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2012-12-28 02:24:58 PM
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2012-12-28 02:56:05 PM
Is Al Sweringen a bartender?  He owned a whorehouse/saloon.
 
2012-12-28 03:01:02 PM
Coach.  Woody.  Sam.

Done.
 
2012-12-28 03:02:50 PM

Relatively Obscure: Coach.  Woody.  Sam.

Done.


Woody was a great character, but it was really sad when Coach died.
 
2012-12-28 03:07:33 PM

Nabb1: Relatively Obscure: Coach.  Woody.  Sam.

Done.

Woody was a great character, but it was really sad when Coach died.


Coach was awesome.  And yes.  Yes it was.
 
2012-12-28 03:31:20 PM

Relatively Obscure: Nabb1: Relatively Obscure: Coach.  Woody.  Sam.

Done.

Woody was a great character, but it was really sad when Coach died.

Coach was awesome.  And yes.  Yes it was.


That last season he was on the show, you could kind of see his deterioration. He got really skinny in his last few episodes.

But, hey, he was always around (except for, like, six episodes in season 6)...

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/oh, and Guinan ahead of Quark? No farking way!
 
2012-12-28 03:35:48 PM
No love for Phil?
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2012-12-28 03:36:18 PM

Relatively Obscure: Nabb1: Relatively Obscure: Coach.  Woody.  Sam.

Done.

Woody was a great character, but it was really sad when Coach died.

Coach was awesome.  And yes.  Yes it was.


I expected Coach to be #1.
 
2012-12-28 03:49:05 PM
I think at the upcoming FARKCON, we need to get a big cardboard cut out of Coach and bring it wherever we set up shop in drinking establishments.
 
2012-12-28 03:56:30 PM

Nabb1: Is Al Sweringen a bartender?  He owned a whorehouse/saloon.


That's what I was thinking.....yes, he'll occasionally pour a drink for somebody, but that doesn't really make him a bartender....he's owner of the place.

/Cocksucker.
 
2012-12-28 04:12:12 PM

Relatively Obscure:
Coach. Woody. Sam.

Park. Street. Under.

Done.

 
2012-12-28 04:14:35 PM

The_Sponge: Nabb1: Is Al Sweringen a bartender?  He owned a whorehouse/saloon.

That's what I was thinking.....yes, he'll occasionally pour a drink for somebody, but that doesn't really make him a bartender....he's owner of the place.

/Cocksucker.


Dan Dority would be closer, or Davey.
 
2012-12-28 04:20:48 PM

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Good to see Joe taken care of in the initial comment.

/cracked would never make a mistake like that.
 
2012-12-28 04:25:57 PM

simplicimus: Relatively Obscure: Nabb1: Relatively Obscure: Coach.  Woody.  Sam.

Done.

Woody was a great character, but it was really sad when Coach died.

Coach was awesome.  And yes.  Yes it was.

I expected Coach to be #1.


^^^
 
2012-12-28 05:10:29 PM

simplicimus: Relatively Obscure: Nabb1: Relatively Obscure: Coach.  Woody.  Sam.

Done.

Woody was a great character, but it was really sad when Coach died.

Coach was awesome.  And yes.  Yes it was.

I expected Coach to be #1.


So did I.  This list has no excuse.
 
2012-12-28 05:14:39 PM
www.quantumleap-alsplace.com
God, the ultimate bartender
 
2012-12-28 05:54:50 PM
Sam
Woody
Coach
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Fin
 
2012-12-28 06:26:28 PM

texdent: [www.quantumleap-alsplace.com image 720x540]
God, the ultimate bartender


Dr. Sam Becket never ordered another beer
 
2012-12-28 06:26:56 PM
Isn't that, like, all of them?
 
2012-12-28 06:37:18 PM
I'm not sure you could describe 1/3 of that list as "best" anything. Well-known, perhaps. Many of them were lousy barkeeps.
 
2012-12-28 06:38:18 PM
Guinan over Quark?

I don't think so.
 
2012-12-28 06:40:27 PM
No Coach or Sam Malone? This list sucks.
 
2012-12-28 06:47:53 PM
They missed a couple:

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2012-12-28 07:00:02 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Guinan over Quark?

I don't think so.


Guinan seemed to be running an open bar. Quark would rip you off given the chance. The bartender always seems better when the drinks are free.
 
2012-12-28 07:02:22 PM
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2012-12-28 07:06:14 PM

NeoCortex42: Guinan seemed to be running an open bar. Quark would rip you off given the chance. The bartender always seems better when the drinks are free.


