to students.
Assaults student or teacher over argument.
etc etc

If there is one, i'll like to put one in for: shoots up school in response to new gun legislations

cantsleep: ongbok: I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this won't end well.

I'm going to go out on limb and say that absolutely nothing happens.

This.

Hate to interrupt the leftist circle jerk going on in this thread, but this is going to amount to a whole lot of nothing. The whole "blood running in the streets" this is beyond worn out. There's not going to be any mistaken identities, accidentally shot cops, students, or teachers. No gunning down of illegals.

And there's a damn good chance there won't be any mass school shootings at any of these places. Mass shooters avoid places where they know they will get stopped before accomplishing their goals. They're crazy, but most aren't stupid.

So despite this being "Sheriff Joe"...there really isn't that much of a story here. Some guys sitting in the school parking lots drinking coffee and....that's it. They happen to have guns on their belts. So what. I would bet most of you Farkers encounter someone with a CCW almost every day without even knowing it. Maybe it's that guy filling his tank up at the gas station in the morning. Maybe it was that mom in front of you in line at Wal-Mart. Maybe someone in that big group at Crapplebees was carrying. People carry guns. Nothing happens. If they're murderers, chances are they didn't go through the background check rigmarole to get a CCW license. But they're not, and nothing happens. They carry guns to go shopping and get gas and eat in resistant and pass you in the parking lot. Nothing happens. Get over it.

cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]

You are not a very smart man, are you?

Indubitably: cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]

Q&D and ugly.

No you are.

It's like a game of assassin, only with real consequences!

My prediction: Nothing happens.

moralpanic: cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]

You are not a very smart man, are you?

No you aren't.

bigbadideasinaction: vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the countdown until some poor janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now

If he ain't white.

I'm waiting for concealed carry to be legal in some state like Mississippi and when the first mass shooting happens every black kid on campus ends up mistaken for the gunman.

If I were a billionaire any school with concealed or open carry would immediately get scholarships and endowments for students enrolled in the Islamic Student's marksman club. The clubhouse wouldn't have a gun safe so the students would have to be carrying them around campus. Maybe do something similar for African American students at historically white colleges too. I wonder how fast the school would create exception clauses for that.

While it would be awesome to demonstrate the gun-nut's hypocrisy, this plan also carries an extremely high risk of some poor kid getting shot.

cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]

Logic would also say that if guns made schools safe, the assault weapons ban expiring should have stopped all the school shootings.

cabbyman: Indubitably: cabbyman: [www.political-humor.org image 320x246]

Q&D and ugly.

No you are.

I know, man.

In fact, I know better that any one of you how bad/ugly I actually am...

Wolf_Blitzer: bigbadideasinaction: vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the countdown until some poor janitor carrying a mop "in a threatening manner" gets accidentally shot 244 times starts...now

If he ain't white.

I'm waiting for concealed carry to be legal in some state like Mississippi and when the first mass shooting happens every black kid on campus ends up mistaken for the gunman.

If I were a billionaire any school with concealed or open carry would immediately get scholarships and endowments for students enrolled in the Islamic Student's marksman club. The clubhouse wouldn't have a gun safe so the students would have to be carrying them around campus. Maybe do something similar for African American students at historically white colleges too. I wonder how fast the school would create exception clauses for that.

While it would be awesome to demonstrate the gun-nut's hypocrisy, this plan also carries an extremely high risk of some poor kid getting shot.

Acceptable risk for the lulz that would be had.

Sheriff joe to form a pussy possie posie pose barrier around the schools to keep all them non-whites out of the school, since we all know that only non-whites go about shooting up everything in sight....
/A dirty white guy with multiple weapons is non-white huh?

taurusowner: And there's a damn good chance there won't be any mass school shootings at any of these places. Mass shooters avoid places where they know they will get stopped before accomplishing their goals. They're crazy, but most aren't stupid

There is absolutely no demonstrated evidence of this. Columbine and many other schools have armed police resource officers. Many malls, theaters etc. have off-duty police as security, who are also armed. This notion that these shooters are picking gun-free zones is nonsense.