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2012-12-28 01:38:48 PM  
Maybe, if it was already developed enough before the chicken was zombified.

Though I think it would be too risky to eat a zombie chicken egg, it would likely be contaminated with the virus.
 
2012-12-28 01:57:28 PM  
no.

dead things don't reproduce.


they may have become zombies due to an infection, but they are reanimated dead things and therefore can't reproduce.
 
2012-12-28 02:09:15 PM  
Followup question: would Zombie Republicans keep farking zombie chickens?
 
2012-12-28 02:33:19 PM  
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2012-12-28 02:46:08 PM  
 If I had a zombie rooster and a zombie hen, then I would have a zombie cock and pullet.
 
2012-12-28 02:51:14 PM  
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2012-12-28 02:51:26 PM  

vernonFL: If I had a zombie rooster and a zombie hen, then I would have a zombie cock and pullet.


Zombie Cock is no fun... I mean, you keep tugging and tugging but nothing happens... it's the point where self-love becomes self-abuse.
 
2012-12-28 02:54:26 PM  
Ya know, they'll lay just about anything they can get their hands on.
 
2012-12-28 03:32:19 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: dead things don't reproduce.


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2012-12-28 03:36:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Followup question: would Zombie Republicans keep farking zombie chickens?


yes
 
2012-12-28 04:12:57 PM  
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2012-12-28 04:36:57 PM  
If they did, I'm sure they'd be a hit in the Philippines.
 
2012-12-28 05:11:27 PM  
You might as well ask if recent mothers who became zombies would still lactate.
 
2012-12-28 05:13:41 PM  
Agreed that dead things don't reproduce. Obviously. However, zombies don't exist so we're not talking reality here.

I have no answer but if it turned out that chickens did, in fact, continue laying eggs (dead they may be) then does that mean that on top of being zombies, girls still get their periods?

I mean, poor things will never hit menopause...periods for eternity...PMS zombie style...

omg...I'm scaring myself.
 
2012-12-28 06:00:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Followup question: would Zombie Republicans keep farking zombie chickens?


Actually, the follow-up question is; Would dip-shiate Leftist zombie (but I repeat myself) Farkers like FirstNationalIdiot here continue to have to bolster their low self-esteem by making stupid, non-sensical, azzhatted comments against people whose only fault is that they disagree with him politicially?

And as we can see the answer is 'Yes. Yes, he would'.
 
2012-12-28 07:36:40 PM  
Depends on what they were doing. As stand-up comedians they would lay eggs. As politicians they would be an upgrade.
 
2012-12-28 10:22:48 PM  

douchebag/hater: FirstNationalBastard: Followup question: would Zombie Republicans keep farking zombie chickens?

Actually, the follow-up question is; Would dip-shiate Leftist zombie (but I repeat myself) Farkers like FirstNationalIdiot here continue to have to bolster their low self-esteem by making stupid, non-sensical, azzhatted comments against people whose only fault is that they disagree with him politicially?

And as we can see the answer is 'Yes. Yes, he would'.


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2012-12-29 12:21:25 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Followup question: would Zombie Republicans keep farking zombie chickens?


That's where the zombie eggs come form!
 
2012-12-29 09:13:19 PM  

kmmontandon: If they did, I'm sure they'd be a hit in the Philippines.


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2012-12-30 08:23:18 AM  
 
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