It was open because nothing in it was worth drinking.
 
2012-12-28 07:07:56 PM
Isaac only at number 7? not even top 3? Fk this list and those who made it.
 
2012-12-28 07:09:14 PM
I still think it should have been Chairman Moe's Magic Wok
 
2012-12-28 07:20:02 PM

NeoCortex42: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Guinan over Quark?

I don't think so.

Guinan seemed to be running an open bar. Quark would rip you off given the chance. The bartender always seems better when the drinks are free.


Holosuites

Quark provided MUCH better entertainment.
 
2012-12-28 07:40:50 PM
I can understand not wanting to overpopulate the list with characters from 1 show, but Coach easily > Woody.
 
2012-12-28 07:45:13 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Relatively Obscure:
Coach. Woody. Sam.

Park. Street. Under.

Done.


Lemon. Wet. Good.
 
2012-12-28 07:55:41 PM

iron_city_ap: I can understand not wanting to overpopulate the list with characters from 1 show, but Coach easily > Woody.


I agree, but Coach should have been #1, and Woody shoujld stay at #3. They had 2 bartenders from Star Trek, why not 2 from a show about a bar?
 
2012-12-28 08:08:57 PM

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listfail
 
2012-12-28 08:11:53 PM

cmunic8r99: They missed a couple:

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MOTHER farkING ROSIE.
 
2012-12-28 08:18:31 PM
(Phone rings)
Coach: Hello. (Listens)
Coach; to the bar: Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?
Norm: that's you coach
Coach to caller: Speaking!
 
2012-12-28 08:29:43 PM
They definitely just listed any bartender. I love New Girl, and Nick is my favourite character, but you barely see him bartend.

Sam should have been on that list.
 
2012-12-28 08:31:49 PM
 
2012-12-28 08:45:33 PM
fark you Buzzfeed, fark you in the ass!
 
2012-12-28 09:02:33 PM
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2012-12-28 09:06:50 PM
WTH! No Eddie from Hustle! Buzzfeed, you are dead to me.
 
2012-12-28 09:23:12 PM
I can't believe they chose Woody over Coach from Cheers.
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2012-12-28 09:26:06 PM

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Good call... but alas not "TV".
 
2012-12-28 09:40:07 PM

shinjitsuism: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Guinan

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Holy crap. Somebody else who knows Sev Trek.

CSB: I won a caption contest the first year of the site and got drawn as Simon Peter in a Jesus-themed parody of The X-Files called, of course, The Sev-Files.
 
2012-12-28 10:25:14 PM
Woody Boyd was a brainless hick. Woody Harrelson isn't that great of an actor, either.

Sam Malone and Coach Ernie Pantuso OWN that list.
 
2012-12-28 11:02:26 PM

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Glenn Strange as "Sam Noonan", Bartender down at The Longbranch. Thanks for covering that.
 
2012-12-28 11:19:49 PM

LZeitgeist: Woody Boyd was a brainless hick. Woody Harrelson isn't that great of an actor, either.

Sam Malone and Coach Ernie Pantuso OWN that list.


surprisingly i have enjoyed more and more of Woody Harrelson's acting.

recent favs that I wish more people saw:

Seven Psychopaths
Rampart
Transsiberian.

I also enjoyed him in Zombieland and Defendor.

he is extremely under-rated.
 
2012-12-28 11:36:45 PM
19. Sarah from "Parenthood"

She was better as the bartender in Bad Santa.

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fark me Santa! fark me Santa! fark me Santa!
 
2012-12-28 11:37:23 PM
Sam was a better bartender. He had those cool trick shots with the beer mugs.
 
2012-12-28 11:39:16 PM

Relatively Obscure: Coach.  Woody.  Sam.

Done.


I was a bartender for many years (this is what happens when have a worthless liberal arts BA), and I always wanted to be Sam Malone. Dude owned his own business (for the first half of the series, anyway), and while he wasn't rich, he still got by. He was surrounded by his friends. He farked flight attendants weekly. This was the life I wanted for myself. Friends, f*cking, and changing kegs.

Now I have a 'real' job and despise every moment of it. All I ever wanted to be was the best bartender in New Orleans.
 
2012-12-28 11:46:04 PM

spacemanjones: (Phone rings)
Coach: Hello. (Listens)
Coach; to the bar: Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?
Norm: that's you coach
Coach to caller: Speaking!


Great quote but that was Sam not Norm
 
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